#motivational monday

MOTIVATIONAL MONDAY FOR MY FOLLOWERS!

On the phone with my therapist this morning, just shootin the shit and talking about memes and riots and depression. Ya know, the usual.

She asked how I was doing on the whole “wanting to be alive” front and I told her that I plan to outlive my mother out of spite, so I’m not going anywhere.

She asked me what my plans were for after that happens, cuz she likes to indulge me.

I’m gonna outlive Trump.

I’m not clocking out until I get to live in a world without that racist homophobic senile click-bait Donald Trump.

(crisis hotlines in the tags)