#rwby dragonslayer
(4th Dragonslayer Serenade) Serenading Her Knight & Slaying His Dragon
Dragonslayer Serenades: 1st Serenade/2nd Serenade/3rd Serenade
“Okay Yang, can I take this off now?” Jaune Arc asked for what must have been the dozenth time now.
“Just wait a bit longer Stud.” She smiled still holding her man’s hand, their journey nearly through. Yang moved with a purpose, especially tonight, cuz well, she had a goal, she was totally gonna knock her man’s socks off! Well, hopefully more then just his socks, if you got her meaning.
After all she had a hell of a surprise in store for her big strong goof of a man. Why you might ask, well obviously cause it was they’re 4th anniversary. What kinda terrible girlfriend would go and do nothing for a big day like that?
And no! It wasn’t just cuz she still felt hella guilty for last year!… Okay, maybe a bit of it was cuz of that. Like ten perc-okay like twenty, but still! She was doing this cuz she loved he fellow blonde. The fact that Saphron had threatened her over not repeating last year only slightly added to her efforts this year round…
And plus she’d been trying real hard all freaking year! Weisscream was unsurprisingly a strict teacher.
Ugh, I can’t believe the best she ever called me was adequate…
She shook her head, no, none of that, she worked her ass off and Weiss’s standards were always super freaking high. She was good, no reason to get all self conscious and junk. Blake had told her as much, so did her sis…
Crap, I can’t calm down…
Even knowing that didn’t make her any less nervous though… She paused though when she felt Jaune suddenly squeeze her held hand though.
“You okay?”
“Y-yeah, just, kinda got cold feet is all ‘Heh’ Hey! Wait, Don’t Take Off Your Blindfold VB!” Turning she leaped at her dumb tall man, forcing her hands over his loosening blindfold.
“C’mon, that’s not important anymore, you said were nervous.”
“And Like I Said That’s Not Important! Now Put Back On That Dumb Blindfold, We’re Almost There!” He was about to protest but she wasn’t having it! Nope! Not a chance! She’d worked too damn hard for this to go wrong!
“’Sigh’ Fine…” With a huff he tied the stupid knot back on, Yang nodded relieved grabbing his dumb hand again and guiding him through the streets. Men stared at her and women at him, was always nice to be reminded that they were a hot couple. Yep to blondes with wicked bods that had it going on. But flaunting herself and her eye candy wasn’t the agenda today.
She paused as she reached her desired destination, a stage bult up and ready for a performance, Curtesy of Weiss’s credit card of course, hey she was paying her back!… In installments… For the next 5 years. Again she shook her head, trying to ignore her poor abused wallets and it’s next few years of starving without lien.
Turning she smiled to her boo, walking up, reaching out and grabbing his shoulders, pulling herself up on tiptoes to plant a kiss on him. A tongue or two were clicked by some guys who’d ogled her, not that they had a chance even if she wasn’t dating blonde stuff here.
“What was that for?” She grinned.
“Heya Loverboy, got a question, you know what day it is?” Even with his eyes covered she could totally make out that confused goofy look of his.
“Tuesday?” Huh? So that what it felt like… Well crap, that was hella annoying.
“No! Well, I mean yeah, but also it’s our…” She paused, the gears in her head turning as a idea struck. Oh yeah she could totally use this to her advantage! What was better then making it up to her blondie this anniversary?
Obviously, making it up to him and having the tables totally reversed!
Oh yeah, she could see it now, getting her best boy all flustered and then having him do whatever she wanted cuz she he was so happy and felt bad. She was totally getting him to The Club tonight, they would dance and everything with him in those tight pant she loved to see him dance in.
“So… Can I finally take this dumb thing off now Sunshine?”
“Give me just a minute big guy.” With a wink that he couldn’t see she was off, running off unto the stage, several Atlesian droids there to keep the piece and grubby fingers from snatching anything. She nodded as she checked the speakers for making sure they were set up right.
Nodded assured everything was running smoothly she turned to the small portable room and typed into her Scroll, unlocking it’s door. Opening she smiled at the sight greeting her, reaching out and grabbing it.
