#ghostposts
that certain kind of heartache, that loneliness that comes from your voice going completely unheard by the people who you love
haha i luv destroying all my relationships bc i don’t think i deserve friends
last night my bf comes home from work and i’m like babe let’s play league!!!!! he’s like it’s 12am aren’t u too tired? i said nah i just ate half a bag of doritos i got Gamer Fuel
so exactly 2 ppl have ever commented on my (very obvious) scars at work;; this one guy named Ray who sent me like a 4 paragraph text telling me he noticed them & was there to talk if ever needed him which was so incredibly sweet???? just like wow what a good person it made me wanna cry
& then the other day this new girl who ive been training wasjust like “omg what happened to ur arm?????” im like…………. (o u o ) oh nothing they’re just scars hahahahah
ugH its so awkward idk what im supposed to say to that like girl im not gonna jump into my long history of mental illness & selff harm in the middle of this fast food restaurant fjdlksajfldsk
lmfao just thought about pidge and lance having some spat over something ridiculously trivial and pidge labeling all his stuff “dumb bitch ____” so when shiro goes to grab a drink outta the fridge he pulls out a bottle of “dumb bitch juice” and he’s just like ???? meanwhile 10 rooms over at the same time he hears lance shout when he goes to wash his face with “dumb bitch soap.”
where is my president pidge and white house press secretary (and secret boyfriend) shiro au though
NO KEITH ISN’T SECURITY, HE’S THE VICE PRESIDENT.
HOLT KOGANE 2020
where is my president pidge and white house press secretary (and secret boyfriend) shiro au though
spent a good twenty minutes reading through old chat logs between katieshirogane (when will she return from the war) and i about dogboy!shiro and pidge and her being lance’s roommate and using His Good Shit on the giant filthy mutt she found when she gave him a bath and lance absolutely losing his shit but shiro’s fur being On Fleek and even when he turns into a human he still got that sheen tho and im laughing
@ me next time binch
@katieshirogane@dadboyshiro i feel like this would make a fantastic comic series like i wanna wrote this sooooo bad but i just feel like the humor would not be the same but i love this dogboy!shiro is a good boy
I kind of actually have a bit of an outline started on it because I was planning on writing, like, a really lengthy oneshot on the dogboy Shiro au!! But I want to finish my current projects first (I totally started writing that stupid Shidge divorce April Fool’s prank idea because I have no control lol).
Honestly dogboy Shiro will forever be the most hilarious thing to me if for no other reason than Shiro giving postman Lance an absolute run for his money.
Also, just a random thought that occurred to me because it’s a Real Problem – potty training a grown ass man who’s spent the last x amount of years as a dog and has not a fucking clue of how to human properly.
The afternoon after he turns human, Pidge has no idea why the hell he’s standing at the door and whining. And she’s certainly not ready when he pees on her neighbor’s bushes.
And when she comes home after an extra long day at work the next evening and steps in a lukewarm puddle on her carpet (WHILE WEARING SOCKS)???? Oh hell no.
Pidge would not be amused, and I wholeheartedly imagine she’d wrangle Hunk (or possibly Keith) to deal with the situation because she did NOT earn a PhD in computer engineering to have to babysit a grown man in fear of him shitting on her carpet!!!
@dadboyshiro First of all know that I am Tired enough to have almost typed your username as dogboyshiro which would be fitting given this conversation.
I look forward to the April Fool’s prank fic because… of course why wouldn’t i
Literally everything about dogboy!Shiro is fucking hilarious and i wish i knew why?? it just is??? of course this is coming from someone who was given a dog figurine for a birthday gift from the people i’d been working with for a week because and i quote “we don’t know much about you but you love dogs” and frankly if you don’t know me that’s really all you need to know
But i fucking love the idea of her having to teach Shiro to be human again? I think my issue is that i need to determine if there’s a reason for Shiro to have been a dog but also… can he turn back into a dog? like… as he becomes less doglike and more humanlike does he stand on two feet but he still has dog ears and a tail??? there’s a lot to unpack here but also im just gonna stick in my sad safe lil post-canon universe with Halley who is not just a Great Pyrenees but the BEST Pyrenees (note to self: write that down for a stupid joke that Shiro would tell and Pidge would roll her eyes etc.)
Also didn’t we make add a head&shoulders angle to this except Keith is a catboy? which is also fucking hilarious 10/10
also Netflix is 100% spying on me because this was recommended to me which honestly applies to this conversation and i can’t
OKAY HOLY FUCK I AM WATCHING THAT MOVIE AS SOON AS I AM DONE GETTING MY ASS BEAT IN OVERWATCH!!! SHIT!!!
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT PIDGE HAVING TO TEACH SHIRO TO DO HUMAN STUFF AGAIN LOL. It’s just… there’s so much opportunity for hilarity. I desperately want Pidge taking Shiro out to a fancy dinner w/ her family and her just sweating the entire time bc she’s afraid Shiro’s going to go Full Dog Mode at any second (lo and behold, she returns from the bathroom to find Shiro sniffing at and eating the leftovers from an abandoned table hahaha).
