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Friendly reminder, new game tomorrow at 5 PM Central Time. Hope you like it!

Hints About Saturday’s New Game

  • It’s a choose your own destiny game
  • It’s technically a sequel to a previous game
  • It does not have branching paths (so it’s not like Truth or Dare)
  • It has all original results (so it’s not like Pick a Card)
  • It has more results than any other game I’ve made

Update: my next game will be posted on Saturday, April 9th!

This is my 100th game and definitely my biggest game. Because it took so much work to make I’m not going back to posting captions every night again, but I hope you all like the new game! :D

Because of a big life change, my blog’s queue is now set to Central Time not Pacific Time. This means queued captions will now be posted two hours earlier!

This is a new blog BUT, just so we’re clear, it doesn’t have new content. It’s a place where all my game results and portals can exist on one blog.

Have you ever noticed that I don’t tag my result captions? That I only tag the main game caption on my blog? Well Celebrity TG Captions Game Center is a place where I reblog ALL my results and tag them. Want to see all the results with Katy Perry in them? You can click the Katy Perry tag! Want to see all the schoolgirl results? Click the schoolgirl tag! All in one blog all in one place.

Celebrity TG Game Center is currently under construction.

So the blog isn’t as polished as my main blog. I don’t have a Celebrity List or Fun Tags page yet & I haven’t reblogged every game / result yet, but I wanted to let you all know about it because I know this is a long hiatus so maybe this’ll be an excuse to replay some old games as I put them on the game center!

You can follow Celebrity TG Game Center now and keep an eye on it as I add tags, pages, and reblog more games! Hope you like it!

Hi lovelies! Thank you all for being so patient during this hiatus. The end is SORT OF insight, as I’ve slowly been writing some more captions. But I wanted to share with everyone what I think will happen.

I think I’ll be coming back from hiatus in April…kind of.

Right now my life is in a massive transition so it’s hard to tell for sure when things are happening, but for the moment it looks like I’ll have something to post in early April. But when I come back in April I’m not coming back regularly.

Did you know my next game will be my 100th game?

Including all Choose Your Own Destiny and Click & Drag games, my next game is going to be my 100th and I went BIG. I won’t say more and ruin the surprise, but basically after I post it I’m going to need another little rest.

So right now I’m thinking I’ll post this big game in early April, then in May I’ll come back with more regular posts.

Obviously this is all subject to change. Things could happen that mean I come back sooner or later, but that’s what I’m thinking right now & I wanted to share it with everyone! :D

Thanks again lovelies! See you soon! <3

Real Talk: If you’re sitting around thinking, “God, I wish someone would turn me into a girl!” there’s a decent chance you’re already a girl and what you’re feeling is gender dysphoria. Fantasizing about someone making you look the way you want is fun & I know doing it yourself is scary/hard, but god is it worth it.

Ah I’m impatient, I was going to wait until Monday to start posting new captions but tomorrow is May 1st so might as well start then! :D

I forgot to mention this before, but requests are still closed while I do GIF captions in May. I think I might reopen them once I go back to regular posting, either in June or a little later. Hope that’s alright!

So I have these two Victoria’s Secret GIFs I’ve wanted to use forEVER! But I can’t identify all the girls in them on my own, so I was hoping you - my lovely followers - could help!

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I recognize Cara Delevingne & Elsa Hosk in this first one. And I THINK I recognize Maud Welzen, Jacquelyn Jablonski & Barbara Palvin.

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Then in this second one I know the middle girl is Candice Swanepoel and the end girl is Alessandra Ambrosio, but I can’t identify the left girl.

You can reply to this post, send me a direct message, or leaving something in my ask box (if you want to be on anon). Any help you could give on this would be amazing! Thanks my lovelies! xoxo

Hi lovelies! Hope you’ve been enjoying my 100th game during this hiatus! Like I said earlier, that 100th game really took a lot out of me so I’ve been taking a little break from making captions. BUT I think I’m about ready to cum back! :D

Starting May 2nd, I will be posting one new caption a night!

I’ve been working on some sexy stuff I think you’ll all like. Not only that, but all of May’s captions have a theme: GIF Captions! That’s right, every new caption from May 2nd to May 31st will be a GIF!

Because every caption in May will be a GIF & because I’m still burned out a bit from my 100th game, there WON’T be any new Choose Your Own Destiny games in May.

There will be at least 1 click and drag game on May 14th & I’m hoping to do another one but I can’t make any promises at this time. I know you all prefer the choose your own destiny games but I just spent a few months making a CYOD game with 100 different results, so I need a little bit of a break.

I may take another short hiatus after May or I may keep posting into June, I’m not sure yet.

If I keep going into June I’ll go back to more standard GIFs AND CYOD games again. But for now, this is the plan!

Thanks lovelies! Hope you like what cums next! ;)

arcadsia:

An open letter to the artist community (from a disabled artist)

I’m not really someone who likes making PSA type posts, as I like to keep my existence mainly quiet but with some consideration I’d like to cast my stone in the water today to talk about the entitlement of able bodied artists towards disabled folk.

