#not safe for esmes

Fic idea!

An AU where Shen Yuan keeps commenting that the sex scenes aren’t physically possible until Shang Qinghua snaps and is like “prove it!” And they end up meeting in person and arguing all the way to a hotel where they have angry sex just for the purpose of “making the sex scenes actually fucking believable you hack!” And “jokes on you it IS possible you’re just unimaginative!”

This becomes a regular thing for a good chunk of time where once a month they meet up, have a meal and an argument, and then go to one of their apartments for “research” (usually Shen Yuan’s)

Now either this isn’t a transmigration fic and they eventually get boyfriends who are really fucking thrown when they find out

OR

Post transmigration, like years in the future, the two of them manage to get drunk around their husbands and start bringing up their shared past

Either way Luo Binghe ends up crying because Shen Yuan has done way more with Airplane then he has with him and Mobei Jun doesn’t cry but he looks like he wants to murder Shen Yuan

But the really great thing is when either Luo Binghe or Mobei Jun in either fic idea comment on how Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua used to date Cumplane is mutually disgusted

They weren’t dating!

They weren’t even friends with benefits!

It was strictly professional!

No one believes them