#starter meme
- “You look like you could use a coffee.”
- “Is that something you want to talk about?”
- “Come on, sit down. It’s break time.”
- “I needed that, thanks…”
- “Here’s a blanket. You looked cold.”
- “Thank god you’re back, I need to rant.”
- “Is my sweater ever going to be returned?”
- “Bad day? Emergency plans are in order.”
- “Alright your ride has arrived, where to next?”
- “I’m brushing your hair, it’s a mess.”
- “You happened to go get lunch and ‘bought too much’ huh?”
- “Your hugs are the best.”
- “Hey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Come on. We’re gonna be late, get up.”
- “I’m late, yes. You should be used to that by now.”
- “How long as it been that we’ve known each other? Feels like ages.”
- “There was something on your face, I had to get it off.”
- “You’re sure people think we’re dating?”
- “I think it’s hilarious people assume they’re dating just because they’re nice to each other.”
- “I need to hang out with someone I like, can we pretend to be working for an hour?”
- “Tea and coffee? What happened?”
- “Here you go, one forgotten, left it at home in a rush, lost item!”
- “I’m going for a walk, you want anything?”
- “… sorry I took a nap on you.”
- “I suppose I am now requisitioned to being a napping spot.”
- “We could pretend we’re dating, but that might confuse your significant other, and then that might be a waste of petty effort for the sake of rumors.”
send a symbol, and our muses will do that winter activity together!
⛄ - building a snowman.
- having a snowball fight.
❄ - catching snowflakes on your tongue.
- going sledding.
- making snow angels.
- building a snow fort.
- baking cookies.
- going skiing.
- going ice skating.
- decorating a gingerbread house.
- watching a hockey game.
- volunteering at a soup kitchen.
- decorating a christmas tree.
- I don’t know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I’ve ever seen.
- Why?! Doesn’t anyone love me?! Isn’t there anyone who cares about _____
- Yeah but with my little stick in my highly evolved brain..
- Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
- No thanks. I choose life.
- From now on, you’ll have to refer to me as “_____, Lord of the Flame”!
- That’s right, you losers! You take one step and you’re dead!
- You were bluffing, huh?
- Well, I ain’t exactly lactating right now, pal!
- That means there’s something wrong with it.
- Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
- I don’t like this cat. He reads minds.
- I can’t breathe! I think I just coughed up my spleen.
- Phew! Well, don’t that put the “stink” in “extinction”?
- If your species will continue, clap your hands
- Fine, but we’re living in a melting world buddy! You’re gonna have to face your fears, sooner, or later.
- Not in front of the K-I-D-Z.
- Yep, tomorrow’s the day the scary vulture said we’re all gonna die.
- I saved you, little buddy!
- Okay. Someone doesn’t like the classics.
- Oh, yeah. She’s tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all. She… completesyou.
- Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
- I know what it’s like to feel abandoned.
- And I’m better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude, in the ice, forever. A lone, lonely, loner.
- We are poor little lambs. We lost that way. Bah, bah, BAAAH!
- Look, these are my kids! And you’re gotta have to go through me to get ‘em!
- If I don’t make it, find me a wife and tell her I love her!
- Hey! There really is a rainbow around every corner!
- Ya know. My mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
- Yes, it was! And even though, things look bad, there’s a rainbow around every corner.
- Holy crab! Hold me.
- I need to ask you something. Will you marry–
- What! But I planned our future! Our wedding, our kids, “Mommy!” Our burial plots–
- “You fill me up ‘til you’re empty”
- “Maybe you’d be happier with someone else”
- “ Maybe loving me’s the reason you can’t love yourself”
- “ I haven’t stopped thinking 'bout your lips”
- “ You don’t want me no more. I never hurt like this before”
- “I stay up all night & tell myself I’m alright”
- “ How do I trust. How do I trust again?”
- “ This ain’t build a bitch. You don’t get to pick and choose”
- “Does anybody want to joke. When no one’s laughing in the background?”
- “Am I going crazy? Would I even know? Am I right back where I started fourteen years ago?”
- “ Can’t take the silence. I’d rather be alone.”
- “ Let’s end this like we should and say we’re good “
- “We’re not meant to be like sleeping and cocaine. So let’s at least agree to go our separate ways”
- “Now you’re holding this against me like I knew you would”
- “ This the part where I’m gonna get hurt “
- “ I never listened but I didn’t deserve it “
- “Help me, my God, this got messy”
- “ You say name like you know my dark side “
- “Crazy, late nights in the city. Drink until you hate me. Then say that I should just let you go”
- “Tell me that you love me more than hate me”
- “Dude, she’s just not into you”
- “ 'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do”
- “ And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do”
- “And loving is hard, it don’t always work. You just try your best not to get hurt”
- “I used to be mad but now I know. Sometimes it’s better to let someone go”
- “ You look so happy when I’m not with you “
- “So I drown it out like I always do. Dancing through our house with the ghost of you”
- “ I’m off the deep end, watch as I dive in. I’ll never meet the ground”
BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE RP MEME.
taken from the 2018 movie. change pronouns as necessary
- ‘ are you lost? ‘
‘ can i give you a hand there? ‘
‘ i did find some… though i can’t vouch for quality. ‘
‘ that’s easy to remember. alliterative and such. ‘
‘ you might have better luck than i did. ’
‘ well, it wasn’t always like this. ‘
‘ this place used to be hustlin’ and bustlin’. ‘
‘ but there’s state fair novelty and old horse novelty. and i believe we are firmly in the old horse variety. ‘
‘ i intend to lavish myself. ‘
‘ i always wanted to stay in the honeymoon suite, although i’m not currently on my honeymoon. ‘
‘ this is not a place for a priest. ‘
‘ we might need to work on your sales pitch. ‘
‘ please, be my fuckin’ guest. ‘
‘ we’re not saying that part anymore? ‘
‘ where did you hear the word ‘morbid’? ‘
‘ do you know how much my time is worth? ‘
‘ i was making too much noise, wasn’t i? ‘
‘ with this place, there’s probably strength in numbers. ‘
‘ how lucky are you feeling tonight? ‘
‘ to be honest, my memory, um… isn’t quite what it was. ‘
‘ when i said that my memory isn’t quite what it was… i think i might have been understating things a bit. ‘
‘ i wake up some days and i can’t remember who i am. ‘
‘ you know, you look around and you’re someone else and you don’t know who that is. ‘
‘ i’m just letting you know in case i seem scattered. ‘
‘ it might be for the best. there are parts of my life that aren’t worth remembering. ‘
‘ you knew the game the second we started playing. ‘
‘ you got no reason to cry no more. ‘
‘ i’m gonna get you clear and then we can have it out. ‘
‘ i fell down. i’m old. shit happens. ‘
‘ i was hopin’, see… i got things i need to confess. ‘
‘ i promise i’m penitent. and i’m afraid for my soul. ‘
‘ i only watch who they tell me to watch. ‘
‘ think she shot a cop. ‘
‘ i will shoot you in the face. ‘
‘ no hard feelings about bashing me in the head is what i’m saying. ‘
‘ i’m not really a priest. ‘
‘ you spend your life getting shook, you learn how to spot a shaker. ‘
‘ i would have found a way to forgive myself. ‘
‘ but if i’m right, i might just survive tonight. ‘
‘ what is this? some kind of pervert hotel? ‘
‘ we’re gonna have ourselves a tussle tonight. ‘
‘ if you don’t shut up, i’m gonna tie your mouth shut. ‘
‘ you know, uh… you left without saying goodbye.’