-0-0-0-
Okay, Jaune would admit he was confused… He had no idea what was going on? Then again, his mind had been elsewhere… Nervous jitters ran up his spine again at the memoires, Yang’s dad had been extra intimidating yesterday after he… Well, asked that.
He shook his head, it was in the past now. Besides he had to focus, Yang wanted to show him something, he couldn’t get why though? Then again his mind had been a mess for the past few weeks, How could it not be, he was so worried after all… What her dad would say, how’d Ruby might react. Hell he even went the extra mile and talked to Blake, the resident catgirl threatening to cut him if he messed up.
He shook his head chuckling at the memory, even Weiss had made him sign a document all but promising he’d pay if her teammate ever became unhappy. Ture her mom might’ve been a lost cause but there was no doubt Yang was loved.
And he was rambling again, man he must’ve been more tired then he thought, he really shouldn’t have been pulling all those extra mission but he really needed the cash… After all ‘Yawn’ who’d have thought one little rock would cost so much.
I wonder what she wants to show me? ‘Yawn’ So sleepy… What’s today again?
He really needed to look it up, their anniversary was coming up soon and whole point of doing it on this sorta crunch was to make it by then after all.
First thing I’m doing after I take this off his checking my calendar.
“~Okay Loverboy! Take It Off!~” He jumped at her call! What The Hell!? Why Was She Using Speakers!? No wait, that wasn’t important! He could take off his blindfold, not missing a beat he tugged the dumb thing off!
Great! Now I just need to, pull. Out… My-
His brain all too quickly stalled to a halt as he looked at the stage…
Why was his beautiful girlfriend in a dress… Not that he was complaining mind you! The Opposite Actually! After all his personal helping of Sunshine rarely wore them! Even if the one she was sporting was a short skirted sort the frills made her look cute. The leather fur lined high cut jacket though even it out giving her the usual energy he was so fond of. That was what made Yang Yang though after all. His girl needed to be kickass and a bombshell at all times and now was no different.
Wasn’t I supposed to do something?… Oh right! The Scroll!
Pulling it out he rose it up and…
‘Click! Click! Click!’
There was no way he wasn’t getting photos of her in this getup! If Yang minded she certainly didn’t show it, playing along and posing… ‘Suggestively’ for him, he could hear other people’s Scrolls flashing. He didn’t know whether he should be angry, jealous or proud, so he went with all three. Sides they weren’t the one she was blowing a kiss to.
“Well, are you ready for you present Jaune?” Present? But today wasn’t his birthday… Was it?
And like that Yang stood tall and oddly smug, even for her and for anyone who knew his girlfriend would know that was saying a lot. And now she was pulling out a Microphone. Another wink was given his way as her smug smile turned utterly toothy.
“Make sure to put your camera on record VB, your gonna wanna save this.” And like that it begun as she brought the Microphone close, parted her lips and…
Yang:‘Baby, when we’re touching in the dark
Can you feel it?’
Well now, that made him go still in surprise, his girlfriend could apparently sing now.
So that’s what she’s been doing with Snow Angel…
Slowly a nice mellow tune begun to follow with her surprisingly melodic voice.
Yang:‘I can hear the pounding of my heart
Can you feel it?’
He wasn’t alone either more then half those who’d been gawking at her were no staring the blonde brawler’s way.
Yang:‘When you take my body to the stars
I believe it
Boy, this love is supernatural
Can you feel it?’
The music suddenly begun to reverberate more, picking up before turning less melodic and becoming bolder.
Yang:‘Come, take me by the hand
Wanna cross the line, baby, go ahead’
Gesturing towards him with her hand the smile was that special mix of half flirting half teasing he couldn’t get enough of.
Yang: ‘Till the morning light, watch my silhouette
'Cause you know tonight we’re gonna wake the dead’
Ans now her felt his face burn! Gods Dammit! Why did she have to sing something with Innuendos!?
Yang:‘Get a little bit wrong, get a little bit wild
Get a little bit high off of this love tonight
Get a little bit raw, come a little undone
Get a little bit reckless, I can’t get enough’
Okay! This Went Beyond A Bit Of Teasing!
Yang! What the Hell!!!
What Was She Singing In Front Of These People! Oh great, all the guys were glaring at him… ‘Sigh’ yeah, he couldn’t blame them.