I dunno what the general consensus was on how Shiro became a dog in the original convo (I don’t think we actually decided) but I know for the oneshot I’m doing, like… he was def human first. Cursed to be a dog by Haggar or some shit, like, a good decade ago or something. Why was he cursed? Still working on that. He pissed her off good somehow lol. So yeah, Shiro when he reverts back to human form is 100% Adult Human Male, just with the mind of a dog, basically, lol.
I don’t remember about Keith?? I know there was def like a harem catboy au kind of. I wouldn’t be surprised if we talked about Keith being a catboy in the dogboy shiro au though. If I didn’t already have a role for Keith I’d be tempted to throw him in, too.
holy shit i cant wait to watch this movie. this is going to FUEL ME.
okay but imagine shiro just loving fortnite dance memes.
when someone (pidge) texts him something, if he likes it or agrees, he’ll respond with *fortnite dances* lmao
lance convinced him to play fortnite once and he was absolutely useless the entire match because he was too busy doing the default dance emote and so he spent the entire round cackling like a fucking idiot and now he ironically unironically loves fortnite dance memes.
[Texting]
Pidge: Hey Shiro don’t eat anything because I’m bringing a pizza home.
Shiro: Sounds good :-)
Shiro: *fortnite dances*
Pidge: Don’t do that.
[Texting]
Pidge: I love you
Shiro: *fortnite dances*
Pidge: Nevermind
okay but imagine shiro just loving fortnite dance memes.
when someone (pidge) texts him something, if he likes it or agrees, he’ll respond with *fortnite dances* lmao
lance convinced him to play fortnite once and he was absolutely useless the entire match because he was too busy doing the default dance emote and so he spent the entire round cackling like a fucking idiot and now he ironically unironically loves fortnite dance memes.
[Texting]
Pidge: Hey Shiro don’t eat anything because I’m bringing a pizza home.
Shiro: Sounds good :-)
Shiro: *fortnite dances*
Pidge: Don’t do that.
okay but imagine shiro just loving fortnite dance memes.
when someone (pidge) texts him something, if he likes it or agrees, he’ll respond with *fortnite dances* lmao
lance convinced him to play fortnite once and he was absolutely useless the entire match because he was too busy doing the default dance emote and so he spent the entire round cackling like a fucking idiot and now he ironically unironically loves fortnite dance memes.
Tumblr: No more horny on main
Me, an intellectual: Ask me about my hotwife Shidge AU where Shiro likes and fully supports his wife Pidge getting her freak on with Keith
like i don’t know anything about She-Ra and im not really looking for any new fandoms anytime soon but as far as im concerned that white haired lobster lady person is just an alternate reality Shiro from what i’ve seen so hey
spent a good twenty minutes reading through old chat logs between katieshirogane (when will she return from the war) and i about dogboy!shiro and pidge and her being lance’s roommate and using His Good Shit on the giant filthy mutt she found when she gave him a bath and lance absolutely losing his shit but shiro’s fur being On Fleek and even when he turns into a human he still got that sheen tho and im laughing
@ me next time binch
I’LL DO YOUR ASS ONE BETTER BECAUSE I HAVE THAT ENTIRE FUCKING CONVERSATION SCREENSHOTTED.
BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEFORE THE 17th, BUT GUESS WHAT!
Concept!
Pre-Shidge, where they’re obviously into each other but ain’t one of them made a move yet. Sometime while the Voltron team is out in space for like 2+ years and won’t be back home anytime soon. Shiro beyond over not being able to use his right hand to jerk off comfortably. The paladins coming across this sort of “intergalactic consignment shop” that has all kinds of gizmos and gadgets from every corner of the universe, and so they decide to take a break and check the place out. Shiro finding a goddamn human fleshlight wedged between some, like, weird ass knick knacks and bootleg DVDs from an unknown planet (the people who own/run this ship clearly have no fucking clue what a fleshlight is lmao). Shiro totally buying it on the down low, along with a few other random things to cover up his main purchase. Him trying to check out inconspicuously and managing to fool Keith, but Lance not being fooled for a fucking second. Shiro forcing Lance to swear to secrecy over the whole ordeal. Shiro being flustered and embarrassed about his purchase for like a full two weeks before working up the nerve to actually use it. Him really managing to get into it when he imagines that it’s Pidge. Shiro not being able to look Pidge directly in the eyes without flushing beet red at breakfast the next day.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
people out here really be saying shiro done married “some other twink”but like as far as I’m concerned judging based solely on how those two looked in those few shots, that man done chased and romanced Shiro’s whole ass and tops tf out of him every (other) night and Shiro is a smitten little shit, so regardless of the many emotions that i am feeling over said endgame (primarily irritation, salt, cowboy, and sigh),i’m at least a little happy for Shiro.
Before Tumblr deletes itself, here’s a wild concept: Pidge sleeping with all the Voltron boys on the down low, and getting caught.Naturally, because I am a heathen, there is also a slight sprinkle of abo dynamics, too.