‘ yeah. i think it is some kind of pervert hotel. ‘
‘ listen, if you’re so worried about your soul, maybe you shouldn’t have been doing all this bad shit in the first place.’
‘ it’s just people fuckin’. ‘
‘ did you think you could just take what’s mine and i wouldn’t come a’huntin’? ‘
‘ there was no violence till you. ‘
‘ he’s not a fuckin’ priest! ‘
‘ well, it looks like the lord hasn’t forsaken you yet. ‘
‘ i’m not even mad about it anymore. i’m just… tired. ’
‘ i’m bored. of men like you. ‘
‘ you think i don’t see you for what you really are? ‘
‘ i’ve heard it. and i don’t care. ‘
‘ did i tell you my real name? ‘
‘ i can’t kill no more people. ‘
‘ it’s alright. you don’t have to kill any more people. ‘
‘ i did it all even though i know it was wrong. ‘
- At a house party
- At a fancy party
- At a festival
- At a church/temple
- In the woods at night
- At the local community garden
- At the store at 2AM
- In the lunch line
- Hitting your muse with my muse’s car
- Your muse hitting mine with their car
- Stealing my muse’s horse
- My muse stealing your horse
- While robbing my muse
- While my muse is robbing yours
- Finding mine unconscious in an alley
- Finding yours unconscious in an alley
- During a blind date
- At the library/bookstore
- In the graveyard
- In the abandoned castle/mansion
- In jail/prison
- In my muse’s room
- My muse in your muse’s room
- Being caught at knifepoint
- Catching my muse covered in blood
- Catching your muse covered in blood
- At the beach
- In the middle of a rain/snowstorm
- Lost in the desert
- Looking for the same rumored treasure
- Lost in an ancient ruins
- Seeing each other across a canyon/river
- Trying to climb the same path up a mountain
- Being chased/hunted by the same monster
- + add your own!
I can’t teach you how to drive cars.
Wanna take a look under the hood?
How about I leave you my number and we can set it up?
Okay. Stop the car now. Pull over now!
Ha ha! Please tell me you’re kidding.
Not to sound skeptical, but come on…
I lack confidence.
Physical evidence is nonexistent. There are no tangible leads.
They want you back in the saddle. You ready?
Looks like medical leave’s over, boss.
They sure they want me?
Well, we’d better get started.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!
He never stands with his back to a window.
When I was between him and a doorway, he asked me to move.
That’s hyper vigilance. It’s not uncommon in post traumatic stress disorder.
Just how much disorder are we talking about?
You look too young to have gone to medical school.
Are you a genius or something?
Usually, she’s fine, but… Lately, she won’t eat. It’s almost like she can sense something’s wrong.
All right, enough. Let’s tell them we’re ready.
Hi. I’m sorry to bother you.
I’m house-sitting down the street, and when I got back, the door was wide open, and the lights weren’t working.
I feel stupid asking this, but is there someone who might be able to take a look inside with me?
We’re missin’ something. Something’s not right about this.
No, no. We need leverage.
That’ll take too long. There’s gotta be a faster way.
Less than a mile from here. Let’s go.
What am I looking for? What could I possibly be looking for?
Think we may have missed the obvious. What are you doing?
You know how car salesmen get us to buy a car? They call it reciprocity.
You wanna know the word repeated more than any other in your file? Impatient.
Put your hands up where we can see them! Put your hands through the window now!
I can’t. You told me to trust my instincts.
What did the girls call you in high school?
So what are you gonna tell them?
OUT OF CONTEXT EUROVISION 2022 LIVE COMMENTARY
SENTENCE STARTERS FROM MY DASH AND DISCORD SERVERS
The Norwegian wolves look so funny.
I feel that’s on a eurovision bingo card somewhere.
I’m home alone and have nowhere to be tomorrow so the drinks are winking at me.
I think it’s rude that I don’t have a single bag of crisps in this house.
No cheers for Germany.
Are they covered in glitter or just so sweaty?
I’m just not here for party vibe-killing ballads.
I am here for a gay Europe party and that is all.
Please don’t put cats in a blender.
Is that Agatha Harkness?
Can’t see them when you cover your eyes with a funky pink hat.
I do however, hate her hair.
I can’t deal with all the ballads!
This looks like that one meme that’s like “you have three types of gays” based on how they’re dressed.
That man looks like Hawkeye.
Ay oh, let’s go!
No disrespect to the other acts, but I’m different.
I’m excited to see this purely for how much you hate it.
This is so creepy?!
White Jesus vibes, anyone?
Time for the chaos to begin!
Some weird floating head.
Is this man ok? Does he need help?
Turn it back on right now!
Sir get off the piano.
What’s happening?
That guy’s still alive?
Where the fuck did the massive heart just come from?
Are we in an alternate reality right now?
Space Viking is first?
I feel like we are watching history unfold.
Norway is getting robbed.
Can they afford to host it?
How the fuck did the French give twelve points to the UK?
I just inhaled my tea.
I’m posting from beyond the grave.
I call robbery!
It’s 1AM, bitch!
Graham is sending me.
Sentence Starters based on Netflix’s La Révolution(2020).
No one could’ve predicted what was about to happen.
Stay away from donkeys, or you too, will bray as well.
This country not only needs bread, but also authority.
Those who bear this mark are the famished.
Anger is brewing in the streets.
Perhaps you shouldn’t steal from someone who can run faster than you.
When you’re a woman you soon learn that predators are everywhere.
Bribing a guard is easy, but why?
When there’s no place left in hell, the death shall return to earth.
Centuries are shaped by those who are not afraid to die for a cause or fight for justice.
What are you hoping to discover here?
This world is coming to and end if the dead have returned to the world of the living.
It’s blood, but acting like a parasite.
All I have left is an empty grave.
We are what we are. Why would you fight it?
Whatever happens, the mighty remain the mighty.
Every man has the right to avenge the death of his child.
The mighty only stand tall because we are on our knees.
Kill him now, and I’ll spare dozens of lives.
You’ve not been able to frighten me for a long time.
The blue blood will kill you all.
Prepare to crunch into life, my dear friend.
I have no idea what I have or haven’t done.
What is brewing behind the gates of Versailles will change history forever.
Betraying the King is punishable by death.
You don’t kill the unwell, you make them better.
If you find the rebels, show no mercy.
Your new nature must remain a secret, and you definitely can’t feed here.
