#internal medicine
January 11th 2022
I finally started my internship ⚕️ I’m assigned to internal medicine and I think that’s a great hospital ward to start, even though I don’t think it’s what I want to do in the future. My supervisor is cute and I’m learning a lot during these days
Sudden infant death syndrome, or SIDS, usually happens when infants die in their sleep without any particular reason. Researchers in Australia say they’ve found why infants die from SIDS.
In the latest study, researchers found that infants who died from SIDS had lower levels of an enzyme known as Butyrylcholinesterase (BChE). This enzyme is thought by scientists to help regulate pathways in the brain which drive a person’s breathing, confirming what scientists had originally hypothesized.
Because you can take the doctor out of the hospital but you can’t take the Netters out of the doctor.
Studying on the sofa with this cutie is impossible.
Guys!!! It’s here!!!!!
Drove 10+ hours to hear all about this and I feel like a new Harry Potter book came out!
Hands down the best conference I’ve ever been at. To be in the room debating the current standards with the people who wrote them was fantastic!!!
New ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Vaccine Covers All Infections A to Z
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ALPHABET CITY, NY—With so many recommended vaccines—MMR, DTaP, IPV, Hib, PCV, RV etc—it can be challenging to remember all their names, let alone when to give them. That is, until now. That’s because there’s finally a universal vaccine that will displace all others, and everyone, including anti-vaxxers, can easily get behind. Called the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ vaccine, […]
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The Latest Fashion Trend for the Fall: Chin Hammocks
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The fall is here and with it, comes the latest fashion trends for the coolest and hippest of people of the world: those who are immune not only to a virus but also to the disapproving stares of others. Thanks to this pesky little virus, known among the elite as the “Rona”, overstaying its welcome, […]
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Song of the Diverticulite (Morphine on High at 3am)
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All the bickering of which is best The song, the canvass, the word, the marbled stone, The rest Pittance such luxury Lacking any test Pittance yes! Void of existential quest Ver-Sed, Ver-Sed Who maketh thee? Who taketh thee And Sedateth me? Who bends me forward to hit the spine And Dullen me? Who slips the […]
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Dr. Fauci announces retirement from NIAID to become Major League Baseball Pitching Coach
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, the esteemed director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, announced this morning that he will be stepping down from his position effective immediately. “I have not come to this decision lightly, and it is not without sadness that I make this announcement, but the time has come for me […]
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New Extreme weight loss surgery: total gastric intestinal bypass
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All that “digestion and absorption is so overrated” Weight loss surgery has gained popularity, although success rates are no where near 100%. Patients have been asking for more effective types of weight loss surgeries, especially once’s that eliminate the need for exercise. Well patients must look no further! One surgeon in Mississippi, Dr. Chunkenfixer was […]
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Physician with MD and JD Sues Self for Malpractice
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In a head-spinning display of legal and corporate maneuvering, a Midwestern physician who also holds a law degree has litigated himself for gross negligence and medical malpractice in civil court. Plastic surgeon Vincent Gambini, MD, JD, filed the unusual case last week on Friday afternoon, just as the Clerk of Court’s office was shuttering its […]
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Serious About Safety, “Operation Warp Speed” to Enroll 7.8 Billion People in Phase 1 Vaccine Trial
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WASHINGTON, DC—Leaders of “Operation Warp Speed” (OWS), the government program tasked with developing a Covid-19 vaccine, insist that despite the name, their top priority is safety, not speed. As proof, they announced today that their Phase I trials—the phase that typically evaluates safety—will enroll 7.8 billion people. “This will be the largest clinical study ever,” […]
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BREAKING: Figs Scrubs made DNR by Female DO Hospitalist
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Los Angeles, CA – After gradually wedging their way into the hearts and minds of healthcare professionals across the US and the world, Figs has been made DNR. The brand known for their form-fitting, over-priced, low-quality scrubs promoted by Instagram influencers/medical students has finally tripped over their own overpriced, designer shoes. Prior to today, Figs had […]
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Another Monolith Found Within Patient’s Left Kidney
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Salt Lake City, UT – After reports of a mysterious monolith appearing in the desert of southeastern Utah, followed by similar structures recently found in Romania and California, doctors at Salt Lake Regional medical center were surprised to encounter an identical monolith on one patient’s CT abdomen and pelvis. A middle-aged gentleman presenting with colicky […]
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Doctors May Qualify for Law Degree After Completing HIPAA and EMTALA Compliance Training
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A report by the Institute of Legal Education states that doctors are likely eligible for a Juris Doctorate degree after completing mandatory training for HIPAA and EMTALA compliance. According to Jay Braslow, president of the institute, “the content of these modules are incredibly comprehensive, and cover 90% of the curriculum taught at most US law […]
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FIGS Scrubs CEOs Admit Reading “Advertising for Dummies” ….Upside-down no less!
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FIGS is doing their best to dig out of the misogynistic, sexist, and DO bashing hole that they found themselves in after releasing an advertising video on their website. The video portrayed a female osteopathic physician in pink scrubs holding a “Medical Terminology for Dummies” book upside down. Why would such a previously successful scrubs […]
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New ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Vaccine Covers All Infections A to Z
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ALPHABET CITY, NY—With so many recommended vaccines—MMR, DTaP, IPV, Hib, PCV, RV etc—it can be challenging to remember all their names, let alone when to give them. That is, until now. That’s because there’s finally a universal vaccine that will displace all others, and everyone, including anti-vaxxers, can easily get behind. Called the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ vaccine, […]
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Patient With No Past Medical History Has Sternotomy Scar, Central Line, G-tube
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An area emergency room physician was stunned today when his patient, a 4 year old boy whose parents denied any medical history, was found to have a well-healed sternotomy scar on examination. “Imagine my surprise when I went to examine this previously healthy little boy and found a large scar at the thoracic midline, along […]
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Physicians can now legally ghost patients
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New York, New York- In an exciting turn of events congress has recently passed bill 151, also known as “the ghost law”. After much heated deliberation with strong consideration from physicians from petitions, bill 151 was voted on unanimously! What is bill 151? Bill 151 or “the ghost law” allows physicians to terminate a patient […]
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