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My name is cowWith horns like hooksAnd luscious locksI’m serving looksThe herd all thinkthat I

My name is cow
With horns like hooks
And luscious locks
I’m serving looks
The herd all think
that I’ve gone rogue
But I don’t care
I pose for Vogue


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yesterdaysprint: The Tampa Tribune, Florida, December 28, 1919 My name is Whee-eeA dog that’s free-e

yesterdaysprint:

The Tampa Tribune, Florida, December 28, 1919

My name is Whee-ee
A dog that’s free-ee
My owner takes
Me out to pee-ee
And when I see-ee
A well-placed tree-ee
To take a leak
I howl “Yipp-ee!”


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adelphicoracle:

rainbowninja:

I have yeeted
the mirror
that was on
your wall

and which
you were probably
hoping
to shave with

Forgive me
it is a foul bauble
of man’s
vanity

My nam is Drac

And when I see

A mirrer not reflecting me

I screm and toss it

To the grass

That bauble’s gone

I yeet the glass

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