A public with nothing left to lose will revolt, you stupid fool.
When you save someone’s life, they become your responsibility.
For a moment, I thought you’d returned for us.
Your heart… It’s not beating.
This disease that poisons my veins has turned me into a monster.
Her death is the only way to stop this evil.
What we saw was the Devil, and no one can do anything against him.
Bitches bark, but they always end up obeying.
I’ve been a coward for a long time.
You will no longer fear death anymore.
Treason is punished with bullets.
The people are dying because of men like you.
From the day you were born I knew you’d be a perpetual failure.
There’s no remedy or cure for mediocrity.
My line will die and end with you in dishonour.
To top it all, you have betrayed the crown.
Why should I deprive myself of seeing what I’ve escaped?
Once the dominant one is feeble, the others fight to take its place.
You know, death is only the beginning.
The time has come to create an army.
This is not a prediction. It’s a certainty.
Yesterday’s slaves will become tomorrow’s rebels.
I’m most fortunate to have you as a friend of mine.
None of this would’ve happened if only you were worthy of me.
DEADPOOL SENTENCE STARTERS
From both movies starring Ryan Reynolds.
He is as dishonourable as he is attractive.
Shit… Did I leave the stove on?
House blowing up builds character.
I only have twelve bullets so you’re going to have to share.
I’m touching myself tonight.
What the shit-biscuit?!
Really? Rolling up the sleeves?
I may be super, but I’m not a hero.
Some of the best love stories begin with a murder.
I will shoot your fucking cat!
Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up even worse guys.
Motherfucker, you’re the world’s worst friend.
Hakuna his tatas, he’s sorry.
It’s time to put balls in holes.
What if I just held on and never let you go?
Jesus Christ, it’s like I made you in a computer.
I think we can all just agree that shit just went wrong in the most colossal way possible.
I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he wasn’t having it.
That guy was already up there when I got here.
Rock, meet bottom.
Please don’t make the supersuit green, or animated.
This place seems sanitary.
One thing that never survives in this place is humor.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You look like an avocado who had sex with an older, way uglier avocado.
This shit’s gonna have nuts in it.
Today was as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
Motherfucker should’ve worn his brown pants.
It sounds even stupider when you say it.
Fuck Wolverine!
Every good family film starts with a great murder.
Oh, I shit my pants.
Kiss me like you missed me.
You’re a lot smarter than I look.
You can’t really live until you’ve died a little.
You are not judge, jury or executioner.
You’ve let me down for the last time.
What did I do to piss off a grumpy old sucker with a Winter Soldier arm?
Dubstep is for pussies.
You sure you’re not from the DC universe?
You shut your trashmouth!
Luck isn’t a superpower.
I guess dubstep never dies.
Why couldn’t god take my hearing?
It’s a goddamn fannypack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch.
I have no idea what’s happening.
I will bathe in the blood of your enemies.
You’re just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
Let’s fuck some shit up is my legal middle name.
My body and hands are so soft.
Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand.
Only best buddies execute pedofiles together.
And they say millennials are the hardest to reach.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster!
He even runs like a fucking pervert.
You sacrificed yourself for me.
Is that a knife in my dick?
There’s a knife in your dick.
BOOK STARTERS VOL.45 ANTHEM AYN RAND
- ❛ My happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. ❜
- ❛ What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? ❜
- ❛ What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? ❜
- ❛ What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? ❜
- ❛ What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey? ❜
- ❛ I am done with this creed of corruption. ❜
- ❛ Now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride. ❜
- ❛ I wished to know the meaning of all things. I am the meaning. ❜
- ❛ I am not a tool for their use. I am not a servant of their needs. I am not a sacrifice on their altars. ❜
- ❛ I am. I think. I will. ❜
- ❛ The secrets of this earth are not for all men to see, but only for those who will seek them. ❜
- ❛ I do not grant my love without reason. ❜
- ❛ I honour men with my love. But honour is a thing to be earned. ❜
- ❛ Centuries of chains and lashes will not kill the spirit of man nor the sense of truth within him. ❜
- ❛ Fear walks through the city, fear without name, without shape. All men feel it and none dare speak. ❜
- ❛ I guard my treasures: my thought, my will, my freedom. ❜
- ❛ But what is freedom? Freedom from what? ❜
- ❛ The sky is like a black sieve pierced by silver drops that tremble, ready to burst through. ❜
- ❛ We must know that we may know. ❜
- ❛ It is my eyes which see, and the sight of my eyes grants beauty to the earth. ❜
- ❛ If danger threatens you, I shall face it also. If it be death, I shall die with you. ❜
- ❛ I have followed you and I shall follow you wherever you go. ❜
- ❛ Do as you please with me, but do not send me away from you. ❜
- ❛ It is a sin to say this. ❜
- ❛ I know what horror men permitted to be brought upon them. ❜
- ❛ My dearest one. Fear nothing of the forest. There is no danger in solitude. ❜
- ❛ You are damned, and I wish to share your damnation. ❜
- ❛ There is nothing to take a man’s freedom away from him, save other men. ❜
- ❛ For the first time this day, I remembered that I am the damned. I remembered it, and I laughed. ❜
- ❛ May we be forgiven! ❜
BOOK STARTERS VOL.44 DUBLINERS JAMES JOYCE
- ❛ Yet your name is like a summons to all my foolish blood. ❜
- ❛ Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age. ❜
- ❛ You live a short distance from your body. ❜
- ❛ Too excited to be genuinely happy. ❜
- ❛ I want real adventures to happen to myself. ❜
- ❛ Gazing up into the darkness I see myself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and my eyes burn with anguish and anger. ❜
- ❛ In your eyes I will ascent to an angelical stature. ❜
- ❛ We cannot give ourselves: we are our own. ❜
- ❛ No one would think he’d make such a beautiful corpse. ❜
- ❛ Every bond, is a bond to sorrow. ❜
- ❛ There is no doubt about it: if you want to succeed you have to go away. ❜
- ❛ It fills me with fear, and yet I long to be nearer to it. ❜
- ❛ I wish you and yours every joy in life, and tons of money, and may you never die till I shoot you. ❜
- ❛ There’s no friends like the old friends. ❜
- ❛ I feel that I have been outcast from life’s feast. ❜
