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thosch3i:

look there’s a lot of pingxie scenes you could handwave as ~brotherhood~ if you really wanted to but there is literally NO heterosexual explanation for this one

(side note: granny huo technically doesn’t say “wife” but just “a beauty”)

but anyway. wu xie’s first reaction being to look at xiaoge with a semi-panicked expression? xiaoge staring back at wu xie so intently with those slightly widened eyes? and the funniest fucking part, pangzi staring at xiaoge like that? (pangzi’s first reaction when hearing someone talk about wu xie’s love life is to look at xiaoge?)

so either

1) wu xie heard “bring home a beauty” and immediately made the completely correct word association beauty = xiaoge and looked back at him, flustered, while xiaoge is staring right back at him like “im sorry wait is this you announcing to the world that we’re together? does the entire mystic nine know now. was that a proposal*. wu xie. wu xie.” (side note: reminds me of this part of the novel where he heard about how huo xiangu was apparently the most beautiful woman ever and that if you looked in her eyes you’d be willing to do anything for her and wu xie’s first thought was “oh so like xiaoge!”)

or

2) wu xie panicked because he subconsciously didn’t want xiaoge to assume he had any intention of marrying some random girl, so he turned around to look at xiaoge instinctively, and xiaoge is staring back at him, his expression so intent because he’s hurt at the thought of losing wu xie to some “beauty” and trying to hide it

either way. I’m just saying. no heterosexual explanation for this at all guys

*not yet, you gotta wait until he gets the betrothal knife ready and engraves it

Everybody who writes fic from xiaoge’s pov is a hero, but i need more of this kind of internal monolEverybody who writes fic from xiaoge’s pov is a hero, but i need more of this kind of internal monolEverybody who writes fic from xiaoge’s pov is a hero, but i need more of this kind of internal monolEverybody who writes fic from xiaoge’s pov is a hero, but i need more of this kind of internal monol

Everybody who writes fic from xiaoge’s pov is a hero, but i need more of this kind of internal monologue 


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Bonus: poor third wheel Xiao Hua. someone had to be dragged and it sure wasn’t going to be the boyfrBonus: poor third wheel Xiao Hua. someone had to be dragged and it sure wasn’t going to be the boyfrBonus: poor third wheel Xiao Hua. someone had to be dragged and it sure wasn’t going to be the boyfr

Bonus: poor third wheel Xiao Hua. someone had to be dragged and it sure wasn’t going to be the boyfriend.


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desperately hoping Wu Xie saw their signal in the sandstorm and makes it to him before he has to lea

desperately hoping Wu Xie saw their signal in the sandstorm and makes it to him before he has to leave. refusing to leave when the others tell him they have to find shelter. and as soon as the storm lets up for a moment he’s wants to go search for Wu Xie ;-;


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lmao he looks so offended when Wu Xie closes it in his face -  this is a private discussion between lmao he looks so offended when Wu Xie closes it in his face -  this is a private discussion between lmao he looks so offended when Wu Xie closes it in his face -  this is a private discussion between lmao he looks so offended when Wu Xie closes it in his face -  this is a private discussion between lmao he looks so offended when Wu Xie closes it in his face -  this is a private discussion between

lmao he looks so offended when Wu Xie closes it in his face -  this is a private discussion between bfs, Xiazi.


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oh god Xiao Ge was so afraid Wu Xie was dead he really thought he was gone for a moment there i can’oh god Xiao Ge was so afraid Wu Xie was dead he really thought he was gone for a moment there i can’oh god Xiao Ge was so afraid Wu Xie was dead he really thought he was gone for a moment there i can’oh god Xiao Ge was so afraid Wu Xie was dead he really thought he was gone for a moment there i can’

oh god Xiao Ge was so afraid Wu Xie was dead he really thought he was gone for a moment there i can’t do this this is devastating 


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Wu Xie: what do you do when i’m gone?

Xiao Ge: wait for you to come back

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vishcount:

IsuddenlyrecallUnclePanmaswords.
HesaidthateitherXiaogeorIwillkilloneanother.

No.

happy birthday @cross-d-a


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