#uncle kankuro

simpingforgaara:

Kankuro when Shinki behaves well:

Kankuro when Shinki’s being a brat:

WHEEZING.

Gaara: I’m so glad Shinki has made such a close friend

Kankuro: Er…hate to break it to you Gaara, but I don’t think ‘friend’ is the correct term here

Gaara, shocked: Are they enemies?!

Kankuro: Uh well…no

Gaara: Oh, that’s good. It doesn’t look like they’re fighting.

Kankuro:Well they’re not fighting but they’re definitely doing something else that starts with an ‘f’

Gaara: …

Gaara: ……

Gaara: ………Fasting?

Kankuro: *FACEPALMS IN F MINOR*

B~o~n~u~s:

Temari: Doing something that starts with an ‘f’? Kankuro how could you make dirty jokes about your own nephew?!

Kankuro: I MEANT ‘FLIRTING’ TEMARI, YOU’RE THE ONE WHOSE MIND’S IN THE GUTTER 

Young Shinki: Father, I drew a picture of our family

Gaara, the proud dad who thinks his bb boy hung the moon: Shinki, I’m touched that you included me in your masterpiece.  You have the makings of becoming a great artist should you choose that path.  

Gaara: I will cherish this forever—

Kankuro: Ooh, ooh, the brat drew a picture of us?  Am I in it?  Let me see—

Kankuro:…

Kankuro: This is—

Gaara:*SILENTLY DARING KANKURO TO SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT SHINKI’S ART* 

Kankuro: Ahaha, it’s great, we should…hang it up

Gaara hangs it up where everyone can see and Temari laughs her ass off when she sees it on her next visit. That was when Kankuro knew…his life had been fucked up by a brat…AGAIN.