Remember, though Galaxia is powerful, we have something that she has not
RELENTLESS GAYNESS
#197 #i love you two so much #you’re literally about to die and you are incapable of not flirting #probably your last words are going to be about your sex life #haruka #michiru #Sailor Uranus #sailor neptune
Imagine if Usagi still did the intro where she introduces herself, her friends, and the basic plot of the show like she did in Classic.
“Hi! I’m Usagi Tsukino! My sign is Cancer and my blood type is O. I may not look like it, but I’m actually a superhero! One day this strange cat named Luna gave me a special brooch to transform and told me I had to fight bad guys. I’m the pretty guardian who fights for love and justice, Sailor Moon! I’m also the reincarnation of Princess Serenity of the ancient moon kingdom Silver Millennium and the future queen of Crystal Tokyo. So cool! I’m friends with the kindhearted girl genius, Ami Mizuno, who’s Sailor Mercury, and Rei the hotheaded psychic who’s Sailor Mars. There’s also Jupiter who makes the best food, and Venus who makes the best puns. And then we met Chibiusa, or Sailor ChibiMoon– what?! She’s my daughter from the future?! I also have help from Sailor Pluto, the guardian of Time itself, and Sailor Saturn, the child who destroyed a planet. Scary! And don’t forget Uranus the racecar enthusiast and Neptune the passive-aggressive lesbian. But what’s this?! Three more Sailor Soldiers have appeared in the form of a pretentious pop band: Star Maker, Star Healer and Star Fighter. Finally we met Sailor ChibiChibi. What is she? Why is she here?! No one knows! Even though there’s a lot of us now, these battles are going to be pretty tough. But oh well, I guess I just gotta do my best! Hahaha!”
