#please this is so funny

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zoethebitch:

Like going scorched earth and deleting every single reblog off the site when I was soliciting bribes during a presidential election was one thing I can almost understand that bc like Facebook came under all this scrutiny at the time and I’m sure someone on staff was like we do not need that kind of global spotlight and the lawsuits that could come with it hell no. But doing this over some staff members fan art getting screenshotted is insane.

joysmercer:

obsessed w these emails from alfie to jerome at the end of 3a

arunima:

does hannibal know he is tomcoded. who’s gonna tell him

aryiaday:

AITA for “stealing” my (35F) ex-boyfriend (38M)’s ex-boyfriend (34M)

a geraskefer reddit spoof

Okay, I know this doesn’t sound great, but let me explain the background first. I (35F) have had a long on-again, off-again relationship with my ex (38M), who we’ll call Eric. We’ve always had a tumultuous relationship, for lack of a better word. We fought a lot in the times we were together and sometimes it seemed like we were better when we were “off”, but we always ended up together again.

Here’s where the other ex comes in. Eric has been friends with this other guy (34M) who we’ll call Dan since they were teenagers. Dan was frankly horrible to me when I started dating Eric. He was always making snide little comments about my appearance or making me sound like a shitty person to Eric. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t particularly nice to him either, but I could see that he was jealous of what we had so I wasn’t surprised.

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wastingyourgum:

Rhys Darby as elementary school Drama teacher Dr Christian Biscuits in Single Parents S01E07 and S01E19

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