MINORS DNI: 18+ ONLY. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. AGLESS BIOS DNI.
NSFW Alphabet - Hidan
A: Aftercare-What they’re like after sex?
- Unless you’re taking a bath? Take care of yourself.
B: Body Part-Their favorite part of themselves/you?
- For him: everything (mostly his abs and arms)
-For you: your ass.
C: Cum-Taste, texture, etc?
- White, kind of salty. Just deal with it.
D: Dirty Secret
- Loves to smell and get himself off on your undergarments when you’re away.
E: Experience-How much experience do they have?
- He’s had a few previous partners but none have really stuck around.
F: Favorite Position
- Missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - any honestly.
G: Goofy-How are they: serious, funny, etc?
- Serious. This really isn’t something to joke about.
H: Hair-Shaved, not shaved, color?
- Lightly trimmed, same color as his hair.
I: Intimacy-How are they romantically?
- Not very, but he will 100% leave marks. Going somewhere with your neck exposed? Too bad, and don’t you dare cover them up. Show the world who you belong to.
J: Jack Off-How often do they masturbate?
- At least once or twice a day.
K: Kink-Their kinks?
- Marking, scratching, overstimulation, edging, choking, BDSM (if you tell him about it)
L: Location-Favorite place(s) to do it?
- Anywhere doesn’t matter, but mostly places where you really shouldn’t be doing such scandalous things.
M: Motivation-What gets them into it?
- Tight clothes, bending over, your existence honestly.
N: No-Will not do/turns them off?
- Have a threesome, you belong to him and him only. Fuck everyone else.
/Anyone you suggest for a threesome is getting murdered, literally.
O: Oral-Giving, receiving, skill?
- Receiving, he’s selfish.
- If he does give you any, you’ll cum at least twice before the main event.
P: Pace-Fast, rough, slow, etc?
- Depends on the day, but mostly rough and fast.
Q: Quickie-How often?
- Anywhere, anytime at all.
R: Risk-Willing to take risks/experiment?
- Of course!
S: Stamina-How long/many rounds can they go?
- Anywhere from 3-5. For about 40 minutes or so.
T: Toys-Do they have any/will they use them?
- He didn’t have any until you suggested them!
U: Unfair-How much do they tease?
- All the time, loves how badly you want him and how much you beg for him. ❤
V: Volume-How loud are they?
- Nothing too loud, mostly moaning and grunting.
W: Wild Card-Something random?
- Would love to do it all over Kazuku’s house!
X: X-Ray - Size, appearance, etc?
- 8½/9½, darker towards the top, the tip is a light pink, some veins are noticeable. Cut.
Y: Yearning-How high is their sex drive?
- Very high, he’d do you everyday of the week/twice a day if you let him.
Z: ZZZ-How quickly do they fall asleep?
- If you’re not bathing afterwards? It’s time to sleep. Goodnight.
I absolutely love the fact that Kakashi doesn’t care about his image in front of the whole world, he’d take out his book & start reading it in front of anyone no matter who they are or what their rank, without giving a single f but he’d be mortified if it was his dogs, trying to hide his shame behind his back like a kid who got caught by his mother
Lmao, this is my new favorite headcanon, imagine Kakashi getting the talk from his dogs (the dog version) and then when he meets his dad in the Pain arc, he has to sit through it all again and get the talk again from his dad (dead man version) and he’s like, “why everyone likes to do this to me who’s next?”
Warnings: Do I really have to say? Smut, obviously.
Words: 453 (is literally just a draft, some horny thought I couldn’t get rid off)
You were just enjoying the cold water touching your sore muscles, too lost in thoughts and feelings to notice you weren’t alone anymore.
In your defense, you trained hard the entire day, barely stopped to eat properly. Your body was aching, almost screaming for attention.
You were with your eyes closed, silently thanking to whoever force, that you were still there, alive and able to stood up for yourself.
“Rough day?” Itachi said in a tone you couldn’t recognise.
You almost fell to your knees, that fucking asshole. He didn’t even make a sound.
