In honor of our D&D party finally choosing a team name after [checks notes] 10 months of playing, here is some spotify album art for the shared party playlist. Here they are, the Gold Standard!
[ID: A drawing showing the silhouettes of a group of five people in gold against a black background. From left to right, there is a tall man with long hair holding a trident, a short and stocky woman with fur over her shoulders, a slightly taller woman with an afro and a star near her head, a tall man with a single dangling earring and a spear at his back, and a tiefling woman in profile with her hand on her hip. Above each of their heads is a different symbol, outlined in gold: a trident with rays coming from the tips, an abstracted wave, a crescent moon next to a star, a pomegranate with leaves beneath it, and a feather, respectively. End ID.]
Voice 1: Fuck metal straws, save the turtles in real life.
Voice 2: It’s a fucking frog.
Voice 1: Ohh my god, it’s a frog??
[Overlapping]
Voice 2: Do you not know-?
Voice 3: You dumbass.
Voice 1: Wait-
[ID: A tiktok by @/dathoejoe of someone putting a flipflop on the putside grass at night, on it sits a large frog. They gently move the flipflop to encourage the frog to slide off onto the ground /End ID]
[Screenshot of two comments, the first one by Muffie1174 reads: “He looks extremly distressed. Like he is afraid he will throw up soon”. The comment below by Debra Harris reads: “And gorgeous!” End ID]
