#pansexual panther

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “I don’t understand.” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Therefore you’re wrong.”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “Pansexuality doesn’t exist.” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “If you like girls you’re a lesbian, if you like boys you’re straight.”]

(And vice versa, but my friend who got this message was female.)

Biphobia is such a wonderful thing, innit.

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “Coming out takes a second.” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Explaining takes hours.”]

If they’re willing to listen at all.

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “Look too butch: ‘Dyke.'” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Look too femme: 'Straight.'”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “Omnisexual.” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “So you’re a dinosaur?”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “ Pansexual?” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Does that mean you’ll have sex with anything?”]

narcotic-cartoonist

I told my friend and the first thing he actually said was “EWWWW SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU’LL FUCK A HORSE?!” I was shocked and asked him why in the hell he said that, he responded thinking that the pan- in pansexual was using the greek origin meaning, ‘all’. I mean I can see the confusion but thats NOT WHAT IT MEANS, JFC!

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “You’re just a special snowflake!” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “No.”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “I’m pansexual.” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Yes, I obviously enjoy engaging in sexual activities with kitchen tools.”]

Or, for spanish speakers, with bread.

Since memegenerator is being somewhat of a failure right now, I’m posting the blank template for anyone to add text in photoshop and submit! You can also leave suggestions in the askbox as “Top Row: TEXT Bottom Row: MORE TEXT.”

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in yellow, light blue and pink, the colors of the pansexual flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a panther’s head. TOP TEXT READS: “You love all genders? You say that like there’s more than two.” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Oh boy.”]

Haha, oh binarists.