#cursing
whyyyy did ag make so much shit for tenney and barely give their newer dolls 50 pages of story
“my name is Seam. Pronounced "Shawm”. Welcome to my Seap.“ is my favorite fucking joke
thecureinorange-deactivated2021:
where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters
thecureinorange-deactivated2021:
where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters
apparently it is also robert pattinson’s birthday so happy birthday to me and batman
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
jon and martin doodles
Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics
Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I’m writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,
Don’t let the Big Bad Wolf seeyou.
*scrolling through the notes of a post* dang I thought a post this big might have an image description in the notes to rb. ah well I guess *goes back to the post*
*it’s a fucking text post*
time travel au where the archive crew find out s5 jon is dating someone but not who it is
Jon won’t say so they turn to s5 martin for gossip and he immediately shit-talks himself to tease him
“I’m not a fan, he could do better honestly”
s5 Jon starts doing the same to Martin’s unnamed boyfriend and it devolves into a game of low self-esteem chicken
wait. wait wait wait.
In stories, people always try to get rid of a curse by tricking someone else into buying or accepting it. this implies curses are analog.
it’s not like passing on, for example, an mp3 file. when you pass on a curse you are passing on the originalcopy (thus freeing yourself). which means curses are analog.
alternatively, curses are digital but are under stringent DRM rules
OP, I am
1. a witch
2. a librarian
and I am so damn delighted andangrythatyou are absolutely right.
TOUCH TOUCH
TOUCH TOUCH TOCUH
TOUcHY TOUCH AAAA
TOUCH
Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Post About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
I had a thought…
Sydney: my favorite animal’s a puppy dog, what about you, Katie?
Katie: mine’s a kitty cat! What about you, Shay?
Shay, in a deep voice: SATAN.
Katie: STOP IT SHAY THAT’S NOT AN ANIMAL
Submission by @rarewubbox
Cody: you’re in time out! Get on the lamp!
Maxx, painfully sitting on a lamp: I- I AM IN HELL!
Submission by @rarewubbox
“That was all I could do, all I’d been able to do for years: focus on surviving the week, the day, the hour ahead”—
A lengthy chunk of the years during 2006-2019, I was just surviving, occasionally grasping at the edges of real life. It was a hellscape.
My favorite taste in the world is when I take my man into my mouth after we’ve been fucking
It’s the taste of me, of him, of us… heavenly
Next set of swaps!
Tenko-Korekiyo
For tenko being switched with any guy is the worst thing ever. But it’s not helping that kiyo keeps talking about “investigating the beauty of humanity” which she assumes to mean her body
So she never leaves him alone, like at all. Which is both curious and frustrating to kiyo who is currently trying to send friends to his sister (for this reason he recommends tenko right off the bat instead of himiko for the ritual)
Miu-Angie
Miu anf angie are both very very stubborn, not to mention very opposed in mindsets. So they try and pretend they don’t care about what happened but also are non stop arguing about everything.
Of course I had to draw this, what do you mean
(original)
she really is THAT bitch huh
Bitches will see something with black and white designs and be like “omg it’s unus annus”
Absolutely deer in the headlights motherfucker