#movie rp meme

taken from the 2018 movie. change pronouns as necessary

• ‘ are you lost? ‘

• ‘ can i give you a hand there? ‘

• ‘ i did find some… though i can’t vouch for quality. ‘

• ‘ that’s easy to remember. alliterative and such. ‘

• ‘ you might have better luck than i did. ’

• ‘ well, it wasn’t always like this. ‘

• ‘ this place used to be hustlin’ and bustlin’. ‘

• ‘ but there’s state fair novelty and old horse novelty. and i believe we are firmly in the old horse variety. ‘

• ‘ i intend to lavish myself. ‘

• ‘ i always wanted to stay in the honeymoon suite, although i’m not currently on my honeymoon. ‘

• ‘ this is not a place for a priest. ‘

• ‘ we might need to work on your sales pitch. ‘

• ‘ please, be my fuckin’ guest. ‘

• ‘ we’re not saying that part anymore? ‘

• ‘ where did you hear the word ‘morbid’? ‘

• ‘ do you know how much my time is worth? ‘

• ‘ i was making too much noise, wasn’t i? ‘

• ‘ with this place, there’s probably strength in numbers. ‘

• ‘ how lucky are you feeling tonight? ‘

• ‘ to be honest, my memory, um… isn’t quite what it was. ‘

• ‘ when i said that my memory isn’t quite what it was… i think i might have been understating things a bit. ‘

• ‘ i wake up some days and i can’t remember who i am. ‘

• ‘ you know, you look around and you’re someone else and you don’t know who that is. ‘
  

• ‘ i’m just letting you know in case i seem scattered. ‘

• ‘ it might be for the best. there are parts of my life that aren’t worth remembering. ‘

• ‘ you knew the game the second we started playing. ‘

• ‘ you got no reason to cry no more. ‘

• ‘ i’m gonna get you clear and then we can have it out. ‘

• ‘ i fell down. i’m old. shit happens. ‘

• ‘ i was hopin’, see… i got things i need to confess. ‘

• ‘ i promise i’m penitent. and i’m afraid for my soul. ‘

• ‘ i only watch who they tell me to watch. ‘

• ‘ think she shot a cop. ‘

• ‘ i will shoot you in the face. ‘

• ‘ no hard feelings about bashing me in the head is what i’m saying. ‘

• ‘ i’m not really a priest. ‘

• ‘ you spend your life getting shook, you learn how to spot a shaker. ‘

• ‘ i would have found a way to forgive myself. ‘

• ‘ but if i’m right, i might just survive tonight. ‘

• ‘ what is this? some kind of pervert hotel? ‘

• ‘ we’re gonna have ourselves a tussle tonight. ‘

• ‘ if you don’t shut up, i’m gonna tie your mouth shut. ‘

• ‘ you know, uh… you left without saying goodbye.’

• ‘ yeah. i think it is some kind of pervert hotel. ‘

• ‘ listen, if you’re so worried about your soul, maybe you shouldn’t have been doing all this bad shit in the first place.’

• ‘ it’s just people fuckin’. ‘

• ‘ did you think you could just take what’s mine and i wouldn’t come a’huntin’? ‘

• ‘ there was no violence till you. ‘

• ‘ he’s not a fuckin’ priest! ‘

• ‘ well, it looks like the lord hasn’t forsaken you yet. ‘

• ‘ i’m not even mad about it anymore. i’m just… tired. ’

• ‘ i’m bored. of men like you. ‘

• ‘ you think i don’t see you for what you really are? ‘

• ‘ i’ve heard it. and i don’t care. ‘

• ‘ did i tell you my real name? ‘

• ‘ i can’t kill no more people. ‘

• ‘ it’s alright. you don’t have to kill any more people. ‘

• ‘ i did it all even though i know it was wrong. ‘