#one piece incorrect quotes
A cook: Auuuuu Jus
Sanji: More like “au water”
Carrot: We’ve got a naked turnover over here
Nami: Mood. I’m a naked turnover
Sanji, trying to dip chicken in sauce: Where are the tongs?
Some other cook: I don’t know
Sanji: What? What have you been doing all day then? You’re just dunking it in like fucking Achilles?
The codpiece stays ON during sex
- Franky
Franky: Cover your whole body in codpieces
Usopp: Codpiece man
Who’s losing less?
- Usopp to Sanji & Zoro
I simply parried his flesh away
- X Drake
It’s a sword hickey
- Zoro
Sorry Usopp, sorry about your wenis
- Zoro after hitting Usopp in the elbow
I’m all for beheading some motherfuckers but don’t burn the books
- Robin
A sour gentleman
- Chopper, seeing a lemon
Drake and Hawkins: *about to spar*
Drake: Your sword is so thick. This is a new blade, Hawkins
Hawkins, holding up his own sword: So it this
Drake: I don’t want to smash it on the first day!
Zoro and Sanji:*sparring*
*something strange happens*
Zoro, heard across the whole deck: That was weeeeeird
Nami: Let’s all critique Zoro
Sanji: Fuck you, Zoro!
It was like god. That manatee was god
- Usopp
Mihawk: If you have insomnia, just do cutting drills until you collapse
Zoro: The way I fixed it was I drank until I fell asleep
Mihawk:No
Usopp: Why does this milk expire in two months? What’s in it??
Franky: Not milk!
If they don’t want to be made fun of, they can simply not do something weird
- Zoro
Chopper: *checks on how much flour is left*
Chopper: Oh no… come see
Sanji: Am I going to scream? Really loud?
Chopper:Yeah
Sanji:*looks*
Sanji:Fuuuuuuuuuck!
Chopper: What do I ask for? Snuggles. What do I receive? Struggles.