Yang:‘Baby, when we’re touching in the dark
Can you feel it?
I can hear the pounding of my heart
Can you feel it?
When you take my body to the stars
I believe it’
And like that she went from teasing and embarrassing him to making his heart skip a beat on the flip of a coin. That just wasn’t fair. You can’t be a tease one second and so damn sincere the next. He could hear the love in her tone after all and dammit if it didn’t make him feel like the luckiest guy in Vale.
Yang:‘Boy, this love is supernatural
Can you feel it?’
Her aura sparked slightly, flaring up the faintest bit as if to give manifest to her proclamation.
Yang:‘Come, take me in the night
I feel it in my blood, want the darker side’
And back to naughty Yang!
Good Oum Woman, Decide whether your goals to make me blush or fall in love with you all over again!
Yang: ‘Baby, when we touch, look me in the eyes
Poison me with love, I’ll bring you back to life’
This wasn’t freaking fair in the slightest! She was changing her rhythm to quick for him to get use to it!
Yang:‘Get a little bit wrong, get a little bit wild
Get a little bit high off of this love tonight
Get a little bit raw, come a little undone
Get a little bit reckless, I can’t get enough’
Facing him her smile calmed down to it’s more loving expression, her tone leaving that wild fire like lisp to adopt a warmer more honest disposition once again.
Yang: ‘Baby, when we’re touching in the dark
Can you feel it?
I can hear the pounding of my heart
Can you feel it?
When you take my body to the stars
I believe it’
Each line was followed by a step forward and an extra degree of warmth in her voice as she spoke to him is musical form.
Yang:‘Boy, this love is supernatural
Can you feel it?’
She stepped off the stage then, landing on the grass and flat out looking her way.
Yang:‘Baby, when we’re touching in the dark’
With every word she stepped close, her smile so genuine it almost hurt to see.
Yang:‘I can hear the pounding of my heart’
With the distance closing she was close enough for him to feel the heat of her aura as it begun to glow warmly. It was almost a perfect moment ‘Sigh’ so of course she couldn’t let it stay like that.
Yang:‘Baby, when we’re touching in the dark
Can you feel it?’
With a wide smile she hugged herself tightly… A little too tightly, so much so her fabric strained against her gulp worthy voluptuous figure. He was rendered speechless yet again, and ever the opportunist she reached out grabbing his bigger rougher hand in hers and pulled it against herself.
Yang: ‘I can hear the pounding of my heart
Can you feel it?’
To be more precise pulling his hand against and between her bountiful chest! Sandwiching his limb within her soft warm breast.
Crap! Crap! Crap! Down Jaune-Zilla! No wait When Did I Start Using Sunshine’s Nickname For It!?
Now was not the time to get a woody! As if to cut those thoughts off, Yang pulled him in closer, taking another step up to him and smiling somewhere between that devilish tease of a grin and a honest loving smile.
Yang:‘When you take my body to the stars
I believeit’
Her hands abruptly let go of his, leaving it there in her bosom, and not wasting the opportunity she reached out, her hands reaching around and then locking behind his neck.
Yang: ‘Boy, this love is supernatural
Can you feel it?’
With a smiler larger, brighter and more vibrant then any she’d displayed in her song she pulled herself up to him. Their lips pressing, not in a particularly deep nor needy kiss, but certainly one that lasted several seconds, conveying a deep and honest affection. When she pulled back he was greeted with quite simply the brightest of smiles, one that matched the nickname Sunshine to a Tee.
“Happy Anniversary Loverboy.” His heartbeat all but doubled before his mind registered her words.
Wait…
“It’s… our Anniversary?” Of course, his lovely dragon formed a playful pout, one that showed no real annoyance merely acting the part.
“Oh, you forgot Vomit Man?” He winced, guilt definitely forming in his gut.
“Y-yeah… Sorry, Works just been so hectic…” Oh great he was making excuse! Dammit that was the kinda stuff jerks did! Who cares if it was to buy ‘That’ for her if he messed up the big day in the end! That was the definition of putting the cart before the horse!
For her part though Yang was loving this! After all it wasn’t like she was mad or anything, heck she knew better then anyone how busy her knight was. More then once she warned him to calm down on all the missions but he was being weirdly insistent about it.
