It really IS like [Eliot in the shower, curtain pulls back, Hardison: “hey are we - stop screaming it’s just me - are we past your emotional and physical barriers yet?”] tho.
I want this fic. I want BOTH of these fics. I want Hardison & Parker deciding that if Eliot isn’t going to be talkative on his own, the occasional fun and festive Shower Ambush is the way to go. He’s flustered enough to shoot answers from the hip, and naked enough to not escape easily. The escalation from ‘where’s the orange soda?’ to ‘you know we know you love us, right?’ would be a thing of beauty.
Plus, who’s going to pass up that gun (…and etc.) show? (Hardison is, because he’s a gentleman whose Nana raised him right. He [mostly] doesn’t look. Parker looks. Unabashedly. And occasionally tries to poke a scar that she hasn’t seen before. At one point a slap fight may or may not happen.)
AASJSHDHSHDHHSD“flustered enough to shoot answers from the hip and naked enough to not escape easily”
I’LL TAKE PHRASES THAT WILL LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FREE FROM NOW ON FOR 500 ALEX
…so I wrote this It turned out SLIGHTLY more intense in places than I’d anticipated, but I kept my goofy first title idea anyway… and a lot of specific lines from this thread. So thanks to @eliot-wolfgirl-spencer,@bisexualeliotspencer, and @sun-lit-roses for the inspiration!
And I hope you all enjoy my offering of Shower Thoughts: Five times Hardison and Parker interrupt Eliot’s shower and one time he gets revenge interrupts Hardison’s
As somebody who ships a lot of unpopular canon ships that get a lot of hate, I felt the need to address the fact that you don’t need to send hate to people who ship them. You don’t need to comment. If you don’t ship it, ignore it. I even get mad when I see hate on (most) ships I don’t ship. We’re all just floating on a space rock into an endless abyss of nothingness. The president is an oompa loompa. Everything is on fire. We’re living through a plague.Please, for the love of god, let people have the little things that bring them joy. And if you must send hate, stay out of our tags! Keep it in your own tag! Censor the name! If you don’t have something nice to say, keep it to yourself. Again, no hate to anyone, just please be nice. I’m so sick of everyone hating everyone for no reason. All of you are human beings worthy of basic love and respect no matter which fictional characters you ship! Have a great night everyone, and stay hydrated.
so sick how the only way you can get experience is through experience. and the only way you can get good is through the humiliating ordeal of sucking ass at it
all these gay girls are like “wow i want a big lady to step on me” but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who’s much taller than her and making her submit??? where’s the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
WHERE’S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS
op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar
Yes sometimes I wanna absolutely demolish a girl but sometimes I’m just like. God I want a girl to ride my face as long as she wants or use me however she wants to make her cum for as many times as she wants
i know other people have it worse and i should be grateful that what happened was “better” than somebody else, and some people DIE well I wish I were them. i really do. Fuck.
i know you fucking hate me for who I’ve become or what i actually am. i know you fucking hate what you see when you look at me, I HATE THAT TOO. I fucking hate what I’ve become and i truly, can not see any way back, i really have come too far to heal. I’ve been so shit for so long, i really don’t know what it’s like to be…not-shit. it really feels like an exaggeration now that I’ve written it down.
don’t tell me “everybody feels like that sometimes”, actually, that’s the problem, they feel it “sometimes” and i feel like “that” all the fucking time. what am I supposed to do? what the fuck.
I feel guilty when I sleep a bit more, i feel guilty when I get something as a gift, i feel guilty when somebody tells me I have so much potential, i feel guilty when I eat something good, i feel guilty when my hair look good after shampooing it - i just. don’t fucking deserve to feel good at all. that’s the whole issue, i have done nothing to be deserving of any adoration or whatever.
when my mom acts like a bitch to me and doesn’t give me food or calls me names, yes i do feel like crying, i do feel angry at her but i don’t really feel guilty or “i don’t deserve this treatment”. when I’m not angry at her, I’m angry at myself and that really gets in the way of being productive - i *have* to be productive if i want to get out of this house - i have to be productive or just kill myself (for which i don’t have enough resources anymore, unfortunately). i don’t have anything to look forward to anyway.
everyday I have to find something or someone to be angry at or be pissed at ANYTHING at all.
when my mom changes back to her “oh-i-love-you-na” self, there’s nothing for me to hate on except for myself, i sometimes really, really wish she keeps being an ass to me so i don’t have to.
i don’t know how to end it or whatever. I’m just. going to leave it right here.
