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Demigod MC Series: Nyx

Nyx is a primordial goddess and the Greek personification of Night - the mother of Hypnos, Thanatos, Nemesis, and many more. She’s a mysterious figure in their mythos as there’s little surviving info about her cult. What is known, however, is that she was portrayed as beautiful, powerful, and feared by Zeus himself.

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon, Ares, Hestia, Nyx


Lucifer 

  • What happens when you take a being born from the darkness and place them in a realm of eternal night…?
  • The answer came when the MC first stepped out of the portal. Everyone in the room was wholly expecting a normal-looking, confused human they could get up to speed, however…
  • The MC’s skin suddenly darkened until it was as black as a shadow, their clothes levitated around them as if they were defying gravity, and glimmering speckles dotted their skin like twinkling stars.
  • Even their eyes turned a pure, glowing white without irises or pupils… Like two crowning stars locked into a body made from the shimmering night sky…
  • They weren’t human. At the time, Lucifer wasn’t even sure he could say what they were… Breathtaking, certainly, but there was something else about them that he couldn’t place… something… foreboding…
  • Diavolo must have had the same unease because Barbatos was put in charge of monitoring them. The butler would send reports to them both and the results would range from benign to nerve-racking…
  • They kept their distance from his brothers and most people, but their power seemed immense… Barbs would report seeing them making small items float or summoning a meteor shower from their fingertips!
  • Lucifer ended up actually tasting their powers only once. When they stepped in to protect Beel and Luke and he went to attack them…
  • The whole House began to shake and the candles of the tomb started going out one by one as the air grew intolerably heavy… He could have sworn he saw a vortex of… something… swirling at their feet…
  • He backed off immediately and Beel and Luke got off with a warning, mostly because he was trying not to look utterly petrified…
  • He’s never met a more beautiful and dangerous creature in his life… Pact mark or no, this is probably the only person the firstborn will admit he never wants to have to fight because he’d lose, big time.


Mammon

  • He was expecting to find a human when he walked into the Student Council room, not an alien!!
  • Mammon was seriously scared of the MC when they first met because he legitimately believed they were an extraterrestrial sent to probe him!!… Or whatever else those scary movies say aliens do, lay eggs in his stomach?
  • He straight up avoided them like the plague until the Goldie incident more or less bound them together. But even then there was a distance between them he just couldn’t place…
  • Naturally, it bothers a demon a bit if their master doesn’t seem to like them, so he eventually cornered them one day to force them to tell him why they’d been running off!
  • As it turned out, the MC actually knew as little about their new form everybody else! They had been perfectly normal in the human world, but for some reason the Devildom supercharged them! They could tell that they were powerful, but had no idea how to control themselves yet and it scared them…
  • So Mammon became their first unofficial “coach.” Not that he knew how to train them or anything, but he was the first person supportive enough to even try to help them learn their new powers.
  • It led to some… interesting misadventures. Like when the MC unexpectedly burst every water pipe in the House or when they got a little too frustrated and ripped the kitchen apart with an accidental twister, but hey, Mammon was always there for them at least.
  • Of course, because he’s who he is, he’s not above asking the MC to help him with his schemes for “training purposes…” Infiltration is more fun if you’re weightless, after all!
  • Speaking of weightless… His favorite way to float is when the MC gets excited and hugs him. They can’t help but levitate them both off the ground when they’re that happy and it makes the whole hug that much sweeter.


Leviathan 

  • It's… it’s like he’s in his very own Magical Girl anime!!! Uh, “I’m a Demon and this is My New Life with a Magic Starchild!!”-or something like that. ‍♀️
  • He didn’t even think their transformation was real when he first saw it! He really thought it was an elaborate body art cosplay but then their “freckles” rearranged themselves when he frightened them, so it had to be real!!
  • He’ll declare that they’re probably (literally) the coolest thing on the planet. They have the looks of an epic fantasy character plus insane powers to boot! 
  • …though uh… they may need a training arc or two to learn how to control them…
  • Since their powers are apparently tied to their emotions, Levi’s seen them do a whole bunch of stuff that’s not entirely on purpose… Like, they can make things float when they’re happy and push everything down when they’re sad. 
  • So once he showed them one of those “tragic ending” animes for fun, but they cried so hard that they increased gravity and accidentally sent his bathtub crashing into the basement…
  • The worst of it is when they’re mad, though. He made the mistake of making them play a rage game once and they ended up shattering all the glass in his room! His aquarium wall and Henry’s fishtank included!!
  • They were able to make a zero G sphere of water in order to save Henry’s life, but the cleanup was brutal… They were super sorry, but Levi took most of the blame himself anyway.
  • Honestly, he’d have been more mad but their body is clearly not something they can control just yet. Plus, it’s so cool that he can put up with a little destruction anyway, you know?