- ❛ Why is it that words like these seem to me so dull and cold? Is it because there is no word tender enough to be your name? ❜
- ❛ I remember well your eyes, the touch of your hand and my delirium. ❜
- ❛ My life will be lonely too until I, too, die, cease to exist, become a memory - if anyone remembers me. ❜
- ❛ Drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Christmas. ❜
- ❛ In my heart I always despised him a little. ❜
- ❛ All the seas of the world tumble about my heart. You are drawing me into them: you will drown me. ❜
- ❛ Then I remembered what I had been waiting for. ❜
- ❛ Every place is immoral. ❜
- ❛ If it’s not your business it’s my business and I mean to see to it. ❜
- ❛ I won’t be fooled. ❜
- ❛ I could hear nothing: the night was perfectly silent. I listened again: perfectly silent. ❜
- ❛ After three weeks she found a wife’s life irksome and, later on, when she was beginning to find it unbearable, she had become a mother. ❜
- ❛ There was a heavy odour in the room – the flowers. ❜
- ❛ Real adventures do not happen to people who remain at home: they must be sought abroad. ❜
- ❛ My body is like a harp and your words and gestures are like fingers running upon the wires. ❜
MOVIE STARTERS VOL.1 KILL BILL VOL. 1 QUENTIN TARANTINO
- ❛ Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way —To get lost. To forget where you came in. ❜
- ❛ Do you find me sadistic? ❜
- ❛ I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. ❜
- ❛ If on my journey, I should encounter God, God will be cut. ❜
- ❛ It was not my intention to do this in front of you. ❜
- ❛ So I suppose it’s a little late for an apology? ❜
- ❛ I need to know if you’re going to start any more shit. ❜
- ❛ It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality. ❜
- ❛ When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? ❜
- ❛ I have vermin to kill. ❜
- ❛ Will you keep your voice down? ❜
- ❛ When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does god exist, you’re doing his will. ❜
- ❛ I am going to ask you questions. And every time you don’t give me answers, I’m going to cut something off. ❜
- ❛ Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you. ❜
- ❛ This is definitely the work of professionals — a sure and steady hand did this. ❜
- ❛ You and I have unfinished business. ❜
- ❛ Shut up! Do you know what would happen if they heard you? ❜
- ❛ You call that begging? You can beg better than that. ❜
- ❛ Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Do I look familiar? ❜
- ❛ I know I don’t deserve your mercy or your forgiveness. ❜
- ❛ Have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this! ❜
- ❛ And what exactly are we celebrating? ❜
- ❛ All I can tell you is that I’m a different person now. ❜
- ❛ What is the meaning of this outburst? ❜
- ❛ Please — Please forgive my betrayal. ❜
- ❛ This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. ❜
- ❛ I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn’t suggest I don’t respect you. ❜
- ❛ Burn in hell! I’ll tell you nothing! ❜
- ❛ You didn’t think it was gonna be that easy, did you? ❜
- ❛ The price you pay for bringing this up is… I collect your fucking head. ❜
QUOTE STARTERS VOL.V MARGARET ATWOOD
- ❛ I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary. ❜
- ❛ Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. ❜
- ❛ In the end, we’ll all become stories. ❜
- ❛ I am inadequate and stupid, without worth. I might as well be dead. ❜
- ❛ If you knew what was going to happen, if you knew everything that was going to happen next—if you knew in advance the consequences of your own actions—you’d be doomed. You’d be ruined as God. ❜
- ❛ If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. ❜
- ❛ Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results. ❜
- ❛ Time in dreams is frozen. You can never get away from where you’ve been. ❜
- ❛ Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? ❜
- ❛ We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly. ❜
- ❛ If I love you, is that a fact or a weapon? ❜
- ❛ You fit into me like a hook into an eye. ❜
- ❛ Knowing too much about other people puts you in their power, they have a claim on you, you are forced to understand their reasons for doing things and then you are weakened. ❜
- ❛ Farewells can be shattering, but returns are surely worse. ❜
- ❛ Women have curious ways of hurting someone else. ❜
- ❛ This is the one song everyone would like to learn: the song that is irresistible: the song that forces men to leap overboard in squadrons. ❜
- ❛ Get rid of death. Make it be spring. ❜
- ❛ You are innocent as a bathtub full of bullets. ❜
- ❛ I am the space you desecrate as you pass through. ❜
- ❛ Favour me and give me riches, destroy my enemies. Save me from death. ❜
- ❛ She is a raw voice loose in the rooms beneath me. ❜
- ❛ Isn’t the moon warm enough for you, why do you need the blanket of another body? ❜
- ❛ This is a torch song. Touch me and you’ll burn. ❜
- ❛ If you look long enough eventually you will see me. ❜
- ❛ I would like to sleep with you, to enter your sleep as its smooth dark wave slides over my head. ❜
- ❛ I would like to give you the silver branch, the small white flower, the one word that will protect you from the grief. ❜
- ❛ But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever stop howling. ❜
- ❛ How else can we live, these days, except in the midst of ruin? ❜
- ❛ What am I living for and what am I dying for are the same question. ❜
- ❛ Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything. ❜
QUOTE STARTERS VOL.I EDGAR ALLAN POE
- ❛ We loved with a love that was more than love. ❜
- ❛ Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ❜
- ❛ The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins? ❜
- ❛ There is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportion. ❜
- ❛ Never to suffer would never to have been blessed. ❜
- ❛ Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear. ❜
- ❛ And all I loved, I loved alone. ❜
- ❛ Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute. ❜
- ❛ The best things in life make you sweaty. ❜
- ❛ There are some secrets which do not permit themselves to be told. ❜
- ❛ Anything is better than this agony. ❜
- ❛ You fancy me mad. ❜
- ❛ I hear all things in the heaven and in the earth. ❜
- ❛ Who dares insult us with this blasphemous mockery? ❜
- ❛ Leave my loneliness unbroken! ❜
- ❛ A more than fiendish malevolence, gin-nurtured, thrills every fibre of my frame. ❜
- ❛ The fury of a demon instantly possessed me. I knew myself no longer. ❜
- ❛ Let my heart be still a moment. ❜
- ❛ You call it hope — It is but agony of desire. ❜
- ❛ Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or silly action for no other reason than because he knows he should not? ❜
- ❛ To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! ❜
- ❛ The beating of a drum stimulates the soldier into courage. ❜
