#my posts

Violet Hart’s room

Season 1

Season 2

Assorted Simpsons

Ancient Rome Simpsons

Old timey Simpsons

50s Simpsons

Christmas Simpsons

Mermaid Simpsons

All the Simpson pets (so far)

I remember last night i was thinking about that one tik tok where the guy is trying to fix his eyeliner with his hoop earring and I couldn’t remember if the girl said ‘d*ke’ or ‘butch’ so my brain decided on ‘dutch’

Giorno: In Italy, we don’t say “Ma’am, your lemon”, we say

Giorno, holding up a lemon he made with GE: SIGNORA, I LIMONE, SIGNORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Scout:(opening up his DNA test) it says I’m… part French???

Spy, in the corner, pretending to not to be listening:

why do we have individual teeth??? stuff wouldn’t get stuck in between if we just had a solid row of bone. wth

their new songis boppin

I like the part where they go

FUCCER

(FUCCER)

There are three types of people when it comes to Youtube quizzes.

1: Those who press ‘skip ad’

2: Those who pick a random answer and submit it

3: Those who reload the page 

jojo-reference-generator:

A LESBIAN

WE GOT A MOTHERFUCKING LESBIAN

I M M A   S U P P O R T   Y O U R   A S S ! !

C O N F I R M E D  L E S B I A N

Hey fam imma be updating my phone now and I might be logged out for good if I can’t find where I scribbled down my password. I’ll @ all my regulars but you can just follow me at @callistopa2021 as well o3o

Anyone else feel like they didn’t savor Rush Limbaugh’s death enough?

Why are bones so expensive. Who said bones can be this expensive. I am not here for 3.99$ a pound.

Let me buy your byproduct without breaking the bank for fucking beef broth, you bitchass butcher boy.

quality-charlastor:

I’m making the pho dear god help me I’m making pho and I don’t know how to deal raw meat holy fuck holy shit

Ok well believe it or not but it’s actually going well

I’m making the pho dear god help me I’m making pho and I don’t know how to deal raw meat holy fuck holy shit

Fockin shite I’m drunk in a hot tub and yeah I brought my phone in so now is probably an important time to let y’all know I gotta reset my phone soon (logging me out in the process) and I lost my goddamn password for this blog in a stack of sketchbooks

So happy birthday to America (though it be historically inaccurate)! I hope everyone else is enjoying the explosions I’m gonna speed run some asks while I’m still conscious/my phone hasn’t drowned :))))))

Oh and btw I’ll make a new account soon as a backup, the lovely @whoopdy-do-fuck-youand@dkmbookworm will be able to verify that me is really the me in case you’re feeling (rightfully) sus ‘bout it

stained-glass-sketchbook:

Just making lists of all the celebs i think are cute for no reason

Heres some more. The list is not long.

Just making lists of all the celebs i think are cute for no reason