Hey not like she could be all that mad anyways, not when he waved off her forgetting last year…
“Hey now it’s no problem mister muscles, I get that it’s just a-”
“It’s not okay.” He looked back at her then with a pair of stern focused deep blues eyes set on a very amused face.
“This is the day we met after all… Seriously how could I just go and forget it…”
“H-hey, no reason to beat yourself up…” Seriously, after all did he forget she did the same last year.
“But, what kinda boyfriend forgets the day they got with the best thing in their life…” How that statement could make her feel stupidly happy and yet somehow feel like a jab was a wonder!
Hey! How Come This Feels Like He’s Throwing Shade at Me!?
A little more forcibly she gave a stiff smile his way, her sweet mood slightly soured by a unessacary feeling of guilt bubbling up.
“Like I said it’s no problem…”
“But, I love you.”
Awe…
“And forgetting this shows anything but that…”
Hey!
“I, I wouldn’t go that far…”
Please agree, c’mon, please…
Jaune sadly shook his head, his fist shaking.
“No, it doesn’t…”
Screw You!
Yang was never what one might call a… rational thinking, to be more precise thought tended to fall second to action to the brawler. Right now as her hands that once locked behind her boyfriends neck now clenched as they grabbed fistfuls of his collar was one instance of that.
Jaune blinked as she looked up to him with red fiery eyes, her tears evaporating from the heat she was literally producing. Her clenched fist shook as she pulled him down to level with her threatening visage.
“Listen Here Vomit Boy! Just Cuz I Mess Up Once Or Twice Doesn’t Make Me A Bad Girlfriend!” Jaune blinked.
What was she talking about? Wasn’t he the one who messed up?
“What, Are You Saying That Forgetting One Freaking Day Makes Someone The Worst Or Something!?”
‘Gulp’
No Sudden moments Jaune, she can smell fear… Remember what Saphron’s advice for when you fight, it’s always your fault…
“I… Um, yes?” The world spun before he crashed into it back first as his lovely girlfriend flipped him in anger.
Saphron… I think Terra and Yang are different kinda women when it comes to getting on their badsides…
If not he had no idea how Saph had survived up to this point. He knew how easily she could get on your nerves after all… and he was deflecting, think about Saphron’s terrible advice later, very angry girlfriend right now. Yang leaned over him, popping her knuckles with a very pissed off look in her eyes.
“Now then, mind giving me the reaction I wanted for spending a year practicing how to sing that…”
I Did Not Deal With Weisscream’s Strict As Hell Lessons Just To Hear I’m A Bad Girlfriend Dammit!
“But-”
“No Buts!” She said leaning over him, letting her girls sway before his very eyes… Kinda hard to be scared when you were staring at possibly the greatest rake this side of Vale and a face that looked no less radiant even when it was murderously pissed.
“All It Means Is You Gotta Try Harder To Make Up For It!”
You Jerk! What The Hell Do Your Think I Went Through This For! You Can Forget About The Sexy Night I Had Pla-
“Your right…” Shocked blue eyes looked up to her.
I didn’t go through all that just complain like this…
So what if he didn’t have time for the perfect setup, not missing a beat he inhaled before sitting up.
“Hey What Do You Think Yo-!?” He reached out taking her hands into his and pulling her close.
“Your right Yang.” She blinked.
“I am…”
Huh? That’s a first, usually I’m wrong when I go over the deep end.
“Completely, we’re only human after all right?”
“Right…” He nodded.
“and I really do love you.” And her flashed that stupidly earnest smile of his her way, seriously, how could she stay pissed after that!
“Y-yeah…” His hold tightened, some aura unconsciously feeding into her through the shared contact, warming her slightly.
“I should be expressing that love, not complaining, especially after you put on the best show I’ve ever seen, and all for me no less.” She blushed.
“’Pfft’ Y-yeah rightm it, it wasn’t that big a deal or anything hahaha… hah.”
Kill Me!
It was now beginning to sink in just what she’d done in front of so many others.
Crap, why was this embarrassing!?
His grip tightened.
“I’m so lucky to have you in my life.”
Not Fair!
