#pampering
What Weekends Are For
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You see that lady there? No, look at my phone silly! That one! The huge, pregnant lady there with all the stretchmarks and the outie bellybutton? I want to be treated like her. Knocked up, and fattened up with all of the snacks and treats I crave. I want 40 weeks of hedonism, and I want it all from you!
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Outgrowing your clothes when pregnant? That’s expected. Outgrowing the driver’s seat of your car? Much less heard of, but possible. Outgrowing your bathtub?! That was a reality Lana was on the verge of facing. Massively pregnant with 25 babies, her skin was stretched past its maximum, and she kept growing. Unable to walk without assistance, lounging in the warm water was the only thing that took some of the weight of her back, and at this rate, it wouldn’t be an option in the coming weeks…
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Draw me like one of your French girls, will you? One of your big, heavy, hyperpregnant French girls? This mammoth, egg-shaped tummy is only 9 weeks in you know? I’m going to get huge, which means you’re going to need a MUCH bigger canvas…
Hmmm…? You’re staring again… not that I mind. You find this pretty sexy don’t you? The belly? Don’t shake your head, I know you do. You oogle at me all the time… and you’re just as excited by what’s coming. 16 babies… in one belly… I’m going to be giant. There’s going to be a LOT of belly that’s going to need a LOT of pampering. Hope you’re up to the challenge… ;)
She loved hitting the beach. Even when 4 months with dectuplets, and looking full term with one, she loved the beach. Wearing a swimsuit, getting a tan, sticking her feet in the water, it was all so relaxing. She was really starting to eat into the sunscreen budget with all that skin though, and soon, she wouldn’t be able to reach it all… good thing a helpful beachgoer like yourself is going to come strolling along soon….
Hon… could you help me? I dropped the remote… and it’s impossible to bend over like this… please? I know you just sat down but these guys are really heavy… Yeah I know I’m only 13 weeks along but LOOK at me babe! I’m huge! Please? I promise I won’t drop it again. I’ll need your help through this, you know. I’m only going to get bigger… God help me when I hit the third trimester…
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So… 5,000 calories added… 3.5 inches to my midriff. I mean, some of that might be the growth of octuplets… but like that growth happened in 1 day… pretty sure it’s fair to say it’s the food. I’m so fucking full though, ugh. I have a lot of belly that needs a lot of rubbing right about now, and your hands look free…
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This was what it really looked like. This is what hyperpregnancy did to a belly. It’s not like on DeviantArt, where everything is smooth and shiny and blemish free. The reality was much harsher. The skin could only stretch so much so quickly before things started to give. Stretchmarks started to appear, veins started to pop, navels started to flatten out. Her belly was so reflective it almost looked wet, but it wasn’t, that was just her skin. The first trimester had been a rough one, and here she sat, staring in awe at her own growing midriff. She consumed thousands of calories a day to sate her growing hunger. She used to try covering her belly, but at the rate it was growing, it wasn’t worth the busted buttons. She already looked full term, and still was only a third of the way in. Doorways would shrink, clothes would tighten, waistbands would snap, and she would keep growing. This was the reality of hyperpregnancy, and this is what she’d go through in the months to come.
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Oh god babe… this is…. this is too much. I feel like I can barely breathe with this much growing inside me. My legs are forced apart by the girth of this thing… and I still have another four months to go! I’m having trouble so much as standing up with this thing and I’m going to get even BIGGER! If I’m going to get through this I’m going to need your full support. I need food, foots rubs, help getting around, you need to be by my side through this. I’m strong, but I need help. Make sure I’m full of food and well taken care of, and I think we can make it to my due date.
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Sweet touches
Barber & Parlour: Get Groomed With A Side of Avo And Poached Eggs
Imagine this: you’re getting ready for your Saturday night, which means getting groomed- a trip to the barbers and another to the nail parlour for you and your dog. In this process you’ll also probably need to eat something (avo and poached eggs), have a glass of Prosecco, and do a little retail therapy (because we’re into the Christmas month which means shopping is always acceptable.) When you’re pushed for time it would be reaallyyyy convenient if you could do all of this in one place that isn’t a super commercial department store. Alas there’s no doggie manicures, but that aside Barber & Parlour ticks all of the other boxes!
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