Satan

  • Well, isn’t that an interesting phenomenon?
  • Meeting a demigod is exciting enough, but one who reacted to the Devildom like that? It was pretty much unheard of!
  • Though he’d hate to admit it, Satan stalked the MC just as closely as Barbatos for a little while… But only because he was a little unsure of how to approach them…
  • They kept to themselves and their powers seemed “a little” unpredictable (see Levi’s orphaned bathtub). Thankfully, Mammon ended up recommending the MC to him since Satan’s one of the smartest guys around.
  • Satan made a better coach than Mammon, anyway. He was far more knowledgeable and actually able to hypothesize the strength their powers, which came in handy because uh… well…
  • Look. The whole realm ‘ooohs’and'ahhhs’ over their appearance but they’re all fools - no morons - for not noticing what potential the MC actually has. Satan was positive that the MC is the most powerful being in the Devildom, without question.
  • They had a complete control over gravity, atmospheric pressure, and even astronomical bodies… If they wanted to, they could literally pluck a planet out of orbit and send it careening into who knows what!
  • Want more terrifying? They could create near-matterless vacuums at the palms of their hands with the potential to suffocate, crush, or rip apart basically anything they wanted with implosive force….
  • Does he even need to spell out why that’s utterly horrifying??
  • At least the MC seemed to be a genuinely nice person who wanted to control their powers better… Their emotions often got in the way but they tried their best.
  • He likes the MC a lot, but he’d be lying if he said that they didn’t also terrify him… They may have been pretty normal in the human world, but give them endless night and they may as well be a god…


Asmodeus 

  • Oh… My… Father!!! They’re GORGEOUS!!!!
  • From the moment their transformation completed, Asmo had never seen anything like them! He said that they were like a living droplet of the night sky!
  • They were magnificent!! They were radiant!!! He was posting pictures of them before they had even said their first sentence!!
  • So Asmo was pretty much patient zero for any and all rumors and hype about the MC after that… Apparently someone like them only visits the Devildom every one, maybe two, centuries so everybody was bound to get talking.
  • Thankfully, the MC’s habit of ducking out of the House kept them from becoming a full on sideshow. Unfortunately, however, Asmodeus was relentless!
  • He’d beg them to try modeling or make videos with him because of their unique look! He’d lay on the praises, but it was a little… much. It wasn’t until Mammon finally stepped that he backed off a bit.
  • Asmo sometimes forgets that not everyone puts as much emphasis on looks as he does… Though he meant well, he hadn’t realized that the MC maybe wouldn’t appreciate him making such a big deal out of their appearance change. Pretty as it was, it was still involuntary to them…
  • Of course, after they told him this he cooled off and stopped putting them out there so publicly but even still he could hardly keep his eyes off of them… unless he was looking in a mirror, of course.
  • A fun fact about the MC: when they blush, their skin makes a pink nebula. And thanks to his antics, Asmo has seen their lively pink cheeks many, many times…


Beelzebub 

  • Belphie would like them, wouldn’t he…?
  • Beel’s first reaction upon seeing the MC was genuine sadness, as seeing the stars with his twin brother still gone often brought him… 
  • The sadness didn’t last too long at least because Beel tried his best to see the MC more like a person than a work of art or an oddity. Sure, they looked different - like really different - but they still laughed, cried, and ate like everybody else so they couldn’t be thatdifferent.
  • Though then again, most people don’t end up floating in midair when they laugh… Eh, oh well. It’s not like those little details bother him. ‍♀️
  • He always remained certain that Belphie would like the MC so he told them a lot about him. Since his twin loved stargazing, it’d only be natural that he’d like someone who looked like the stars, right?
  • Aside from the occasional tangent about his brother, Beel would also help the MC with their training by letting themhelphim with his training!
  • Controlling gravity can be pretty nifty for strength/resistance exercises, so there would be days where Beel would just pull a Dragon Ball and walk around at 1.5 or 2 times Earth’s gravity thanks to having the MC on his back!
  • Sure, lifting a glass of milk becane so difficult that he literally broke a sweat from trying, but he felt like he can juggle motorcycles afterwards so who’s complaining? Not him!