“Fuck off,” you said.
“Angry are we?” Itachi chuckled softly.
“What was that the other day?” you asked.
You caught him watching you attentively while you gave your best to learn a special jutsu. Truth be told he was the best to teach you since it was a genjutsu. But what did he do? Yes, just kept looking at you.
“I was walking and I saw you, no big deal,” he said nonchalantly.
“No, you saw me losing my shit trying to learn that fucking jutsu. When you could be the one to really teach me,” you corrected him.
“Did you ask me to?” he said and you flinched when his hand reached for your hair.
“Who do you think you are? Just because you’re unfairly handsome, and with that soft and pretty hair, you can treat me like a toy?” you said turning to him.
The fact that you were naked didn’t stop you, actually it made you blush under his intense gaze. What was insane because that was probably the tenth time he saw you like this.
“Your words, not mine,” he chuckled and closed the distance between you two.
His body was heavy against yours and you fought the urge to kiss him right there. Instead you grinded softly on him.
“First, you need to empty your mind,” he whispered against your ear. His voice was all you needed to lose the ability to think coherently.
“Itachi,” you begged.
“Since it’s so important to you, I’ll teach you some things,” he said.
Before you could answer his mouth was all over your body, chin, neck, collarbone and everywhere he could touch it. He just stopped once his face was right against your pussy.
“We don’t have time,” you whispered.
“We have a lot of time. Now look at me,” he commanded you.
You didn’t even need to look at him to know what he was planning on. You just looked because, well, you wanted that so badly.
You felt your heart fluttering once you recognize his mangekyo sharingan activated. And Lord helped you, you still had another 72 hours of that pure blissing agony to handle.
A/N: First things first, I’m literally obsessed with Itachi and Kakashi, okay? I literally live to read, watch and devour things with them. Okay, I didn’t watched the entire thing but… Itachi is a gemini. I know my clan, period.
Shino doesn’t have much of a preference when it comes to looks. ♀️ He just wants someone genuine. As far as he is concerned, looks fade. But what’s in your heart lasts a lifetime.
I feel like he’d be the kind of guy that’s speaks more with his actions. I’m talking personalized gifts and activities!
He wouldn’t know what to do with himself at first and would ask himself “why do they like me? How?” He’s typically looked over and the fact that someone finally sees him and doesn’t forget him makes him feel warm inside.
His significant other would be nearly the only thing on his mind. He would be counting down the minutes until he gets to see them again.
He would send some of his insects around you just to keep an eye out. He’s super protective and just wants to insure you’re safe no matter where you go.
He craves cuddles!! He’s really soft with his significant other. He absolutely loves the intimacy of being close to one another.
Shino really enjoys someone who can have deep conversations. He spends a lot of his time in his own mind. So when he’s around his significant other, it’s game on. He’s excited to share his thoughts with someone and hear their thoughts as well.
He would remember small details about you. ❤️Just things that you might say in passing. You might say that you don’t like the way the color red looks on you. He will go out of his way to never buy you anything red. He pays attention to everything you say and do.
 He also gravitates toward really independent people. He wants somebody that can take care of themselves and don’t rely on other people. He’s always happy to help but also values some independence in a partner.
Shino is incredibly empathetic. He’s always there to be your shoulder to cry on. And if somebody hurt you, you best believe he’s going to take care of it. Nobody hurts his S/O.  
Shino is the marriage type. He’s the type to want at least one child and live happily ever after with his significant other. He looks to live a rather peaceful life.
Shino is the jealous type. Not the crazy type of jealous but enough that if he sees someone else flirting with you, he’s going to feel some type of way about it. He trusts you. But he can’t help but wonder if you’d lose interest. Be gentle with his heart
He loves to show his significant other various insects he finds on their walks together. Especially if it’s a rare species of bug. Then he gets super excited and starts reciting any facts he can think of about them. It’s rather cute.
He has dreams of discovering a new insect species and naming it after his significant other.
He has journals up on journals. What does he do with them? Logs all the bug species he runs across. He’s always excited to show his significant other what the insects are doing.