You didn’t just get to say that when you had a girl on the backfoot, what the hell, how was that not a cheap shot!?
“I really do love you Yang.” Jaune moved leaning in, and unconsciously her eyes closed as she followed his lead… Okay, any second now.
Huh?
Her eyes opened to find… Nothing? Her boyfriend was gone.
“What the Hell!?” She looked around for him!
Since When Could He Ninja Vanish! What, Is He Taking Lessons From Kitkat!?
“Think she got stood up?”
“Man, dude ditched her…”
“Hey, maybe it’s my chance to bag a babe.” Her teeth gritted at the bunch of sleezeballs but more then that she felt utterly damn frustrated!
What Did I Do Wrong!
“Yes! You Did Pack One!” She turned, finding Jaune on the stage, well, in the back of it, digging through the instruments she tried to learn, yeah, as it turned out those weren’t her strong suits. Plus Weisscream only knew the fancy pretentious type of instruments. Which begged the question why did she have a guitar? No wait, she was supposed to be mad at him!
Standing up, guitar in hand Jaune turned facing her, his determined confident expression making her still for a moment as he stepped on up to the microphone. Seizing the device and smiling.
“Well better something on the spot with heart then nothing at all right Sunshine?” What was he talking about? Slowly he begun to strum his guitar.
“I wanted to set up a whole fancy dinner date or something to do this but I guess I got a bit confused about the dates and everything. Those jerk offs begun to chuckle and mock but Yang paid attention as he begun to get into his strumming.
“this is for you, and please, don’t answer till I finish at least kay?” Answer?
Slowly his fingers adjusted as he got a nack for the instrument in his arms, a lax slightly somber tune begun to vibrate from the chords as his face visibly softened. Then he spoke a pleasing rumble in his usual voice.
(Better Together by Luke Combs)
Jaune:‘A 40 HP Johnson on a flat bottom metal boat’
Yang blinked.
What?
Jaune:‘Coke cans and BB guns, barbed wire and old fence posts’
No seriously, why the hell was he describing random junk? Especially while sounding so damn smooth doing it.
Jaune: ‘8-point bucks in autumn and freshly cut cornfields
One arm out the window and one hand on the wheel’
Okay, they transition to random nonsense…
Jaune:‘Some things just go better together and probably always will’
Oooooh.
Now it made sense.
Jaune: ‘Like a cup of coffee and a sunrise, Sunday drives and time to kill’
With a smile he bumped gave a bump to show off his instrument.
Jaune:‘What’s the point of this ol’ guitar if it ain’t got no strings?
Or pourin’ your heart into a song that you ain’t gonna sing?’
Okay, now it was starting to add up, and with it her confusion dying down as she begun to enjoy the song while he sung in that hot country tone.
Jaune:‘It’s a match made up in heaven, like good ol’ boys and beer
And me, as long as you’re right here’
She paused, blinking as he looked to her smiling, making her blush slightly.
That sly basta-
Jaune:‘Your license in my wallet when we go out downtown
Your lipstick’s stained every coffee cup that I got in this house
The way you say, “I love you, too” is like rain on an old tin roof
And your hand fits right into mine like a needle in a groove’
Well yeah, she liked him having her Huntress I.D. it really sucked when people thought he was trying to take advantage of a drunk girl when she got a bit to into her drink. And, well… Dammit! She Wasn’t Ready For This!
Jaune:‘Some things just go better together and probably always will
Like a cup of coffee and a sunrise, Sunday drives and time to kill
What’s the point of this ol’ guitar if it ain’t got no strings?’
Crap her face was starting to heat, how could a song that begun with him naming literally random junk make her flush.
Jaune:‘Or pourin’ your heart into a song that you ain’t gonna sing?
It’s a match made up in heaven, like good ol’ boys and beer
And me, as long as you’re right here’
Much like she had he marched straight off the stage, though she’d been much closer then he was as he closed the distance. Still strumming his guitar as he continued in impromptu serenade.
Jaune:‘Sometimes we’re oil and water
But I wouldn’t have it any other way’
It was funny how fast the tables could be turned on a girl, especially when said girl was dating a dork that almost seemed like he was pulled outta the cheesiest Rom-Com a girl could rent.