Belphegor 

  • ……
  • ………….
  • Was it some kind of joke?
  • The MC was not human. There was no way in heaven or hell that whatever he lured to the attic was supposed to be a human!!
  • Really, everything about the MC and their situation seemed directly designed to throw a monkey wrench into his plans…
  • One: They weren’t human so how was he supposed to ruin Diavolo’s dream? Two: They were clearly some kind of magical being so they could likely defend themselves…
  • But third ans most embarrassing of all… he honestly, genuinely, has never seen a more amazing person in his life. Blame it on his soft spot for the stars, but the moment the MC step up to his prison bars, he was smitten…
  • And. He. HATED IT!
  • Look, as much as he loved the night sky, he wasn’t about to let some random non-human derail his anger! He was stronger than that!
  • He managed to hold onto his bitterness just long enough to make a halfhearted attempt on their life after they got the door open, but uh…
  • His brothers found Belphie when he fell through a newly-made hole in the ceiling… Said hole was made when his body slammed to the ground hard enough to crash through the attic floor…
  • If the damage they caused wasn’t enough to change his mind (which it was), then their distress when they thought they might have hurt him certainly did. Even their tears looked like stardust…
  • After far too long, Belphie got over his denial and began to properly love MC. If he liked stargazing before, he adored it now because he never even has to get out of bed! He can just roll over and follow the “stars” on the MC’s body!
  • Unfortunately, that same love means it also takes a lot to ditch him if they get sick of being his personal night’s sky… The brothers have found him floated up and sleeping on the ceiling on numerous occasions so the mortal can get some fresh air (clever MC)…

Demigod MC Series: Hestia

This is another eternally virgin goddess, so we’re doing another pseudo-demigod by adoption (like we did with Athena).

Demigod MC: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon, Ares, Hestia

Hestia is the goddess of the Hearth, Home, Architecture, Domesticity, Family, and the State. She’s high up there (firstborn of Rhea and Cronus), but several factors have led to her falling into the background when compared to the other (flashier) Olympians. She swore to never marry, rejecting proposals from both Poseidon and Apollo, and is something of an antithesis to Aphrodite.

Lucifer

  • Honestly? He thought they were exactly what they were after. A weak human with no experience in the magical world what-so-ever.
  • Well… He was half-right.
  • On the surface, this is a pretty weak human. They don’t have super flashy powers or a divine birth from the gods… but they do have a very protective adoptive mother.
  • The brothers had just settled in for their first dinner with the new human when the goddess herself strolled into their dining room, asked who was in charge, then dragged Lucifer away by the ear!
  • She’s not even his mother, yet he felt the intense urge to apologize and put himself in his ownroom… Oh, the humiliation… at least she did the same to Diavolo…
  • The Prince was only able to calm her down by promising absolutely NO harm would come to her child… on their heads…
  • By the time the goddess finally let him go, Lucifer was about ready to shackle the MC to his wrist so nothing could touch them but he settled on keeping them with him like an assistant of sorts. They were in charge of helping him with the paperwork so he could keep an eye on them. 
  • What he didn’t expect was for them to be so… good at it? They could keep his offices clean, they managed his daily schedule, fixed up the House, and still have time to bring him tea and sweets every night!
  • They could even reign in his brothers somehow… They weren’t strong or intimidating, but one or two mildly unhappy words out of them and everybody would be on their best behavior.
  • Was everyone positive they’re only human…?
  • As much as he hated to admit, he may have a slight deep case of falling for the housekeeper… He would make a move, but well…
  • He has Beel to contend with first.

Mammon

  • Okay so, watching Lucifer get dragged out by the ear just like Raphael used to do to him was hilarious!!! The whole room got a good laugh!
  • Until Hestia glared at them and suddenly they all felt like they’d disappointed someone important….
  • And all that fuss over some dumb human??
  • So what if they made amazing food?
  • So what if they could clean the entire mansion in a day?
  • So what if they were the walking equivalent to a warm cup of cocoa on a winter’s day??
  • So what if they were just the kindest, sweetest thing in this godforsaken hellscape and he would throw himself in front of a bus to keep them safe-
  • -Wait,when did that happen?!?
  • Seriously, Mammon’s attachment to the MC came out of NOWHERE to him. One day, he was threatening to eat their soul and the next he’s freaking out when they stub their toe!
  • He swears they have to have some kind of magic about them! A charm, or a spell, or… their lovable smile and warm, loving hugs…!
  • Damnit!! They’re too cute!! He needs them to go away but also never leave, thanks.
  • In all seriousness, though their kind nature puts Mammon’s tsundere self at a bit of a disadvantage, his protective instincts shoot through the roof whenever they’re involved.
  • Naturally, that means his day is spent running them away from hungry lesser demons or shielding them from Beel and Lucifer’s tug-of-war matches… He’s a busy guy these days.

