#protective dad is ready to defend his son
Peter: *crying*
Tony: *walks in*
Tony: *overly concerned* Oh my god, Peter, are you okay? What happened?
Peter: Oh, nothing. It’s just an allergic reaction.
Tony: *looking around glaring at all the items in the house* To what??
Peter: My life.
Tony: …
Tony: *slowly turns back to stare at Peter*
SAAAAAAAAAAAAME