#nude muscle

Training a good husband takes time and energy. They are headstrong and proud and don’t always know what’s best for them. Thankfully, you do and once they are willing to accept you know best, the rewards are limitless.

Your good husband likes to play a game. He finds the straightest dude he can find, the absolute bro-est, chad-est, frat-est guy he can find on the campus where he works and seduces them. He does everything he can to make them question their sexuality, make them hard for him, only desire him, want to worship him. Once he gets them past the breaking point, he invites them into his office, where he makes them his. During this time is when you sneak in and your good husband presents you your new pet.

Your new good young husband’s new year resolution was to try switching it up in bed. He’s only ever been a top and wanted to give the other side a go. You told him he needed to be prepped first, and you wanted to do it for him. One guess as to why.

When you’re from Oklahoma and your new good husbands are from the west coast and you bring up that you use to ride rodeo. This is your new rodeo.

Here’s a tribute to the many nude-in-the-bathroom selfies of the amazing Tomas Kaspar. He’s so incredibly hot, huge, and his wolf-man vibe just gets to me. Grrr.

Don @ Sean Cody