He is easily flustered when his significant other compliments him. He’s not used to getting complimented and doesn’t know how to react. He just sheepishly smiles and avoids eye contact for a moment.
Secretly daydreams about his future with his S/O. I also feel like he has a journal for that too.
(Sorry it’s so long and it doesn’t have a “cut”. I don’t know how to put one)
Shisui isn’t your typical extrovert
He’s more on the introvert side with new people, but after a few encounters he’s over the silent treatment
He’s used to Itachi, so he doesn’t really think about people as shy
More like silent
Took him a good four hours to realise you weren’t just silent, but shy
Look, man has priorities in his life
You can’t ask him to always be smart
He met you at the library
Not really his go to place, but Itachi’s birthday was coming close, so…
Yeah, he doesn’t have much creativity with gifts
Why do you think he gifted Sasuke plants two years in a row? (Both on Christmas and on his birthday for both years)
Ok, back to what we were saying
Dude saw you and said “why not”
He knows he’s cute, so why not try to flirt with you a bit?
Maybe he would get a date out of that
And oh boy was he wrong
The moment he talked to you was the moment you realised no matter how far in the library you go, people will always found you
Now, you didn’t hate talking to people. Au contraire, you actually liked it
But it was difficult. Really difficult
The hardest thing was looking someone in the face
So, for the first half hour or so, you just kept your face on the books
Shisui was actually quite nice to talk to
He didn’t pressure you or anything really
But you couldn’t help but feel bad
You couldn’t stutter out a full sentence even if you wanted to
But he didn’t seem to mind?
It confused the shit out of you
So, after another half hour where he spoke almost none stop and you answered in sentences composed of like three words, you managed to ask a few questions
In the end you guys passed a few hours together and you actually managed to talk like normal people
That didn’t mean you managed to not stutter or not blush, but eh, it was a start
So. Shisui didn’t get his date
But he got a friend
When he told Itachi, he had to explain you weren’t really silent
Shisui stared for like a good minute before the information clicked in his mind
He got to meet you a few more times and he managed to get a date out of you
Well, not really a date, but in his head it was
And that’s how you began to fall for the guy
But Shisui. Oh Shisui
He fell hard, really hard
And not just when he opened the non-existing door for you
It began with your hair
The way you touched them when you were nervous
How you styled them
The way your cut framed your face
Then it was the little things
He was a ninja, so it wasn’t surprising that he would notice tiny little things you never thought about
He saw how you would fidget with your fingers
The way you smiled with your head down so he wouldn’t see you
How you closed your eyes for some seconds as you walked, just enjoying the breeze
And when he was on mission he would think about nothing if not you
Well, Itachi was also in his mind, but that’s beyond the point
It was a noticeable change in his behaviour
He would hold your hand when he saw you fidget with your fingers
Brush your hair out of the way when they got in front of your eyes
Give you his jacket (that actually didn’t do much since it didn’t have sleeves) when he saw you cold
But the smile he gave you after all these thing was what actually made you blush
Oh the way he made you stutter and smile and blush
He knew you wouldn’t reciprocate his actions immediately
ESPECIALLY if you guys were in public
So he settled for your little smile and the thanks said with a really low voice so that only he could hear
And boy was it enough
For some reason he didn’t mind how you acted so differently in public than in private
Of course it took time for you to be completely comfortable with him, but when you did, he was so surprised
You were actually really funny (something he couldn’t see before since you didn’t like showing it), you would always laugh out loud and joke with him
Even though you actually felt comfortable, your shyness wasn’t gone
You would blush profusely at every compliment
Stutter when he was too close
Keep silent when you knew you weren’t going anywhere with your words
And the part that shook you was that he was fine with it
You never found anyone who would wait for you to find the right words
Or that wouldn’t tease you when you blushed and stuttered
But Shisui was patient
He knew you hated when people laughed at you or pressed you
So he would wait and comfort you
Never tease you (unless you were alone, so he wouldn’t draw attention from other people on you)
