#patton oswalt
I will trust a thousand out-of-touch left-leaning southerners who don’t know every piece of correct terminology before I trust one weird “feminist/LGBTQ+ ally” dude who couches his bigotry in pseudo-progressive language
60-year-old former hippie I met in Arkansas: I don’t really know much about the whole deal, but I get it. I mean, you like ladies, and I like ladies, and some people like dudes. People should just leave fags and dykes alone, it’s common sense.
Me:Hell yeah brother
Closet-reactionary liberal college student I met last year: Of course I love and respect the queer and trans community! However, one can argue that the early gay community’s… casual attitude toward sex was a disastrous political and social mist–
Me: I’m going to throw you into traffic