Leviathan 

  • They’re so… so… MOE!!!
  • That was his immediate thought when Mammon brought them home. He was expecting a defenseless human, but not one that could have stepped out of one of his slice-of-life manga!
  • To be honest, his instant thought was try and find a place to sit them on his shelves with the rest of the adorable characters he loves…
  • And that was before they even opened their mouth! Five words into their introduction and he was ready to get their face on a t-shirt!!
  • Honestly, combine their natural cuteness with their household skills and they made for perfect waifu/husbando material… 
  • Not helped by the fact they found one of his maid/butler outfits while doing the laundry one day. Not only did they ask if they could wear it, they actually non-ironically likedit and started wearing it around the House!!
  • Oh he got cornered by Beel, Lucifer, andMammon separately that day because they thought he was using them for fetish fuel… But it was their idea, he swears!!
  • I mean… He didn’t discourage them or anything either but still…
  • If Beel hadn’t claimed them on Day One, Levi might have eventually thrown his hat in the ring too… Oh well… he can pine from a distance… What else is new?

Satan

  • He has a video of Hestia dragging Lucifer out of the dining room on his phone and it’s one of his most treasured possessions now.
  • He is perhaps the only person in the House who was not at all impressed with their little human.
  • So they could cook? So could he. So they can clean? That’s not impressive. They could manage a household? Big deal, he’s more or less been in charge of the same thing for centuries!
  • As far as he saw it, there was nothing the MC could do that he couldn’t do as proficiently or even better. There was nothing remarkable about this human at all!
  • … except for one thing.
  • That maid/butler outfit of Levi’s? The one they like to wear around?
  • It has cat accessories…
  • Either they don’t notice or they don’t mind it but they essentially walk around the House cleaning things with little kitty ears attached to their head and a bell on their collar…
  • Dammit… Why did Levi evenbuythat?!?
  • Satan ended up getting in trouble for enchanting their outfit to give them REAL ears and a tail “accidentally…” Lucifer strung him up by his toes, Beel gave him a black-eye, and Mammon still calls him a “perverted cat freak” but it was worth it, he says, worth it!!

Asmodeus 

  • Oh Beel…
  • Asmo saw Beel’s feelings for the MC coming from a mile away. He didn’t even need to confirm it with a sniff check, he had them scented by the end of their first night!
  • Lucifer, on the other hand, nowthat was a surprise…
  • Ask him a century ago if Lucifer would ever consider a human lover, godly mother or no, and he’d have laughed! Yet here he is, giving gifts and sneaking whiffs of their adorable new housemate!
  • Of course, that’s causing some commotion because they’re pitted against each other, but Asmo finds it kind of cute honestly. 
  • Beel and Lucifer aren’t fighting, not for real.The whole house knows Lucifer would win in a real brawl, but neither of them actually want to hurt the other… They’re far too close for that.
  • So Beel tosses Lucifer around with kid gloves and Lucifer holds back considerably against Beel. It’s pretty much just two brothers who love each other squabbling over the same toy…
  • Honestly, Lucifer might have bowed out by now and just let Beel have them but now his pride’s on the line… thus an endless tussle between family and the sweet MC is in the middle, clueless to it all!
  • Tragic, is it not? But it certainly makes things more entertaining around here! (Good thing too since Beel beat him to the punch… If it’s a fight against those two, he’ll have to keep any of his ownaffairs with the MC under the radar… )

