#muah chefs kiss
You know what I love? Calling it “Christian Mythology.” Referring to their god as “The Christian God.” Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else’s.
Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny’s parking lot, but they know they can’t ‘cause I’m right.
pulling this one out at christmas eve dinner