- ❛ Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive. ❜
- ❛ I have been happy, though in a dream. ❜
- ❛ Nevermore. ❜
- ❛ The truth is, I am heartily sick of this life. ❜
- ❛ I am convinced that every thing is going wrong. ❜
- ❛ The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls. ❜
- ❛ And if I died, at least I will have died for you! ❜
- ❛ It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night. ❜
BOOK STARTERS VOL.6 THE BURIAL AT THEBES SEAMUS HEANEY PT.1
- ❛ Hurt and humiliation — But this, I can not take. ❜
- ❛ The walls in there have ears. ❜
- ❛ This is for your ears only. ❜
- ❛ What is it? You have me scared. ❜
- ❛ Whoever isn’t for us, is against us. ❜
- ❛ You are just a body; to be dumped, disposed of like a carcass, left out for the birds to feed on. ❜
- ❛ The dead will have to forgive me. ❜
- ❛ From now on and no matter how your mind may I change, I will not accept your help. ❜
- ❛ If death comes, so be it. There will be glory in it. ❜
- ❛ Live, then; and live with your choice. ❜
- ❛ I am doing what has to be done. ❜
- ❛ Nothing is going to stop the ones that love you from keeping on loving you. ❜
- ❛ Worst is the man who has all the good advice, and then because his nerve fails, fails to act in accordance with it, as a leader should. ❜
- ❛ Only a loony would walk himself into this. ❜
- ❛ Why do you need such fences and defences? ❜
- ❛ Enough. Do not anger me. ❜
- ❛ The gods, you think, will side with the likes of him? ❜
- ❛ Watch it. You are over stepping. ❜
- ❛ I warn you. You should keep a civil tongue. ❜
- ❛ There is no such thing as an oath the can not be broken. ❜
- ❛ Every now and then, the things you’d hardly let yourself imagine, actually happen. ❜
- ❛ And you stand over this? This is the truth? ❜
- ❛ The bigger the resistance, the bigger the collapse. ❜
- ❛ Iron that’s forged the hardest, snaps the quickest. ❜
- ❛ Even the wildest horses come to heel when they are reined & bitted right. ❜
- ❛ That’s how guilt affects some people. They break and everything comes out. ❜
- ❛ Will it be enough for you? To see me executed? ❜
- ❛ So you know something no one else knows? ❜
- ❛ They know it too. They are just too afraid to say it. ❜
- ❛ If you die, how will I keep on living? ❜
BOOK STARTERS VOL.43 THE WAVES VIRGINIA WOOLF
- ❛ There was a star riding through clouds one night, & I said to the star, ‘Consume me’. ❜
- ❛ How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. ❜
- ❛ Alone, I often fall down into nothingness. I have to bang my head against some hard door to call myself back to the body. ❜
- ❛ I am made and remade continually. Different people draw different words from me. ❜
- ❛ For this moment, this one moment, we are together. ❜
- ❛ Come, pain, feed on me. Bury your fangs in my flesh. Tear me asunder. ❜
- ❛ I am as neat as a cat in my habits. ❜
- ❛ Everything falls in a tremendous shower, dissolving me. ❜
- ❛ I am the foam that sweeps and fills the uttermost rims of the rocks with whiteness; I am also a girl, here in this room. ❜
- ❛ We are cut, we are fallen. We are become part of that unfeeling universe
that sleeps when we are at our quickest and burns red when we lie
asleep. ❜ - ❛ These moments of escape are not to be despised. They come too seldom. ❜
- ❛ Up here my eyes are green leaves, unseeing. ❜
- ❛ The moment is all; the moment is enough. ❜
- ❛ I do not want to be admired. I want to give, to be given. ❜
- ❛ I am not one and simple, but complex and many. ❜
- ❛ And if you are dead, I shall weep. ❜
- ❛ But beauty must be broken daily to remain beautiful. ❜
- ❛ But our hatred is almost indistinguishable from our love. ❜
- ❛ I desired always to stretch the night and fill it fuller and fuller with dreams. ❜
- ❛ Life is a dream surely. ❜
- ❛ I think sometimes I am not a woman, but the light that falls on this gate, on this ground. I am the seasons, I think sometimes, January, May, November; the mud, the mist, the dawn. ❜
- ❛ Oh, I am in love with life! ❜
- ❛ I have been knotted; I have been torn apart. ❜
- ❛ There was no freedom in life, and certainly there was none in death. ❜
- ❛ I do not know. I do not know myself sometimes, or how to measure and name and count out the grains that make me what I am. ❜
- ❛ I ride rough waters, and shall sink with no one to save me. ❜
- ❛ I am above the earth now. I am no longer upright, to be knocked against and damaged. ❜
- ❛ I see it all. I feel it all. ❜
- ❛ Death is woven in with the violets. Death and again death. ❜
- ❛ We have been walking for hours it seems. But where? I cannot remember. ❜
MOVIE STARTERS VOL.14 BLADE RUNNER HAMPTON FANCHER & DAVID PEOPLES
- ❛ Wake up. Time to die. ❜
- ❛ It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again, who does? ❜
- ❛ I can’t rely on my memories. ❜
- ❛ I want more life. ❜
- ❛ I don’t know how long we’ll have together. Who does? ❜
- ❛ I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. ❜
- ❛ Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? ❜
- ❛ Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren’t you the “good” one? Show me what you’re made of. ❜
- ❛ I’ve done questionable things. – Extraordinary things. ❜
- ❛ Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled round their shores. ❜
- ❛ If only you could see what I’ve seen with your eyes! ❜
- ❛ There’s a part of me in you. ❜
- ❛ The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly. ❜
- ❛ I’m surprised you didn’t come here sooner. ❜
- ❛ Okay, bad joke, I’m sorry… No, really, I made a bad joke. ❜
- ❛ I’d quit because I’d had a belly full of killing. But then I’d rather be a killer than a victim. ❜
- ❛ All I could do is sit there and watch him die. ❜
- ❛ I watched him die all night. It was a long, slow thing… and he fought it all the way. He never whimpered, and he never quit. He took all the time he had, as though he loved life very much. Every second of it… even the pain. Then, he was dead. ❜
- ❛ Talk about beauty and the beast — she’s both. ❜
- ❛ The only way you can hurt me is to kill me. ❜
- ❛ I’m not in the business. I am the business. ❜
- ❛ It’s not an easy thing to meet your maker. ❜
- ❛ We’re stupid, and we’ll die. ❜
- ❛ Death? Well, I’m afraid that’s a little out of my jurisdiction. ❜
- ❛ Gosh, you’ve… really got some nice toys here. ❜
- ❛ Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch. ❜
- ❛ I’ve had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being
so charming. ❜ - ❛ Shakes? Me too. I get them bad. It’s part of the business. ❜
- ❛ Milk and cookies kept you awake? ❜
- ❛ You’d better get it up, or I’m gonna have to kill you! ❜
QUOTE STARTERS : IV ANNA AKHMATOVA
- ❛ You will hear thunder and remember me. ❜
- ❛ If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly. ❜
- ❛ I seem to myself an accidental guest in this dreadful body. ❜
- ❛ Call me a sinner, mock me maliciously. ❜
