#outdated technology

What the AT&T lady said just didn’t register. Brad called to cancel the landline not get a new plan.

Brad put the receiver down to ask Chris. “Do we want ‘full coverage?!?’….”

Now that Brad said it out loud, the notion read nearly silly. A fierce 45 second single sided debate ensued.

Chris said if they were going to hold on to any unnecessary technology, it would be the wristwatch due to its advanced mobility feature.

Fashion was already famously dead. Weren’t Brad and Chris all about non-responsive demode statements in the overkill aftermath?!

“HELLLOOOO Met Gala!!” OB1 was on standby.

Total peace broke out when Brad noted wristwatches didn’t sneak $50 out of their Chime account on the 5th of every month.

Boom.

Brad and Chris’ landline would finally die, die the next business day.