Narcissa (groaning): That was so horrible. What am I gonna do? He’s never gonna speak to me again. I’m so embarrassed.
Regulus: not a big deal. I’ve seen Sev’s stuff, like, a million times.
Lily: You have? I mean… how?
Regulus: usual stuff… Locker rooms, swimming pools, penis fights… it just happens.
Lily: Why haven’t I seen it?
Regulus: why do you want to see it?
Lily: He’s my best friend.
Regulus: Again, why do you want to see it?
Lily: What if Sev gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured, and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? And I’m standing there and I’m saying, “Sorry, Officer Moody, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.” And then boom, he’s buried in an unmarked grave.