- ❛ I, from the very beginning, seemed to myself like someone’s dream or delirium. Or a reflection in someone else’s mirror. Without flesh, without meaning, without a name. ❜
- ❛ I knew the list of crimes that I was destined to commit. ❜
- ❛ The future ripens in the past, so the past rots in the future. ❜
- ❛ You are untranslatable into any one tongue. ❜
- ❛ I was hoping my silence would fit yours. ❜
- ❛ See, we were never about butterflies. All about us is unearthly and radiant. ❜
- ❛ You do not know just what you’ve been forgiven. ❜
- ❛ I need to slaughter my memory. ❜
- ❛ Forgive me that I appeared to you in waking dreams. ❜
- ❛ I will condemn, I will forget, I will give comfort to the enemy. ❜
- ❛ I know beginnings, I know endings too, and life-in-death. ❜
- ❛ Wild honey smells of freedom. But gold smells of nothing. ❜
- ❛ You are three times more beautiful than angels. ❜
- ❛ I will kill you without spilling your blood on the ground, not touching you with my hand, not giving you one glance. ❜
- ❛ You invented me. There is no such earthly being. ❜
- ❛ You’re late. Way too late. I’m glad to see you, nonetheless. ❜
- ❛ Forgive me that I felt forsaken. Forgive me that I kept mistaking too many others for you. ❜
- ❛ Real tenderness can’t be confused, it’s quiet and can’t be heard. ❜
- ❛ What else lived in that house besides us? ❜
- ❛ How unhappy we are together! ❜
- ❛ I defend not my voice, but my silence. ❜
- ❛ Without love, I’m more at ease, I’m sure. ❜
- ❛ I’ve got no more tears or explanations. ❜
- ❛ I’m not complaining. Happiness is not for me. ❜
- ❛ Are you not the only tie between good and evil, earthly pits and paradise? ❜
- ❛ In the morning we shall find out who has died in the night. ❜
BOOK STARTERS VOL.39 GIRL, INTERRUPTED SUSANNA KAYSEN
- ❛ Survival is a talent. ❜
- ❛ Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. ❜
- ❛ Who has the courage to burn themselves? ❜
- ❛ Is insanity just a matter of dropping the act? ❜
- ❛ Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? ❜
- ❛ You need to be well fed, clothed, and housed to have time for this much self-pity. ❜
- ❛ When I am supposed to be awake, I am asleep; when I am supposed to speak, I am silent. When a pleasure offers itself to me, I avoid it. ❜
- ❛ There is thought, and then there is thinking about thoughts, and they don’t feel the same. ❜
- ❛ In a strange way we are free. We’ve reached the end of the line. We have nothing more to lose. ❜
- ❛ The world won’t stop because we aren’t in it anymore. ❜
- ❛ I can’t answer the real question. All I can tell you is, it’s easy. ❜
- ❛ I am lighter, airier than I’ve been in years. ❜
- ❛ I am not dead, yet something in me definitely is. ❜
- ❛ You meant that as an insult but I am taking it as a compliment. ❜
- ❛ What life can recover from that? ❜
- ❛ It’s a fairly accurate portrait of me. It’s accurate but it isn’t profound. ❜
- ❛ Pull yourself together! There’s nothing wrong with you. ❜
- ❛ It’s quiet. It’s like― I don’t know. It’s like falling off a cliff. ❜
- ❛ Once you start parsing a face, it’s a peculiar item: squishy, pointy, with lots of air vents and wet spots. ❜
- ❛ I lost him. I did it on purpose. ❜
- ❛ It’s a mean world. There’s nobody to take care of you out there. ❜
- ❛ Reality is getting too dense. ❜
- ❛ I’m ambivalent. In fact that’s my new favourite word. ❜
- ❛ I can’t come up with reassuring answers to the terrible questions you raise. ❜
- ❛ A spring day, the sort that gives people hope: all soft winds and delicate smells of warm earth. Suicide weather. ❜
- ❛ Twenty-five chocolate chip cookies would be the perfect dinner. ❜
- ❛ A thought is a hard thing to control. ❜
- ❛ Life demands skills I don’t have. ❜
- ❛ Light like this does not exist, but we wish it did. We wish the sun could make us young and beautiful. Most of all, we wish that everyone we knew could be brightened simply by our looking at them. ❜
- ❛ It never stops, even at night, it’s my lullaby. ❜
miscellaneous starters pulled directly from the wild and mostly unexplainable happenings within our group chat . feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ how rude to blow smoke in your girlfriend’s face! it’s SUPPOSED to go up her ass! ”
- “ i love being petty in video games. ”
- “ you’re gonna get rabies! ”
- “ I HAD RABIES! ”
- “ i don’t spell on sundays. ”
- “ why are you so fast you ugly bitch?! ”
- “ that was a messy game, my boobs are sweaty. ”
- “ no one told me how to fix my eyeball! ”
- “ you little baby back bitch! ”
- “ wooow. the desperation; it reeks! ”
- “ you off-brand bitch! ”
- “ stop typing mean things about me. ”
- “ why is my face wet? did i drool on myself without realizing it? ”
- “ my ass was clenched so hard that entire time. ”
- “ baby kangaroos just look like starving aliens. ”
- “ my boobs are sweating again. ”
- “ he wants his booty cheeks to POP. ”
- “ it’s making my boob crack sweat just looking at it. ”
- “ i’m trying to go outside but i can’t find my shoe. ”
- “ listen, my brain misfired. ”
- “ you just smacked our lord and savior, michael myers. ”
- “ we look like every teen horror movie ever. ”
- “ how do i get this in my mouth?! ”
- “ are you okay or did you finally drown? ”
- “ my fucking tits are sweating i’m so scared. ”
- “ if ____ crawls any further up her own asshole, she’ll come out her mouth and start the process over again. ”
- “ i love participating in bullying. ”
- “ ____ DOES NOT EAT DIRT! ”
- “ i just hate ten year old boys. ”
- “ i’m a slut for organized, color-coded data. ”
miscellaneous starters pulled from the things we’ve said while liveblogging our video game playthroughs . feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ why’d you let me come out here with no ammo?! ”
- “ what? why would i want this?! ”
- “ sirrrrr, i just want a donut! ”
- “ open your mouth!! ”
- “ bathe in poop! ”
- “ i don’t have the ammo for this! ”
- “ please don’t eat me. ”
- “ open wide!! ”
- “ sorry i have to check my map ten million times. ”
- “ you sound like a messy fart echoing in a toilet. ”
- “ they weren’t even looking at you, shut up! ”
- “ i said stay down! ”
- “ that was only two. i thought there were three? ”
- “ why am i always the most lost? ”
- “ friggidity frackity. ”
- “ look both ways before crossing the street. ”
- “ oh, i don’t trust it. ”
- “ my boob itches. it’s the fear. ”
- “ it’s a fear-detecting boob. ”
- “ why did it auto-save? WHY DID IT AUTO-SAVE?! ”
- “ ma’am, i’m gonna have to ask you to sit down. ”
- “ i know, ___, i have eyes. you’re such a nag. ”
- “ ew! he just smacked me in the face with his long, ugly fingers. ”
- “ can you give me something useful, please? ”
- “ IS THIS COMMUNISM? ”
- “ i need to kill one more little cat bitch. ”
- “ do i hurt him? ”
- “ throw me your burnt bread in the rain. ”
- “ i see a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing area. ”
- “ i can’t find a portal! ”
