Snape: Dumbledore won’t let me quit :/

McGonagall:I thought you needed this job?

Snape: I need a job. I should’ve just taken up the opportunity to become this guy’s butler. That’s only one child and he can barely speak yet.

I wanted to meet Mr. Lockhart so much as he’ll be signing his books in Flourish and Blotts after few days but I don’t think I’ll be able to come back then. Some people in the bookshop told me about all the great heroic stuff he’s done. Maybe I’ll get to meet him at Hogwarts if he’s this famous.

-Colin Creevey

Fidelity, Lily. It’s not just the name of a bank that sued me. -Severus Snape

Hey do you like Snape? Me too!

Do you think Snape cares about the environment?? I do!

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Now that that is sorted could you do me a massive favour and participate in her survey about perceptions of environmental impacts for her university dissertation?

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Lupin:Will you go out with me?

Snape:Nah.

Lupin:I have a good heart.

Snape:I don’t need a transplant.

Snape:Yeah I’ll probably die alone.

Waiter:No Sir I said “will you be diningalone”.

Snape:Oh…

Lucius:DO NOT TOUCH ME!

Snape: It’s just me calm down.

Lucius:Oh, I’m sorry Severus, you know what I’m like when I comes to clothes.

Lucius:Remember that time I pushed a toddler infront of a hippogriff because he was standing on my Topshop voucher?

Snape:Yes, I believe that poor Draco still has the scar.

Snape:(Rambling on about lacewing flies)

Remus:*affectionately* You’re kinda weird, you know that?

Snape:I like being weird. Weirds all I’ve got.

…

Snape:That, and my sweet style.

Remus:True. All that black is iconic.

i-am-a-were-remus:

Harry Potter: How do you want to be remembered? 

Hermione Granger: If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? 

Ron Weasley: What ice-cream flavours do you love/hate? 

Hagrid: If you could breed two totally different animals together, what new animal would you create? 

Dumbledore: What is your most treasured possession? 

Voldemort: On the first day of ruling the world, what would you do? 

Fred Weasley: If you were told you only had one week left to live, what would you do? 

George Weasley: If you could read minds, whose would you want to read? 

Draco Malfoy: Do you like yourself? 

Ginny Weasley: What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? 

Neville Longbottom: What’s your fondest memory?  

Luna Lovegood: What are your favorite lyrics? 

Severus Snape: Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest? 

Remus Lupin: What is your greatest fear? 

James Potter: If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? 

Lily Potter: Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)? 

Sirius Black: What are your views on sex? 

Tonks: if you could be anyone else for a day, fictional or non-fictional who would you be any why? 

McGonagall: What do you believe I am thinking right now? 

Bellatrix: three words would others probably use to describe you? 

Lucius Malfoy: Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? 

Molly Weasley: What do you define as a family? 

Arthur Weasley: If you could have any career possible, what would it be? 

Peter Pettigrew: If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? 

Umbridge: If you could choose, how would you want to die? 

Colin Creevey: Who inspires you? 

Dean Thomas: Are you generally organised or messy? 

Seamus Finnigan: What makes you laugh? 

Dudley Dursley: Who is the person you despise the most, and why? 

Vernon Dursley: Who is the most important person in your life, and why? 

Petunia Dursley: How close are you to your family? 

Victor Krum: What is your favorite form of exercise? 

Dobby: Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

I know these are kinda old but I’m bored and procrastinating when I should really be reading up on criminal trials so send me some asks if you want to know some random shit about me

Snape:I don’t like people

Lily:Well, that’s not fair, Sev. Have you met all of them?

Snape: I’ve met enough of them … people … what a bunch of bastards

Jesus Christ self-isolating is boring I need a holiday from my family

Stay safe. Stay home.

Snape:The headmaster is dead.

Snape:Now …

(Anytime he sees that he has a class with Gryffindors coming up)

Snape:

(Bursting through the doors late to an Order meeting looking like death warmed over)

Snape:Sorry I’m late.

Sirius:You look like awful, I mean more awful than you usually look, which is quite an accomplishment.

Lupin:How much sleep did you get?

Snape:8

Lupin:What hours?

Snape:… minutes

McGonagall:I heard that you had another run in with Remus again. What has he done to piss you off this time?

Snape:Oh nothing. I’m fine. I was just being dramatic. It’s what I do.

Hermione:Okay so I just logged on the the Cloud as Professor Snape and clicked ‘forgotten password’ and answered his security questions.

Hermione:First up: What is God?

It’s a national lockdown, I’m self-isolating, it’s the weekend, and I have nothing to do … so probs gonna spam this account

Two types of people in the world: professional overthinker, and their dumbass friend who encourages them to make questionable decisions.

Tag yourself, I’m a pro overthinker and @traveleroflife02 is my dumbass partner in chaotic-neutral crime.

Honestly, I never want to put “#anti-Wolfstar” anywhere on my blog but if another person is rude about it to me, I might start.

I can’t understand. There are no tags with “Wolfstar” anywhere on my blog. There is nothing in my blog description about Wolfstar. The theme is meant to be Tonks/Remadora oriented. AND I tell you right off the bat that I support Remadora.

So either you stumbled here for the few pairings or family or friend, text posts I do

OR…

You’ve come here to spread negativity because you think your ship is superior or canon.

I cannot tell you how much it ruins my experience on here when people from another fandom come and be rude. I don’t usually address this but honestly I’ve seen it done so much to other people that I can’t keep my mouth shut.

You don’t the right to bully people because they don’t agree with you.

You don’t the right to tell people their ship is stupid.

Or claim that there is “no possible way that your ship is canon”.

I just can’t understand why there is no respect. Like honestly. Like your ship. I’ll like mine. My blog has never promoted Wolfstar. So if you’re here for that, and not to appreciate the other non-ship posts, that I do, then find a Wolfstar blog.

There are plenty.

I was tagged by @grimmauldcrack for my screensaver, last photo downloaded and last song played:

Screensaver:

(It’s a Live Photo of a lightning storm when you press down )

Last Photo Download:

And last song I listened to:

Darkside by Ty Dolla $ign, Future and Kiiara

I tag @nymphietonkslupinand@forcverandalways