I want to express foremost that I AM disabled, I AM an artist. I’ve been doing art since I was 9, and have been taking it as a serious career possibility since I was 10. I’ve been doing this for a long time, and while I might not be in the same business as many other artists, I absolutely get the right to talk about our own community.

I’ve gotten into the ID scene more recently than I’ve been an artist. I am not a perfect product of IDers, but I am someone I consider knowledgeable on the subject and want to share part of my insight for other artists, young and old.

What are IDs?

IDs, or image descriptions, are text additions onto a post that describe what is going on in the image or video. These IDs are here so people who have visual impairments, who cannot see the image, or otherwise do not understand what is going on can gain access to the post and understand what is going on.

IDs ARE necessary, because not everyone on the internet is able bodied, and disabled people shouldn’t be excluded from enjoying the posts or art we enjoy. If you think disabled people don’t belong on the internet, or that adding IDs are a waste of time, or make a post look ‘ugly’, you are ableist. 

They are valuable tools that disabled people need, and as a community we should all work towards adding more IDs to our posts, or reblogging posts with IDs in the notes.
Many of us are not asking you not to post ever unless a post has an ID, and we’re not asking everyone to start adding identifications (though it would be deeply appreciated!), we’re asking you to be more conscious of these usual tools so that other parts of the community who are otherwise excluded from your normal posts, can be included!

Art entitlement

Okay, great! Cool! We know what an ID is, and why they’re important, but what’s the tie into art?
Very glad you asked! You see, most art is a visual medium that has traditionally been only accessible to those who can see it. Thanks to the internet, art has become a more widespread medium that anyone can enjoy!

That’s why, in more recent years, accessibility blogs have been reblogging art with image descriptions so that those who might not be able to access art in its image form, can still enjoy what an artist is trying to communicate with visuals.

IDs on art can be VERY helpful tools, especially for people who might consume similar content to you, but can’t always enjoy the exact same content as you due to outside factors. 

It’s why, as an artist, you should be conscious about posting art, or reblogging others’ art.

Now, like above I am NOT saying you cannot post art ever unless you have an image ID. However I am saying that when you believe in full truth, that you as an artist are entitled to being reblogged for your time and effort, you are disrespecting several ideas.

You are disrespecting the idea that people OWE you something, when they don’t. As artists we often need as much attention as we can get on our art if we want to make big money off our work. However, as artists we are also often freelance. 

We have no employers besides ourselves, and our occasional clients. When we offer our work to others, our clients do not owe us to accept our services. They are entitled to say no. It’s the same in reblogs.

You are offering your service (art), and if a client for whatever reason doesn’t want to reblog your art. They don’t have to. You are not entitled to telling people what they do with their own autonomy. 

Additionally, when you are not providing accessibility to your art & are demanding/begging for people to reblog your art over liking it, you are digging your own grave here.

No one OWES you that reblog, but when you are purposefully excluding an entire community from your post, you are making it harder for people who DO want to reblog your post.

As someone who is disabled, I have very limited spoons. I take it out of my day to go online, and spend 5-20 minutes writing up an image description for posts I want to reblog. I cannot work endlessly reblogging posts with my own image IDs, but in most cases I have to make my own IDs because no one else has. 

Not every artist is able bodied, but a large majority of you are. It often takes much less effort and energy than it does for someone like me, or my friends, to make a short image description. 

If you are unwilling to do that bare minimum, or are unable to at that moment, you do not get to feel entitled to people reblogging your work. You do not get to shame your other community members, or your clients, for not reblogging your work ever. Period. 

I am tired of having to hear people complain over and over again, shaming their fellow artists for being the ‘weak backbone’ of their community for not reblogging each other’s art. I am tired, I am disabled and I’m an artist: and I need you all to give a damn about adding image descriptions to your art/reblogging posts of art with image Ids.

codexcorporis:

codexcorporis:

you guys realize ‘reblog bait’ is a trigger tag for psychosis that can be set off by posts that say things like ‘reblog this or your dog dies’ ‘reblog this or you’ll never be happy again’ ‘reblog this to win a million dollars’ and not for posts like ‘hey rb this and put in the tags x thing’ right

okay since some people in the notes are confused, and to be fair I didn’t word this post very well, here’s some examples on how to tag things

reblog bait: reblog this and you’ll have good luck for 10 years

reblog game: reblog and put your favorite color in the tags

reblog bait: if you don’t reblog this, we can’t be mutuals

reblog game: reblog to give your mutuals a stuffed animal

reblog bait: you’re a terrible person if you don’t share this, I don’t care about your blogs aesthetic

reblog game: reblog and tell me if you’re right or left handed

basically, just think. is the post giving a threat, ultimatum or guilt trip? if so, it goes under reblog bait! a post saying to reblog but doesn’t have anything like the above would go under reblog game. hope this clears stuff up

anexperimentallife:

theangelisgay:

theangelisgay:

theangelisgay:

Reminder that jkr basically funds a large portion of the terf movement in the UK and promoting harry potter and actively giving her money is helping fund that movement and is actively encouraging her and her followers because they see this as support