- “ WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME?! ”
- “ WHERE AM I? ”
- “ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ”
- “ I FELL INTO THE OCEAN! ”
- “ i’ve been waddling around in circles on my bird. ”
- “ HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS RUINED ASS CITY? ”
- “ anyways, time to make the long journey back to origami. ”
- “ these respawn times are trash. ”
- “ this bitch has a weird ass eel for a pet. i want one. ”
- “ IT’S MY SECOND DAY LET ME LIVE! ”
- “ bitch, i see no bat vendor. ”
- “ IT WAS YOUR SHOTTY DIRECTIONS THAT MADE ME LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE! ”
- “ i want ___ to plunder my booty. ”
a collection of starters taken from various world of warcraft song parodies . please feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ he’ll use your dreams as a weapon. ”
- “ he has no strength if you show no fear. ”
- “ everything is a hunter weapon. ”
- “ i will always be horde. ”
- “ i’m not usually one for corpses but tonight you look so pretty. ”
- “ i’m throwing a bone, better hope they take it. ”
- “ at least i didn’t make theramore explode. ”
- “ baby, you’re just morally grey. ”
- “ what an explosion, what a mess. ”
- “ azeroth is our home, too. ”
- “ you’re in the mood for doom. ”
- “ i swear to end the legion even if it takes my life. ”
- “ look to the light, embrace its power. ”
- “ the light will guide your destiny. ”
- “ enemies reside within the palace walls. ”
- “ the stars above have judged us. ”
- “ we’re haunted by the echo of a dark betrayal. ”
- “ no outsider steps on the pavement. ”
- “ i feel so much rage. ”
- “ i’m a boss right now. ”
- “ it’s gotta hurt to look this hot. ”
- “ if they come for me, they’ll pay the price. ”
- “ come and roll the dice. ”
- “ how could you become so dark? ”
- “ i don’t know if i can forgive your crimes. ”
- “ every time I think of us, i cry inside. ”
- “ the druids were right all along. ”
- “ you cannot eat honour, you cannot drink glory. ”
- “ when the last one has fallen and your bodies are broken, elune cannot save you. ”
- “ stop that little night elf. ”
miscellaneous starters made from things that my mom has said . feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ BIRD MURDERS?! ”
- “ yeah, slap that damn shit again. ”
- “ damn shit’s too loud. ”
- “ what did you expect? HE’S GAY! ”
- “ wow, that’s so rude. ”
- “ i don’t wanna see damn trump. ”
- “ you about to die but you still gonna vote? ”
- “ y'all are all kinds of f-ed up, aren’t you? ”
- “ could you make anymore noise?! ”
- “ what the hell kind of names are those? ”
- “ don’t be hating on the candy crush. ”
- “ shut up, ____, we can’t hear shit. ”
- “ i’m about to get rid of this rug now, it’s been on this crazy show. ”
- “ go get our applesauce before i lose my mind. ”
- “ i wonder what cher thinks. ”
- “ after she cut your hair? you ungrateful bastard. ”
- “ i hate people, places and things. ”
- “ you’re gonna make me type the whole thing? you little bitch. ”
- “ you done messed all the way up. ”
- “ i don’t want to sit on this couch with these ugly men. ”
- “ i need to knock the cinnamon out of my titties. nasty. ”
- “ he’s too tall to be gay. ”
- “ we don’t wanna see your titties flop out on the floor. ”
- “ oh well, at least he got some before he died. ”
- “ there ain’t no food, get outside. ”
- “ she ain’t got the sense god gave a billy goat. ”
- “ he thinks he looks tough but he doesn’t. ”
- “ he looks like a gay coloring book. ”
- “ what the hillbilly hell? ”
- “ what is this? i don’t want this ugly shit. ”
a collection of starters taken from snapcube’s resident evil 2 fandub . please feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ fucking technology. made by the liberals… ”
- “ do you have insurance or a lawyer? ”
- “ warning? i’m not afraid of anything, not even gas! ”
- “ i’m afraid of everything especially gas, yes, ESPECIALLY gas. ”
- “ these people are too ugly for my taste. ”
- “ that’s reckless driving! ”
- “ yeah i know, but i’m a cop so i can do literally anything i want and i don’t think it’s illegal. ”
- “ i think we’re in… furry city. ”
- “ i’ve read a lot of dank comic books. ”
- “ we’re stuck in a car! we’re stuck in a car! ”
- “ don’t worry they can’t eat a car no matter how hard they try! ”
- “ i’m getting the heck out of here. ”
- “ ew… it’s dank. ”
- “ call me floppy feet, nice to meet you. ”
- “ whatcha got there? ”
- “ it’s my novel… bitch what the fuck? ”
- “ tell everyone you know that floppy feets was here. ”
- “ i told them to keep flopping or they’ll start dropping. ”
- “ you have to drop those bitches. ”
- “ dude this is just like romeo and juliet! ”
- “ i’m coming down to meet you, just like romeo and juliet. ”
- “ we were talking about floppy feets, club penguin legend. ”
- “ i have places to go… as a penguin. ”
- “ what’s your dream club penguin item? ”
- “ shut up it closed a year ago! ”
- “ floppy feet has to flop forever… ”
- “ i’m going to die… i’ve shitted too hard. ”
- “ you don’t even work here! ”
- “ i’ve heard someone’s got some overdue books at the library! ”
- “ i hate bugs. ”
- “ listen, i don’t have time for this, i want ice cream. ”
- “ i’m made from lunchable meats! ”
- “ do you have my little pony? ”
- “ you’re really pretty, but we can’t be friends if you don’t have my little pony. ”
- “ wouldn’t be the first time i heard that. ”
- “ i mean you got one thot right here T B H. ”
- “ god… lesbian rights. ”
- “ okay… sign me up! ”
- “ judging by your bone structure i’d say you’re halfway there. ”
- “ I KNEW THIS WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT ME! ”
- “ god… i’m so bored i wish i had some crayons. ”
- “ YOU POPEYE MADELINE LOOKING BITCH! ”
- “ sometimes you just can’t lose a daddy. ”
- “ i ‘sploded him real good. ”
- “ i’m gonna wittle a nice decoration for the mantle. ”
- “ sorry… i had an orgasm. ”
- “ nah that’s not my kink bro. ”
- “ SEND YOUR FEET PICS QUEEN! ”
- “ you always got in the way of me getting it in! ”
- “ that’s right binch! ”
- “ this is not the kind of penetration i was looking for tonight! ”
- “ you do not have to be a boy… a gross yucky ick boy. ”
- “ you’re infected with girl juice… i puked it into you… from my girl sac. ”
- “ it’s easy, PRONOUNS, you fucking asshole. ”
- “ can you leave? i’m getting the bad vibes from you. ”
- “ what you think i’m toxic? ”
- “ i don’t even like britney spears. ”
- “ is this what consequences feel like? shit. ”
- “ we’ll make a top out of you yet. ”
- “ eat shit… thotticus. ”
- “ YOU TWAT SWATTING BITCH! ”
- “ fuck childhood innocence in its ass. i’m gonna teach you bad words. ”
- “ i already know bad words. fuck you. ”
miscellaneous starters pulled directly from the wild and mostly unexplainable happenings within our group chat . feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ lady country singers singing about murdering bad men is an aesthetic. ”
