#omegaverse headcannon

universe-c:

 Omegaverse is just xeno for cowards so in this essay i will propose some fun updates to the genre inspired by actual reproductive strategies found in nature. ; )

The Snake Model (Snodel):
- Omegas are female. They have a single opening for the digestive and reproductive tracts called a cloaca.
- Alphas have hemipenes aka two dicks. In nature this evolved to get sperm into both the pink and the stink (not that scientists will admit it).
Pros: two (2) dicks
Cons: realization that it’s been cloaca porn the whole time

The Seahorse Model:
- Alphas are actually female. Their big throbbing knotty cocks can stay exactly the same but they’re actually ovipositors.
- Omegas have a brood pouch. The eggs deposited can even be microscopic/semen-like if you’re squeamish.
Pros: no substantive changes to popular “biology” needed; includes the phrase “brood pouch”
Cons: forces confrontation with inherent misogyny of the genre

The Bluegill Sunfish Model:
- Aggressive, hyper-masculine Alpha males pair off with female-mimicking omega males.
- Alpha-omega pairs stake out a territory, build an inviting nest and put on sexy displays together to impress the local females.
- Females who approve of a male pair deposit eggs in their nest then go back to their wives and careers.
- The males fertilize and care for any eggs left in their nest.
Pros: fascinating, sexy, domestic and original; female characters exist and are all lesbians
Cons: none

go wild.