Beelzebub 

  • He has claimed this one. Full stop.
  • For a bit of perspective: when Barbatos needs cooking tips, he calls Hestia. Hestia, the Divine Master of All Things Cooking. Hestia, the goddess who raised this MC… 
  • Needless to say if they have any magic at all, it’s in the kitchen.
  • If food is the way to Beel’s heart, this MC has claimed his heart, soul, and probably all of his vital organs. Their food is astounding!! Always perfect every time and so good it brings him to tears!
  • It started the night of that first dinner, prepared by MC. He was too busy scarfing down the table to even notice a goddessshowed up and then he proposed to the MC with their own pig roast by meal’s end!
  • They said no to marriage, but an instant pact agreement suited him just fine.
  • Beel didn’t waste a single moment before he started treating them like a potential mate, territorial aggression and all, but there was a bit of a catch… He kept the MC totally oblivious to it.
  • Surprisingly, Beel’s can turn the “They’re MINE” part of his brain on and off pretty well. He’s nothing but sweet and cuddly to the MC when they’re around and even with his brothers!… as long as they don’t try anything.
  • The moment he caught whiff that Lucifer might be pursuing them too, it was on. Suddenly the two brothers who almost never fight were in competition against each other! But of course, both have an unspoken rule to never do so in front of MC.
  • And now poor MC believes it’s common for demons to “play wrestle” like puppies and hugs are traditionally supposed to be so hard they could snap spines… 
  • And it doesn’t look like they’ll be backing down any time soon… Oh dear…

Belphegor 

  • You know what? For once, everything goes exactly to plan for Belphie!
  • No really, this MC has no hidden powers, no magic horses, not even Demon Nip. They are a helpless, trusting little human who just wants to help their big teddy bear get his twin back!
  • So, you know how it goes. The charm, the lies, the treachery and all of that. He even gets to kill them!! Oh, happy days!!
  • Come to think of it, they did smell an awful lot like Beel… But who cares, as long as Lucifer suffers right?? And this whole “living together in harmony” crap fails,right?!
  • Wrong. 
  • Beel went ballistic. Lucifer did too, but Beel was what really hurt…
  • Belphie can safely say that in all of his life, Beel has never physically attacked him. Not once, or at least, not with intent to kill… 
  • But when the sixthborn’s fist went crashing through the wall right by his ear that day, he knew his brother’s first instinct was to aim for his head… and his second was to miss, as he still loved him, but only by just a little.
  • What the hell did he just do??
  • Thank their father for Barbatos and all the funky time stuff he can do because bringing the MC “back” snapped his angry brothers right out of it. 
  • Things should have been smoothed over at that point but as everyone was finally settling down for tea,Hestiamade another appearance in the House… this time carrying a butcher’s knife!
  • Time fix or no, Diavolo had promised her no harm would come to MC and at least one continuity of them DIED… so punishment was now on Lucifer and the Demon Prince himself!
  • Belphie, in a rare case of guilt and an expression of brotherly love, offered to take their place since it WAS kind of all his fault. His gesture softened the Goddess of Family juuust enough to lighten his sentence from execution to hard labor.
  • And thus, the MC had their own housekeeping assistant for a whole year, complete with bitter reluctance and a matching maid outfit! Cat-theme and all!!
  • He’s sending nightmares to anybody who laughs… guaranteed.

The MC is a Valkyrie

Demigod MC Series: Intro

Greek: Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon, Ares, Hestia, Nyx

Norse:Valkyrie

A bit of a change of pace this time! No worries, I’m not done with the Greeks or anything. I just had this idea and wanted to get it out. 


Valkyries aren’t really demigods, but are a part of Norse myth as the minor divinities that help choose and deliver fallen warriors to Valhalla to join the ranks of the einherjar (the souls who will fight when Ragnarok comes). Valkyries are depicted as women who are fierce warriors in their own right. Despite their place as the gatekeepers of the Chosen, they’ve been said to sometimes take heroes and mortals as lovers or take residence in Midgard posing as daughters of royals/nobility. 


Lucifer 

  • At first, they thought they grabbed an heiress - which would have been bad enough - but then the MC grew wings, drew a spear, and asked who among them wanted a glorious death…
  • How hard is it to find ONE damn human on Earth? Isn’t that realm supposed to be full of them??
  • Diavolo was thankfully able to talk their winged friend down from skewering Asmo and accepting the exchange on behalf of the human wo-… Midgard. 
  • Living with a Valkyrie is different for sure. The MC is a proud woman who takes her role very seriously and she’s seemingly deemed him and his brothers as candidates for einherjar (despite being demons).
  • He’s tried many, many times to explain to her that they’re not interested, but she’s unconvinced. Now the MC watches his brothers like a hawk waiting to cart one of them off to Valhalla! Any mortal wound could be an excuse…
  • He’s had to save Beel and Satan twice from getting dragged to that infernal palace… For whatever reason, she seems to have taken to them the most. Is it old Norse culture to favor the brash and strong? He has no idea…
  • At the very least, she knows better than to try to drag him into her little plans. Though he’s sure he could qualify for the einherjar (obviously, why wouldn’t he?) he has no interest in leaving his life here behind.
  • To think he’d actually have to put surveillance on his own brothers for their safety… But they’re not going to get drafted into some ancient Norse war, not if he can help it.