Jaune: ‘And if I’m being honest, your first and my last name…’
Yang froze at that.
“What!?” So did everyone else, the douchbags included as she flushed hard. Everyone but her stupid boyfriend who just metaphorically sent her emotionally on her ass.
Jaune:‘Would just sound better together and probably always will
Like a cup of coffee and a sunrise, Sunday drives and time to kill’
She begun to sputter and she then fell literally on her ass, face red, she knew they were lyric but still! And of course, big blonde and heart throbbing didn’t stop from continuing!
Jaune:‘What’s the point of this ol’ guitar if it ain’t got no strings?
Or pourin’ your heart into a song that you ain’t gonna sing?’
A hand reached out she unconsciously took it, being helped up by her big studdly fellow blonde.
Jaune: ‘It’s a match made up in heaven, like good ol’ boys and beer’
Just a bit nervous she expected him to go for a kiss or something and readied herself… Only for him to drop down on his knee!
Jaune:‘And me, as long as you’re right here’
Loving blues looked up to her then as he dug into his pocket, finding the little case.
Thank Oum I’ve Been To Anxious To Let It Outta Arm’s Reach.
Jaune:‘And me, as long as you’re right here…’
As soon as he stopped he did possibly the only thing that could make the moment anymore heart wrecking as he pulled out a tiny black case. Lilac eyes dilated to a pinprick as her mouth flapped away for even the most basic syllables.
Breathing was just about the only thing her poor mind could process doing, only then turning against her as he opened said case to reveal a ring of solid gold so bright and fine as her own sunny locks with a Amethyst the exact shade of her eyes cut to utter perfection! All she could do was hyperventilate as her very shaky hands rose over her mouth.
No way, no way, nowaynowaynoway NO FREAKING WAY!!!
“Yang Xiao-Long…” Her heart was losing it, she might die, this might actually kill her! Because right now her heart wasn’t missing one or two beats but entire dozens!
“Would you do me the honor-”
Was this why he’d been pulling extra missions!? To Afford That!? Wait… Was That Why Her Dad And Uncle Where In A Mood!?
“Of marrying me…” Her whole world froze as she just stared, and he looked back to her, some worry beginning to show on his features.
“Is… That a no?”
What?
His smile stiffened a bit as his hand begun to shake.
“Y-yeah, I guess I did sorta do it all sloppily, should’ve prepared after all…” What was he saying, she couldn’t hear him over her heart losing it? Why was he making that kicked puppy dog face?
“I guess we can just forget about thi-” And once again Yang Act first Xiao-Long sprang into action as she jumped her fellow blonde, tackling him down on his back!
“Wha!? Yan-Mmph!?” His words were cut off when said brawler sashed her lips against his in a deep heated kiss. Then she forced his lips apart and dove deeper, those watching got the sight of the pair there on the grass. The blonde bombshell imitated the heaviest makeout most had ever seen.
With a wet kiss they broke apart and Jaune gasped for air, then he got a sucker punch in the chest. Then another, and another… None of which hurt as they were delivered by shaking trembling hands.
“Y-you ’Sniff’ Jerk! Not Fair!” Yang glared at him with big lilac orbs, her eye corners swelling with happy confused tears.
“Going and ‘Hic’ And one upping me like that! ’Sniff’ Seriously, you’re like the worst/ best boyfriend!” And she continued her assault of very girly ineffective punches, which for Yang was saying something. Her face still red and puffy as she was somewhere between crying and flustered.
So cute…
He needed to make this woman his… Oh right, he already proposed.
“WILL YOU SAY SOMETHING ALREADY JAUNE!!!” Oh whoa, she was using his actual name, in response he said the first thing he could think of.
“Will you marry me?” Well, in for a penny… And she was speechless again, if he didn’t know better he’d think she was having a heart attack or something. Finally she made her decision, to run away, which since her legs were to shaky to move meant burying her face in his chest.
“Sunshine?”
“Shutup…”
Huh?
“Just… G-give me a minute okay!” This, was not how he hoped this would go down…
I figured the hard part was asking her dad for his blessing!?
He didn’t fight Tai-Freaking-Yang Xiao-Long just to get rejected did he!?