Stop adding in the tags for ways for people to engage in this content without giving her money when i explicitly stated that promoting harry potter also helps support this movement its really shitty to see people turn around and go “okay but you can still engage and promote this content but this way because were only helping it stay relevant and not giving her money”

Since I apparently wasn’t clear enough JKRwill not be deplatformed as long as Harry Potter continues to remain relevant and people are still reblogging this with tags with ways to promote the series it’s really disheartening that a fucking book series is more important than the safety of trans people

JKR claims that the number of Harry Potter fans is proof of how many people support her transphobic views. Literally, any time you post HP content, JKR considers it a statement that you’re “team terf.” Do what you will with this information.

anotherdayforchaosfay:

Fellow epileptics, I have some fantastic news for you. There’s an add-on that makes the internet safer for us. It’s called Epilepsy Blocker. The creator had me test it out, give feedback, he made adjustments, and it works great. It may even help those with migraine disorders that are triggered by the same thing that messes with those of use with photosensitive epilepsy (mine is a case of being absurdly sensitive).

This is the only add-on I’ve encountered made specifically for those of us with epilepsy. It’s not a well known add-on, but I hope to see that change.

capricorn-0mnikorn:

urbancripple:

The guide is now live. Thank you to everyone who provided feedback and offered improvements on the original draft.

If you like what I do and want to support me, you have a bunch of cool options:

  1. Stop scrolling, click on the link and actually read what I’ve written on my site. This helps improve my Google rankings and grow my audience. Tumblr does nothing but steal my content and traffic.
  2. Reblog this article (after you’ve read it) and help spread the word.
  3. Become a Patron on my Patreon Page
  4. Make a purchase (of any kind) using one of my Amazon Associate links
  5. Follow me on Twitter

Signal boosting.

I will note that this is a guide for manual chairs. Motorized chairs have many different variations and options. (But the “How to measure yourself” tips are still applicable, in my own experience).

Even if you are a motor chair user, I recommend having a manual, too (if you can use them at all), for emergencies (like when your motor chair is out for repairs, or when you’re traveling, and don’t want to risk damaging your primary chair).

autistic-af:

thechangeling:

I don’t know how to phrase this, but I feel like autism acceptance in the public eye is less about actually accepting all autistic people and more about creating this image of autism that’s like funky quirky hand flappy disorder. Like everyone wants an autistic friend who can rattle off cool facts about random subjects or an uwu soft bean who they must protect! And so many people put emphasis on hyper empathy and “so many of us are actually really empathetic uwu”.

But what all of that completely ignores is there are negative sides to autism and we will sometimes do things that piss you off. No one wants to deal with the meltdowns or the complete and utter lack of empathy or the anger and the depression. What about those of us who self injure when we stim and have angry explosive meltdowns? Who are occassionally too blunt and too withdrawn and rude and offputting?

I’m not saying it’s your job to deal with all of that. It is also on us to try to manage and control our own behavior. But it just seems to me like everyone wants nuerodivergent pride until we do something you don’t like. Until we start acting “scary”.

Autism acceptance means you accept all of us. Those of us who are non verbal, semi verbal, have high support needs or “inconvenient” symptoms. Those of us who aren’t palatable.

This.

Autism is a disability for many people for a reason.

And we fluctuate. My traits may be fun today, but if you abandon me tomorrow when I meltdown, you’re not an ally.

accessibleaesthetics:

accessibleaesthetics:

accessibleaesthetics:

Gentle reminder that your work-arounds for these tag issues should not include replacing letters with numbers or other symbols that will made the words illegible to screen reader users.

I’ve seen this mentioned a couple times in the tags, so let me assure you all that adding apostrophes should be completely fine. #’girl’ should not interfere with screen readers.

A few additional notes based on things I’m seeing in reblogs and tags:

  • Yes, adding a period work too. #girl.is very accessible.
  • Using numbers instead of letters does in fact make things difficult for dyslexic people too, this is an added disadvantage.
  • Using numbers instead of letters does in fact make you sound like a Homestuck too, this is an added disadvantage.
  • Using asterisks instead of letters to censor words is a bad idea, it can greatly impede screen reader users.
  • This only applies to tags, you do not need to (and absolutely should not) start censoring your post’s content.  

Guys, I’m sorry. This is a porn blog. I know that. I’m not trying to bore you with my personal life. But I was just talking with a friend who has “never seen 10 seconds of Star Wars” and she referred to R2D2 as “the robot trash can” without a hint of irony. It just blew my fucking mind. I have no one who will be equally outraged except tumblr. Please share your thoughts on this matter.

So I realize the archive has grown pretty big by this point and it’s probably a pain to go back through it, either as a new reader or as someone looking for an old favorite. Would anyone be interested in me reblogging some of my better old captions so that they won’t be buried in the clutter anymore?

Wow! Thank you guys so much for continuing to look at my blog, even with all the big gaps. I especially appreciate everyone who has ever written in or reached out to me :)

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