#my coworkers
22 year old who looks 27: If you’re 25 you belong in a nursing home
Doc: Our little clinic is much better equipped now – we even have internet!
Me: *setting up surgery* Do you want your loupes for this one?
Doc: *laughs* If I can’t find 3 year old lab testicles without help you need to send my butt on home!
After discussing a very complicated mutual patient with the internist
Doc: @.@
Me: aaand that is why you’re a GP, as much as you sometimes enjoy i-med cases
Doc: Yes. I like to flirt with it; I don’t want a full affair!