#mystic messenger
MC: I have problems with a boy//
Saeran: Like “his dead body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems?
MC: …“I like him” problems.
Saeran: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.
707: You know how they say no one will ever love you until you learn to love yourself?
707: Just fake it!
707: Don’t let him see what a neurotic mess you are.
707: You see Yoosung over there?
707: He doesn’t know I cry sometimes
707: because I’m not sure there’s a cat heaven.
[Phone ringing]
Jumin:Hello?
707: It’s Luciel~
Jumin: What did he do this time?
707: No, Jumin, it’s Luciel. It’s actually me!~
Jumin:
707:
Jumin: What did you do this time?
[MC and Seven doing it for the first time]
707: *hacker voice* I’m in
MC:-_-
Jumin: Don’t do anything stupid until I get back, Luciel.
[1 week later]
Jumin: I’m back.
Jaehee: Mr. Han!
MC:Oh, here’s a list of all the stupid things Seven has done.
Jumin: …this has 12 page-
Jumin: DOUBLE SIDED!
My absolute favorite convo in mystic messenger
Mc: what do you wear to swim?
Jumin: I was wearing a Speedo in a photo taken of me when I was 5
Mc: I’d like to purchase that photo
Jumin: …No, there is no need for me to sell it. I am rich.
I… don’t know if I need to actually say anything in addition to this.
Jumin: cold hearted furry
Zen: narcissist that always talks about how he’s perfect date material but can never get a date
Jaehee: angry mom with coffee for blood
Yoosung: gullible gamer who needs to get his shit together
707: the embodiment of depression and memes
Saeran: angry emo that needs a chill pill
V: blind doormat
Rika: snake with arms
Zen: I love all kinds of teas. Red tea, green tea, chai tea. But my favorite kind of tea is the beauty I’m calling and talking to right now~
Jumin:Zen-
Zen: HOLY SHIT WRONG NUMBER
Jumin: -that statement is not only illogical but also ridiculously worded for the matter of the fact that-
Zen: *hangs up*
zen: haha jaehee you should get drunk more often
jaehee: what? i was drunk?! i don’t recall a thing! what did i do? what did i say? did i do anything illegal? did i punch mr. han in the face??
zen: um no lol you were just really open about yourself haha
jaehee: dang it
707: hey what would yall do if i ran for president
jumin: i’d kill myself
zen: trust fund kid knows what’s up
yoosung: please fund my college tuition
jaehee: luciel, you’re not even an american citizen, nor do even you fit the basic requirements for such a position
mc: i’ll be your campaign manager! ^^
everyone:
707: if that’s the case you’re promoted
707: to first lady
Yoosung: Crap, my mom’s calling. Act natural.
707: OMG YOOSUNG YOU’RE SO WILD GET DOWN FROM THAT TABLE
Zen: He’s stripping.
707:Ya.
Zen: He’s naked now.
Yoosung, walking away: Mom… Mom, please calm down.
MC in Ray’s route: I’m having such a great time, I’ll stay with you ray :3
Saeran, fronting:
