A little TMI, buuuut

I just bought a trimmer for the first time, and my pussy is LITERALLY perfect for eating rn, just saying.

I’m so much more sensitive when I’m trimmed and just having it exposed to the air has made me sooo wet

Yomeiro Choice - Chapter 3

I always imagine Johnny singing this to me

I hate Tik Tok literally so much

Ok, but why is the gorilla from Sing hot

sadmymelody:

liltooni:

bottle-cap-clover:

your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva:

alpha-wolf-anton:

cmoon-rabbit4-blog:

i-will-help-you-swim:

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

HELL YEAH

YOU KNOW IT

I’M ASEXUAL!!!

flowercrownsylveon:

felesrubrum:

kaijuhearmenow:

pinkmistletoe:

pinkmistletoe:

pinkmistletoe:

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

ok 2 many of u relate

Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes

I was just gonna type this in the tags but I have to say this.

Growing up in North America is surreal. 
Every tiny little blip of physical affection is deemed as sexual interest.
Boys aren’t allowed to hug eachother because “that’s gay.”
Girls can’t hold hands because “are they going out?”
And GOD FORBID a female friend hugs a male friend.

Having lived in the Netherlands, and reading up about shit like this, Canadians and Americans are starving. 

I went to Japan for a school trip in 2012. I went to a highschool there.
There were boys hugging, lounging on those blue gym floor mats, holding hands, trowing their arms around eachother.
I was startled by how shocked I was.

This mentality of “if you’re touching you must have sexual interest in the other person” is so fucking disgusting. Hug your friends. Hold hands with them. Touch their hands when you want to reassure them.

Normalize platonic physical contact before we all die from lack of it

ourfamilysystem:

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone of any nationality and ethnicity.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone with a disability or disorder.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone who has experienced or is experiencing trauma.

Reblog if your page is a safe space.

regressionrevolution:

Regression Revolution’s Ageplay Asks & Tasks:

I’ve become a little obessed with these and decided to do my own. Like, share, enjoy ^. ^

I realise some of these have probably already been done so I’ve tried to make the questions fun. Imagine Mommy or Daddy is asking them and it will make you blush :p

Asks:

A - How did you get into ageplay?

B - It’s your birthday. Blow out your candles, your age will regress to equal the number of candles. How many candles would you want on your cake?

C - What is your favourite crayon colour?

D - Woof Woof!! Look at all those waggy tails. Which doggie is your favourite?

F - Time to put your bib on. What is your favourite food to have when Little?

G - Have you been a good liitle boy or girl today? Tell me how you’ve been good?

H - Aw why the frowny face? How can we make baby happy again?

I - Let’s take the perfect baby photo. What do you think is the most innocent pose?

J - I heard you’re not very mature. Tell me how you’ve acted junvinile recently?

K - Is baby excited? Is ageplay a kink for you or not?

L - What do you love the most about ageplay?

M - Mommy or Daddy? Who do you like to take care of you when you are Little?

N - Have you been playing Naughty or Nice? Confess your naughtiness or tell use how you’ve been nice today.

O - Open wide! Here comes the airplane. Have you tried eating baby food?

P - Do you pee your pants? Maybe you need to be in diapers.

Q - The world can be a big scary place. Do you have a question little one? An adult will answer for you.

R - It’s time for recess. What games/toys are you going to play with today?

S - What is that smell? Did baby make a stinky in their diapee?

T - You’re such a handful now that you are toddling around. Have you waddled around wearing your diapers whilst in public to show of your walking skills or only in private.

U - So you think you’re not a little baby anymore? Well if I check your underwear will I find it dry?

V - Victory is mine! Can you tell us something you’ve accomplished and are proud of?

W - Make a wish! Maybe a fairy will grant it.

X - Xylography (please bare with me). What is your favourite picture book to be read at bedtime?

Y - Yum-yums in your Tum-tums. What’s in baby’s tummy?

Z - zzzzz. What is Little one’s bedtime? Did you go to bed on time last night?

Tasks:

A - Your too little to do that. Next time you have a small chore to do, ask someone to help you. Report back.

B - Back to babyhood.  One hour of babyhood defined by the task giver. Example: You must wear a diaper. Optional: wear baby clothes if you have any. Cuddle um your stuffie. Not allowed to walk. Drink a bottle of milk.

C - Cuddle time. Go find your stuffie (or significant other) and take 10mins out of your schedule just to lay and cuddle today.

D - Double diapers. If you are wearing a diaper, put another one over it or stuff the next one you change into with two inserts.

F - Make a new friend, little kids aren’t shy about making playmates. Pick someone, anyone. Online or offline. Chat with them. It might go nowhere but you might also make yourself a new friend.

G - Good Girl (for boys and girls) doing something for others until you earn yourself a compliment. Completing the task is also the reward! Plus it shows your caregiver that you’ve learned your manners.

H - Complete a humiliating task of the task setters choosing. You can of course negotiate the task difficult down to your comfort level.

I - Innocence. No touching yourself for 2 days.

J - Wear a pair of Mary Jane’s (or similar adult style strapped shoe) for an outing.

K - Kiss and tell. It can be your cat or your stuffie if you aren’t romantically involved with anyone, you still have to tell though!

L - The task giver picks a word. You must lisp that word for the next 6 hrs because you haven’t quite learned all the big words yet.

M - Simulate having a messy diaper using oatmeal or bananas or whatever suits you.

N - Have you ever dealt with a terrible toddler who only says no and then gets upset because they can’t explain what they want? Well now you are one. For three hours you can only answer no to requests people make of you.

O - Reblog this totally original Asks and tasks list :p

P - Pee your underwear, whatever your wearing, as soon as it is safe for you to do so. I hope you are wearing your diaper?

Q - Answer a question of your choosing from the list above.

R - Take your current book and read it out loud to yourself like a child for 15mins. Better yet, snuggle up and read it to your caregiver to show what a good reader you are. They can help you with the difficult words.

S - Sing a nursery rhyme out loud next time you are in the shower.

T - Lay down somewhere comfy, take your socks off and count your toes. Extra points if you play ‘This little piggy…’

U - Store away or throw away all of your adult underwear. You wear pull-ups and/or diapers now.

V - Lower your defenses and let yourself be vulnerable to someone you trust. Talk about a difficult issue with them or something you need to get off your chest.

W - write a short diary entry about what you did today with your non-dominant hand. You might also want to make it pretty with some pictures or stickers? You still have to use your non-dominant hand for this.

X - Corner time for 'x’ amount of minutes.

Y - Go find something yellow, tell us what you found?

Z - Organise a trip to the zoo for yourself (or a similar putting), tell us what animals you saw or what activities you did.

HORNETS ARE SO HUGE AND TERRIFYING NHHHH

qtboi-omo:

feministism:

dear BOYS & MEN

you are handsome, valid, and amazing regardless of your body type. society’s crazy expectations do not dictate your worth. you don’t have to have styled hair to be good looking. you don’t have to have a six pack or muscular arms to look good. you don’t have to be 6’1 to be dateable. you don’t have to have a sharp jawline to be attractive. cellulite, fat, hair, whatever: you’re alright. you are incredible as you are. I hope you feel like it someday soon, if not now

Louder for the anons in the back