#overprotective dad

Gaara: I’m so glad Shinki has made such a close friend

Kankuro: Er…hate to break it to you Gaara, but I don’t think ‘friend’ is the correct term here

Gaara, shocked: Are they enemies?!

Kankuro: Uh well…no

Gaara: Oh, that’s good. It doesn’t look like they’re fighting.

Kankuro:Well they’re not fighting but they’re definitely doing something else that starts with an ‘f’

Gaara: …

Gaara: ……

Gaara: ………Fasting?

Kankuro: *FACEPALMS IN F MINOR*

B~o~n~u~s:

Temari: Doing something that starts with an ‘f’? Kankuro how could you make dirty jokes about your own nephew?!

Kankuro: I MEANT ‘FLIRTING’ TEMARI, YOU’RE THE ONE WHOSE MIND’S IN THE GUTTER