“Yes…”
“Huh?” She peeked out from his chest pouting way more cutely than a bombshell of a woman like her should be allowed to.
“I said yes you dumb blonde…” Now it was his turn to flusters.
“R-really?” And her turn to get angry and confused.
“Yes, Freaking Brothers above yes, what else could I be talking about you dumb handsome fucking idiot!” He literally didn’t hear a word after yes as his arms wrapped around the very conflicted brawler as he hugged her tightly.
“H-hey not so fast mister! Th-there Are People Round Here!” Well that was another first, Yang caring about their surroundings, she was way off her game, it was actually the cutest thing he’d ever seen her do. And it was all his… And like that their usual dynamic flipped as he got up, his wifey, waifu? Wifette? Wife-to-be in his arms.
She looked confused at him and then around at the people who were now clapping having seen it all, and now she was blushing. Man he was never gonna forget this moment! And so to right the world he decided that while his girlfriend played the easily flustered blonde he’d tap into his inner Yang. Putting on his best smile and pair of bed room eyes he leaned in close.
“C’mon, let’s head home and celebrate.” His voice husky against her ear he continued.
“I’m gonna go down so long on you you’d think I had gills.” And now she was speechless for two reason and he proudly walked back home… Unaware that the moment that door closed his dragon would be back and ‘Very’ giving… But that was then, for now he was just a man carrying his fiancée home…
Previous Serenade
Yang bursts into her dorm:Weiss why the fuck didnt you tell me I could have 15% or more on bumblebee by switching to schneeco?
Weiss in the middle of giving Neptune head: *cough* YANG GET OUT I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING FELLATIO TO MY PARAMORE!
Neptune:Sup!
Yang:huh nice cock. But my boyfriends is bigger and better trimmed down there.
Weiss:DONT GAWK AT HIS COCK! You aren’t even dating anyone!
Yang:*chuckles* nice rhyme. But to be honest I’ve be secretly dating Jaune for the last four months and let me tell you. You fucked up big time. Unconditional love, free massages, he cooks and goes out dancing with me. AND he’s rocking an solid nine incher.
Weiss:GOOD LORD!
Neptune:but can he use it well?
Yang: so well I even let him do anal. I NEVER DO ANAL!
Neptune turns to Weiss:you missed out.
Weiss:wha but I wanted to be with you?!?
Yang:well I’m out I’m gonna tag team Jaune with p-money to see if I can finally outlast him*walks away *.
Weiss turning to Neptune:now I see what you mean. But for now give me that dick.
Neptune: OHHH~~~
*Yang bursts into Yujins room where YujinandTenzen are at and closes the door behind her and leans against it.*
Yang: Who wants to make 5 lien?
Yujin:How?
Yang: I need someone to take the fall…
Jaune, in a different room: Oh my god!
Tenzen: What did you do???
Yang: I can’t tell you. Yes or No? No questions asked.
Jaune: OH MY GOOOOOD!!!
Yujin: … Make it ten.
Jaune: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Yang, puts her hands on Yujinsshoulders: You are an amazing daughter.
Yang, gently grabs Yujin by the arm and guides her to Jaune: I got her honey. I got her, don’t worry…
DragonslayerWedding
Official: Before I go any further, have either of you prepared your own vows?
Jaune:Yes.
Yang: No. You wrote vows?
Jaune:Yeah.
Yang: Well, I don’t have any. You’re kind of making me look bad.
Jaune: It’s okay. I don’t have to say them.
Yang: No, no, no, go ahead. I’ll come up with something mushy, you’ll cry, we got this.
Jaune: Yang, ever since we got together, you have become the sunshine of my entire life. You have helped me become someone that I can truly be proud of. I wish to be someone that you can rely on whenever you need help, as I will forever love you with all my being.
Yang, emotional:Wow.
Official:Yang?
Yang: Right. Um, okay. Jaune, I mean, you’re not only the love of my life. I mean, you’re my best friend, and, you’ve got a friend in me. You got troubles. I got ’em, too. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you. We stick together, and we can see it through, ’cause you’ve got a friend in me.
Official: …Is that the song from Toy Story?
Yang: He loves that movie.
Jaune, crying tears of joy: I do.