Mammon 

  • She’s an heiress… An heiress!!
  • Well, her human world identity is an heiress to a well-respected (and rather magical) rich family but that still technically counts! She’s crazy loaded back there! He’s in love!!
  • The only problem is that in the Devildom she doesn’t have a cent.
  • … and the fact that she keeps trying to get him killed. That’s also a problem.
  • In a way, things are not as bad and exactly as bad as that sounds. The MC apparently wants him to go to Valhalla (dope) but she can’t just take him there… He technically has to die in some kind of “vallent battle” first.
  • Her solution? Pick fights with nearly anything that moves and drag him into it!
  • Honestly, it’s pretty annoying… Sometimes he just wants to have a fun night out without getting into a barfight, you know??
  • At least the MC can handle herself… Hell, he was her “babysitter” but she barely even needed him. A lesser demon once made the bad idea of trying to cup her ass and lost a hand for his trouble…
  • Though, what this amounts to is the MC starting something then fighting alongside him like back-to-back badasses while looking for any excuse to scoop him up and fly him to Asgard!
  • Why does he put up with this? Well for starters human world rich is still rich, all he has to do is get himself a portal then he’s living the high life! And secondly, well… what’s the harm?
  • Sure, she technically wants him dead but he’s the secondborn! The list of people who can take him down is so slim that it’s not like he’s in any danger. She even fights with him so things are a piece of cake!
  • Is this a case where he’s 100% more forgiving because she’s rich? Yes. Absolutely. But a golddigger’s gotta eat somehow, right?


Leviathan 

  • Is it weird to be jealous over someone not wanting you to die…?
  • Okay, that’s an oversimplification but Levi can’t help but feel snubbed that the MC doesn’t have any interest in taking him to Asgard. Like, none! And why not??
  • He’s strong! He’s tough! He’s part snake too! Don’t the Nords have a thing about that? Like, there’s a giant snake they’re all worried about?? Maybe he could communicate with it!
  • Logically, Levi knows that he really shouldn’t press her on this… MC is pretty much a Grim Reaper with a Norse coat of paint and Asgard doesn’t really sound like his speed. No anime, no video games, not even cable! It’s just eat, train, and drink all day… Ew.
  • But still… What makes him an odd one out? 
  • At best, she just knows he wouldn’t be happy there. At worst, she’s underestimating his skill… or maybe she’s gauged him just right? He’s always known he was weak!!
  • Oh well… at least she’s not a bore to be around. Far from it. She treats EVERYTHING like a life or death trial - he’s pretty sure that if he challenged her to rock, paper, scissors she’d commend him for his bravery and swear on her sisters that she won’t lose.
  • He once made the mistake of inviting her and Simeon for a game of Devil Party and they both got so into it that they nearly had a duel to the death as a tiebreaker… 
  • Thank Devil that the game had a pre-programmed minigame for that kind of thing… It would have gotten messy otherwise.
  • Well, even if his other brothers go to Asgard, he can just chill out here with Lucifer and Asmo… right…? Actually, no, that sounds horrible! MC, he changes his mind!! Take him too!!!


Satan 

  • How many times does he have to say that he doesn’t want to go to Asgard?!?
  • Well, okay that’s not entirely true. Out of scientific curiosity, seeing the godly realm of the old Nords would be fascinating but he doesn’t want to stay, which the MC seems to have trouble understanding…
  • He’s not even sure why she’s singled him out for einherjar status… Any one of his brothers are powerful beings in their own right and he’s not particularly, uh, “even-tempered” himself…
  • His best guess is she saw him wipe out a handful of lesser demons at some point and declared him Ragnarok material. He always ends up throwing around at least three of those idiots a week so checks out… 
  • If he’s being honest, her very existence raises so many questions… Does this mean that Ragnarok is real? Will the human world be swallowed up by the sea? Will the gods of Asgard fight and die as a new world is established? When??
  • Unfortunately, the MC won’t tell him when it all will come to pass (he suspects even she doesn’t know) just that Loki will trigger it… Someone keep tabs on that guy.
  • Until then, he just has to put up with her attempts to convince him but his patience is wearing thin… He’s pretty sure he threw a bookshelf at her once but she caught it anyway so yeah…
  • He did challenge her to a proper duel too but… well let’s say she’s a Valkyrie for a reason and leave it at that. (Being saved by Lucifer was so humiliating… He’s done here, move on already!!)


