#please i love this concept so much
time travel au where the archive crew find out s5 jon is dating someone but not who it is
Jon won’t say so they turn to s5 martin for gossip and he immediately shit-talks himself to tease him
“I’m not a fan, he could do better honestly”
s5 Jon starts doing the same to Martin’s unnamed boyfriend and it devolves into a game of low self-esteem chicken
