#polydins

Before Tumblr deletes itself, here’s a wild concept: Pidge sleeping with all the Voltron boys on the down low, and getting caught.Naturally, because I am a heathen, there is also a slight sprinkle of abo dynamics, too.

I’m thinkin’ Pidge ends up helping Keith out when his half-Galra side kicks in and he goes into heat/rut/what-the-hell-ever it’s called. It’s her first time, and hey, she’s curious anyway. She totally ends up liking it though, and makes Keith promise to keep what happened a secret. 

Because she enjoyed getting her freak on so much, she also becomes curious about sex with the others – Would it be like with Keith? Would it be different? It’s experiment time. Naturally this means that Lance is next, who’s easy enough to convince into a secret romp. Again, promises are made to keep their lips sealed. 

This continues with Hunk and with Shiro until Pidge has The Full Collection™, and all the guys think that they’re the only one who slept with Pidge and are super hush hush about it until Lance – of course it’s Lance – ends up kinda letting it slip that he and Pidge totally had A Thing, and Pandora’s Box is ripped open.

It’s absolute pandemonium around the room, nothing but “??? Wait – what do you mean you slept with Pidge? Islept with Pidge!” and the guys eventually come to an agreement that (1) Pidge is an unquenchable vixen and (2) it’s payback time. 

Anyway, this totally ends with Pidge, like, walking into her lab or her room or something and just seeing all the guys standing around, staring at her, and she KNOWS they know. So she’s just all “Hahaha, uh, hey! Sup guys???” although on the inside she’s buzzing with nervous energy and is high-key excited because she knows what’s about to happen, hoooo boy. 

It’s lunch time, and Pidge’s ass is on the menu. 

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