Asmodeus

  • First things first, she’s gorgeous. Beautiful! Divine! (Literally )
  • Now that that’s out of the way… She may also have a screw or two loose.
  • Like, he gets it. She’s a Valkyrie and snapping up strong souls is her thing but come on… Mammon? Really? Why would he get into Valhalla instead of him, huh??
  • Why can’t he get to go to the beautiful afterlife of the old Norse with all their strapping warriors, lovely maidens, and endless partying?? It’s not fair!!
  • Ugh… and now she’s got him sounding like LEVI! How frustrating…
  • Well, it may not be that bad. According to MC, he’d have to do battle training in Valhalla and that wouldn’t really agree with his beauty routine. Like dirt, sweat, blood, and muscles? No thanks! Not for him.
  • He asked MC if he could get some kind of pass, but no dice… Maybe he could still convince her to let him vacation there… Or go for a visit? Just one? Surely that couldn’t be so bad right?? He’s heard that Thor looks NOTHING like people think he does and he’s so curious!!
  • The closest he’s ever gotten was challenging the MC to a fashion contest for a visit, but he dropped that idea quick when she proposed that they somehow include a wrestling match in the dressing room (and he knows she didn’t mean the fun kind…)
  • As much as he’d love to get skin-to-skin with MC, the idea of getting locked in a chokehold was less appealing for some reason.
  • Ah well, he’ll just have to make due admiring her wonderful body clothed for the time being… There’s something to be said about muscular ladies, no?


Beelzebub 

  • So she’s almost convinced him to join the einherjar like twice now…
  • He’s not the best at making decisions when he’s hungry and the MC keeps hyping up the food… Apparently it’s really good up there and MC says that she’s never seen an empty platter… Just thinking about it makes his stomach do backflips.
  • Thankfully for him, Lucifer usually steps in before Beel can sign his soul away and reminds him that he can’t just abandon the family for a meal, even if it is a feast.
  • You’d think he’d be annoyed but Beel isn’t really bothered by her habit of trying to bring everyone to Asgard. At least not on a personal level.
  • Like Lucifer, he doesn’t want to see his family broken up so he’d rather she wouldn't… But she’s a Valkyrie right? It’s what she does. It’s not like she can help it.
  • In a weird way, he also thinks she means well. She just respects them and wants them to have a good afterlife. It would be kind of sweet if they didn’t have to die for it first…
  • If he’s being honest, he’s not that worried about it anyway. His family is pretty tough, not a lot in the Devildom can take them down. As long as they’re careful, everybody should be alright.
  • Maybe he could get MC to make some Valhallan food for them in the Devildom… Or he could get one of those immortality apples?? Though those would extend his life wouldn’t they…? Oh well…


Belphegor 

  • Belphie’s attempt to kill the MC went something like this:
  • Belphie:*switches to his demon form* “I can’t believe you actually trusted me!”
  • MC:*blinks* “Oh. So you want to challenge me then?”
  • Belphie: “What?”
  • MC: “Ah, now I see! You want to fight to prove your valor then die by my hand??”
  • Belphie: “What are yo-??”
  • MC:*summons wings and golden spear* “I like your spunk, demon!! Fight me with all you have and perhaps I’ll take you to Valhalla! May you join us in our fight as a brother!!”
  • Belphie: “What the hell are you talking about!?!”
  • To his credit, he put up a good fight and probably would have gotten into Asgard if Lucifer hadn’t intervened to save his life.
  • It can be said that the MC’s Valkyrie-hood took Belphie completely by surprise. Sure, he thought she was a little weird for a “human” but challenging him to a duel to the death? That came out of nowhere!
  • His uneasiness about her only grew after he found out that she’s been literally trying to get Beel killed! How in the world were his brothers so relaxed about this?? She’s insane!!
  • So say what you will about the MC, but she’s managed to do the impossible. She got Lucifer and Belphie to make up and work together on something! (i.e. making sure she doesn’t send them all to their deaths)
  • Between Lucifer monitoring his brothers and Belphie watching the MC, they’ll keep everybody in the Devildom where they belong. That’s a promise!
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