- “ stop lying, you’re making me dizzy. ”
- “ time to go make some mistakes. ”
- “ YES! EAT ME! ”
- “ RUN BITCH! ”
- “ she probably ate it, that vampire bitch. ”
- “ THAT SENTENCE WAS CURSED, _____! ”
- “ straight girls have no taste though, so are we surprised? ”
- “ i like how her titties just hang out. ”
- “ tits out for earth. ”
- “ i thought i could just throw pumpkins on baby heads! ”
- “ hit me in the booty! ”
- “ i love the catholic priest. ”
- “ i don’t care if there’s a dead body next door, just give me wi-fi so I can tell people about it. ”
- “ i am so ready to see what you need a thesaurus for in relation to slipping the tongue. ”
- “ i’m still trying to get over you wanting to eat jamie lee curtis’s ass. ”
- “ wow, she really jingled your bells. ”
- “ can you please just throw the fucking bear. ”
- “ get out of the fucking tree. get out of the fucking tree. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TREE! ”
- “ BUG NO!!! ”
- “ what soul color are your soul shoes? ”
- “ i’m tipsy on wine and i’m emotional over this damn FUCKING MOVIE! ”
- “ ewan mcgregor needs to hum into my cooch. ”
- “ this may sound furry of me, but… ”
- “ i can’t just keep kidnapping people! ”
- “ i wish i could run in a bikini. ”
- “ i have since found the lord and my past discrepancies cannot be used against me. ”
- “ all three of you are cancelled. ”
- “ the dress would be cute without the, like, entire top half. ”
- “ if i return the slab, can i stop suffering? ”
- “ i can’t wait to be in it but never contribute anything substantial. ”
miscellaneous starters pulled directly from the wild and mostly unexplainable happenings within our group chat . feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ you’re gayer than rainbow flannel. ”
- “ i’m finding some golden oldies. ”
- “ uh, we’re starting a new chapter so can we forget that? ”
- “ i don’t want the sound of death hummed into my cooch! ”
- “ well, he is a mansplaining pretentious jesus-humping moron. ”
- “ don’t hit the table too hard, her titties will pop out. ”
- “ i was a thirsty lil brat. ”
- “ those puppies BOUNCE. ”
- “ chase me, daddy! ”
- “ bitch, i don’t hate myself, i’m not listening. ”
- “ that sounds so fake deep pretentious. ”
- “ bitch, shut the fuck up. ”
- “ they only get in your pants if they think you’re popular. ”
- “ ___ and ___ can bond over being straight. ”
- “ i knew i should have taken the opportunity to masturbate last night. ”
- “ i just realized tea is just fucking boiled leaves. ”
- “ time to crush his heart in my angry lesbian hands. ”
- “ i love it when you talk like that. ”
- “ i’m gay, i can’t type. ”
- “ it’s okay, you’ll do better next time. ”
- “ what man are we belittling today? ”
- “ it’s okay, hets are born stupid. ”
- “ what are you gays doing? ”
- “ the same thing we do every day, pinky. ”
- “ does she go home and live in fear of the gays? ”
- “ when she closes her eyes to rest at night, she hears someone whispering "bisexuals” and wakes up in terror. ”
- “ trauma is not an excuse for convincing an entire class you have rabies. ”
- “ be right back, checking the hamburger helper because i think i burned it. ”
- “ that’s how you become a nun, the holy ghost goes down on you. ”
- “ i’m gay, i need the drama. ”
miscellaneous starters pulled directly from the wild and mostly unexplainable happenings within our group chat . feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ doesn’t your pee stream ever go wonky? ”
- “ i have never peed on my own ass. ”
- “ am i the only one with winky pee? ”
- “ one time I fell down a hill and hit a trash can. ”
- “ how extra and terrible. ”
- “ did your bitch ass just call me a skunk? ”
- “ ANYWAYS, before i’m more of an asshole – GOOD NIGHT. ”
- “ is it socially acceptable for me to go to dinner without putting on a bra? ”
- “ just let those babies hang LOOSE. ”
- " i opened the front door and the little bitch from upstairs is standing in the driveway playing in the rain. ”
- “ bitch, did you not hear the sirens? get inside! ”
- “ where is your mom you ORPHAN? ”
- “ sorry, i was distracted by the sex. ”
- “ i’d never get married in a church, i’d catch on fire from my sins. ”
- “ i’m a nosy, drama-seeking bitch, so…. ”
- “ i love the sound of a good ol’ fashioned massacre. ”
- “ i saw her sniffing in your trash last night. ”
- “ go back to 2013 where you belong. ”
- " the devil put that shit there and he meant for it to stay. ”
- “ DON’T BE GROSS, ____! ”
- “ and then they had sex on the devil’s bible. ”
- “ WHAT IS THIS PORN MUSIC?! ”
- “ stop talking about ants, it makes me itch. ”
- “ did her boobs just titty bounce out of the way of a bullet? ”
- “ i hate anime. ”
- “ ____ are all egotistical maniacs. ”
- “ THAT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HAIRY RED BALLS BEING SUCKED UP INTO A SAGGY VACCUUM! ”
- “ eat my ass you cornfield dweller. ”
- “ this takes granny panties to a whole new level. ”
- “ are you looking up vintage lesbian smut novels? ”
- “ i got distracted by lesbian smut novels. ”
miscellaneous starters pulled directly from the wild and mostly unexplainable happenings within our group chat . feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ i bet she tastes like southern honeysuckle and betrayal. ”
- “ IT’S JUST PORN, ___! ”
- “ I HAD A DOG YOU ASSHOLE I KNOW HOW THEY TAKE A DUMP! ”
- “ eat a dick _____, how dare you. ”
- “ she’s that person on facebook who updates you about every second of their life. ”
- “ i look like a drunk bitch carrying around this margarita glass. ”
- “ being a clever bitch is hard. ”
- “ i don’t believe in dinosaurs .”
- “ EXPLAIN THE BONES! ”
- “ die you naked ho! ”
- “ uh, yeah, because he’s boppin’ the devil. ”
- “ oh boy, am i about to wreck this shit. ”
- “ that is a titty. and it’s out. ”
- “ ____ thinks we’re all homosexual men. ”
- “ bitch, that shit was just born. it ain’t hungry. ”
- “ did you shit on my porch? ”
- “ why is there poo in my house? ”
- “ i have a QUESTION. a question so huge it has to be written in all caps. ”
- “ anyways, be right back, gonna go kidnap a child. ”
- “ you better come get that turd. ”
- “ I DON’T HAVE A TREE KINK!!!! ”
- “ i hope no one else saw this and copy/pasted to their friends like i just did. ”
- “ bitch, i’m gonna bippity boppity bitch slap you. ”
- “ can you get med evac’d for being a nutcase? ”
- “ first world problems: non-seedless watermelon. ”
- “ she walks into every party and just takes a huge shit right on the welcome mat. ”
- “ i can’t wait until these family friends leave so I can get in my sweats and commit murder. ”
- “ i don’t think sports shrink your tits, otherwise i wouldn’t be a triple-d, but okay. ”
- “ i’m READY. I HAD STRAWBERRY AND I’M READY! ”
- “ just because she’s gay doesn’t mean she doesn’t want peanuts in her ass. ”
