So, don’t mind me if my idea is shitty, but this has been floating around in my head for quite a while! I tried to do something new with my painting but… uh, let’s just say that you shouldn’t use this piece to generalize what my art would look like in general…
Anyway, in [WORKING TITLE], monsters tend to get their names from their first victims.
In our protagonist’s case, their victim happened to be a child, and that child called him… the Peepee Poopoo Man.
King: Oh my my! How cuuurious! How amuuusing! Queen: [aside] Ugh not this shit again! Queen’s Attendant: [aside to Queen] I told you he was going to do this! Gawd! Guy/Girl in Red: Oh…um…this is what you guys do at these things?
Ngl, it’s kinda funny to see a flurry of activity on my tumblr and then when I look why, it’s because the picture of me getting pissed on is making the rounds again. It doesn’t bother me, mind. It just amuses me.
I’m glad the caption on that isn’t super oriented to consensual misogyny, since I’m really not into that much anymore. It’s my most popular post/picture, and I’d have a couple sads if it was oriented to a kink I now mostly find grating/annoying. For me, personally, at least. Everyone who is into it, you do you!
Gisborne Airport- An active Railway track on an active Runway!
Gisborne Airport is a regional airport situated on the outskirts of Gisborne, New Zeland and it is one of the few airports in the world that has a railway line on the active runway
Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.
“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”
“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”
“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”
“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”
“Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?” *indistinct vocals* “Dave, I’ve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.”
“I can’t get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?”
*passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence*
“I think you missed a bookend rune right here-”
“GODS DAMN IT! IT’S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!” *angrily scribbles on parchment*
(It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works)
I don’t play wizards anymore because they’re too much like my day job.
Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake.
You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is!
Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It’s just explaining to Firewing what you’re trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you’ve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT!
craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”
ok.
I’m all for using graywater to water plants. (Green) thumbs up for this!
I know that you’re probably dealing with a lot of emotions right now… I just wanted to remind/reassure you that Michiru did paint Haruka like one of her french girls…
I hope that this provides you a small comfort in this difficult time
* I made that gif especially special for you < 3
This is a vital reminder that I think everyone can appreciate and incorporate into their lives to improve upon their individual experience.
“Answering simple questions is in violation of THE MISSION.”
#supers movie #is this some kind of in-joke that uranus and neptune have #like ‘if anyone asks a direct question just dont answer it’ #sailor neptune #sailor uranus #THEY NEVER TELL HOW THEY GOT THERE OR WHY
Remember, though Galaxia is powerful, we have something that she has not
RELENTLESS GAYNESS
#197 #i love you two so much #you’re literally about to die and you are incapable of not flirting #probably your last words are going to be about your sex life #haruka #michiru #Sailor Uranus #sailor neptune
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