pairing: fbi agent!namjoon x soft-bodied/plus-sized female reader
genre: strangers to lovers, an attempt at crack??, little bit of angst, smut
summary: All Namjoon wants is some peace and quiet after a long, shitty day at work. Thanks to a party upstairs and Jungkook’s sticky fingers, he’s stuck with you instead.
rating: 18+ for weighty topics and explicit sexual content
word count:3.7k
Warnings: Swearing, always. Sweaty and rumpled Namjoon wearing a shoulder holster. Unruly neighbors. Legal alcohol consumption. A bachelor party. Reader is plus-sized/has a soft body. This will be more apparent during smut scenes, but there are tiny details here and there too. Side pairing 2seok. Strippers? An important comment about the marksmanship and negotiation skills of law enforcement. Agent of Chaos!Jungkook. Non-sexual use of handcuffs. Strippers! Namjoon hates being in the FBI and doesn’t trust the police. Conversations about law enforcement and crimes within the jurisdiction of the FBI. Safe handling of a firearm. Allusions to Reader having an unnamed medical condition, but they’re subtle, blink and you miss them. Big Joon make brain go brrrrrrrrr. “There was only one bed” trope if you squint.
Notes: Hello!! What a week it has been. I’m dropping this a little earlier than anticipated but hey, I don’t think anyone will mind! I’ll have a masterlist with a schedule coming out tomorrow! I’m thinking part 2 up next week and then part 3 up that next week before comeback. I’ve only got two scenes left to write on part three so I’m not anticipating a delay. I want to again thank @reliablemitten and @vyduan for beta-reading, and and also thank Vy, @sunshinerainbowsbts, and @thatlongspringnight for helping troubleshoot the conversation about law enforcement. And then also a bit of extra love to @minttangerines (for planting this seed to begin with), Julie, husbeard, and all the possums for holding my hand while I write this. It’s been a bit of a journey, but I’m excited to share it with yall!
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All Namjoon wants at the end of a long day is a hot soak in his tub with a beer. It’s all he wants. It’s simple, really, but he’s a simple man. The most complicated things about his life aren’t really about his life at all, and are easily compartmentalized, provided he gets his hot bath and a beer.
