#ougai mori
Mori Ougai
Akutagawa: I don’t think I can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this.
Mori: Manslugher it is.
Chuuya: Don’t freak out, but we’re in the ER and need a ride.
Mori: Why are you in the ER this time?
Chuuya: Okay, so, I told Dazai that I could fireman pole slide down the plumbing pipes and he couldn’t.
Dazai, shouting in the background: You made me break my fucking arm and both ankles!
Chuuya: He fell halfway and landed in a dumpster.
Mori: Chuuya-kun, do the two of you practice this behavior or is it innate?
