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Deadpool: you know that according to Schrodinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive.

Everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

Spiderman: *leans in closer and whispers* Schrodinger would have hated that interpretation of his work, and I’m here for it.

Deadpool: *whispers back* he might be rolling over in his grave. Or not.