I’m thinkin’ Pidge ends up helping Keith out when his half-Galra side kicks in and he goes into heat/rut/what-the-hell-ever it’s called. It’s her first time, and hey, she’s curious anyway. She totally ends up liking it though, and makes Keith promise to keep what happened a secret.
Because she enjoyed getting her freak on so much, she also becomes curious about sex with the others – Would it be like with Keith? Would it be different? It’s experiment time. Naturally this means that Lance is next, who’s easy enough to convince into a secret romp. Again, promises are made to keep their lips sealed.
This continues with Hunk and with Shiro until Pidge has The Full Collection™, and all the guys think that they’re the only one who slept with Pidge and are super hush hush about it until Lance – of course it’s Lance – ends up kinda letting it slip that he and Pidge totally had A Thing, and Pandora’s Box is ripped open.
It’s absolute pandemonium around the room, nothing but “??? Wait – what do you mean you slept with Pidge? Islept with Pidge!” and the guys eventually come to an agreement that (1) Pidge is an unquenchable vixen and (2) it’s payback time.
Anyway, this totally ends with Pidge, like, walking into her lab or her room or something and just seeing all the guys standing around, staring at her, and she KNOWS they know. So she’s just all “Hahaha, uh, hey! Sup guys???” although on the inside she’s buzzing with nervous energy and is high-key excited because she knows what’s about to happen, hoooo boy.
It’s lunch time, and Pidge’s ass is on the menu.
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plance high school AU where pidge and lance are taking home ec and get saddled with The Baby Project, for which – obviously – they’re paired up. you can go any which way with this, but imagine lance (who totally has or develops a crush on pidge) being all panicky about it and trying to hide it and also being lowkey jealous because he thinks pidge has the hots for shiro who she spends a lot of time with (they’re only family friends and science lab partners) and anyway he’s always venting about it to the fake baby when hunk’s not around to deal with his shit but Jokes On Him because the baby actually has a secret video camera in it and it kicks on at random intervals so that the teacher can check to make sure it was taken care of and please just imagine the shit show it causes when the assignment is over and the teacher announces they’d all be reviewing the footage from the dolls together as a class lmfao
So because the “Shiro wearing Crocs” hell is suddenly kind of a thing again, I dug up these two old snippets of an unfinished oneshot I wanted to write last year when I first imagined the horrible image. Dunno if I’ll ever have a chance to really finish it, so here it is under the cut:
It’s not like they never have visitors. The extra seats at the dining room table serve a purpose outside of placating Shiro’s insistence that “dining room tables don’t only have two chairs, Katie,” to which Pidge had reminded him that they spent most of their time eating take-out on the living room couch. But impressing Mrs. Holt is high on the list of things Shiro takes seriously, somewhere below ensuring that Pidge is in actual bed past 2:00AM and above having a landline “just in case.”
Pidge didn’t even know they had a home phone for a good two years and the dining room table is more of an extension of her desk at this point, but whatever. The point is that they have a table, with chairs, and occasionally? People sit at it. People who aren’t them.
People who are usually Keith, or Hunk, or Lance; occasionally Coran or Allura, sometimes even Kolivan, though his presence is usually reserved for the holidays. Pidge can always tell who’s visiting by their shoes alone, something one unconsciously learns to do while spending the better half of a decade in space with a group of individuals with vastly different tastes in fashion. So when she sees the unfamiliar pair of black Crocs lined up neatly next to Shiro’s boots in the entryway, she doesn’t know who’s in their house, but they need to leave—immediately.
Shiro rounds the corner then. He’s got a half-empty pint of Ben & Jerry’s Milk and Cookies in one hand and his cell phone in the other. His hair is a bit longer than usual, certainly overdue for a trim, and he’s wearing a pair of basketball shorts and a plain heather gray t-shirt; casual, even for him, who spends most of his days lounging around the house. But for a fleeting moment, all Pidge can think about is how stupidly handsome he looks, even in desperate need of a haircut and wearing his laundry day clothes—
Until he slips on the shoes.
——
Lance, of course, does not disappoint.
“Please, Pidge.”
“Say it and I swear you’ll be singing falsetto for the rest of your life.”
“I–I can’t. I have to.” Lance is two seconds away from completely losing his shit. He’s talking to Pidge but his eyes are locked on Shiro’s feet as he stands at the counter, blissfully unaware as he pays for his and Pidge’s part of the bill.
“Let me say it, just once. Please,” Lance begs.
“No.”
“Once!”
Pidge digs her boot into his shin when Shiro makes his way back to the table.
“You wanted chocolate, right?” he asks Pidge, voice hopeful and brows furrowed.
Pidge nods and accepts her brownies. “Yeah, thanks.”
Shiro takes his seat. Pidge can practically feel the need to be a jackass radiating off the moron to the left of her. She glances at him from the corner of her eye to confirm that, yes, he is in fact about to implode.
Shiro pulls apart his donut. “You guys want to try this?” he asks, and Lance–God fucking dammit, Lance–can’t help it.
“What are those?”
