Even though they’re mostly evil doesn’t mean they don’t want to be loved too.
Tell them how nice their evil laughter is, how great their spells are, how good their potions look and take them for a nice, relaxing stroll through the local cemetery <3
I’m really out here with the taste in men of a repressed victorian gentleman I’m like “when he’s in his shirtsleeves ” “when he’s in his dressing gown and his leg slips out a bit and you see his sock garters ” like sir I think you’re unwell
When his shirt isn’t buttoned up all the way and you can see his clavicle
sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive
if the sunshiney character doesn’t have to cover their mouth up trying not to laugh at every sharp comment, completely altering how everyone else thinks abt the sunshiney character, then what’s the point
That Ben Affleck was Adele all this time has left me amazed. Truly his greatest role.
I think Neil Gaiman is one of the only celebrities that truly understands what Tumblr users want.
amused-snorted at the post first, wondered what the hell previous commenter meant, backtracked to check op username and took it like missing a step down the stairs
