#needtostopdoingcrack

Okay this question has been nagging me since a month.
How the fuck was Edward able to impregnate Bella??? like HOWWWWWWWWWW???  like i get that Bella was a human so she produced the eggs, but for fertilization you also need sperm.
that means Edward ejaculated
And if it is possible for male vampires to produce sex cells
That means its possible for female vampires too
Then why don’t vampires procreate????
And in twilight it was mentioned that vampires like really dont have ANY blood when they are killed it looks like bricks fucking fell down and they need to be burned
so if vampires dont have any blood
how the fuck did edward have a boner?
like not having flowing blood or any blood is okay and still being strong is okay if they are like rock hard and shit.
if he doesn’t have any blood he shouldn’t even be fucking moving then how did he manage to do it ENOUGH to get her PREGNANT???????
Also,
HOW the fuck did he have a boner????????????
AND he ejaculated
AND his cum had sperm in it
HOW the fuck is his body being able to produce sperm
not to mention he like died in 1918 at the age of 17 so he’d be like 80-90 yr old when they were fucking.
I NEED ANSWERS STEPHENIE MEYER.

why do I do this to myself?

Gimme answer - @stepheniemeyer