#open science
PubMed: Look here is a trending article in Science.
Me: Nice! I wanna read it.
PubMed: Ok. There is no abstract though… but here is the full text link to the Science website.
Science: Here is the abstract. Do you want to buy the whole article?
Me: No? That’s the whole reason I went on PubMed. Let’s check the other options.
GoogleSchoolar: Yep. We can lead you back to the Science webpage.
Science: Do you want to buy it?
Me: Nope. Still not keen on spending money for knowledge.
Web of Science: Never heard of that article, but here is one from 2013 to dry your tears with.
university’s online library: Uhm, sorry. We can’t find it but here is a list with articles that contained one of the words you entered (334).
Me: Ok. Time for the back-up plan.
sci hub: Never heard of it.
Me: *resigningly thinking I will just die dumb or broke*
