Morgan: *dressed in a red frilly gown* we’re playing princesses! Peter is taking his carriage very slowly by his rivals home, so that he can see his latest hat.
Peter: *driving a toy car, wearing a sequined blue dress with a matching blue hat* Eat you’re heart out Harley, you toad-eating hag.
Harley: *sipping tea from a plastic tea cup, dressed in an abysmal yellow gown* Peter, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my castle due to the vastness of my estate.
Peter: oh, please do forgive my mistake, Harley, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself.
Random Stranger: omg I love your necklace where did you get it?
Doctor Strange: oh it’s not a necklace actually it’s an amulet known as ‘the eye of agamotto’ which contains the infinity time stone. It allows the user to travel alter time, and could potentially destroy the universe if it falls into the wrong hands. But thanks
Peter: *swinging in out of no where* oh! And he got it at Claire’s!
Harley: *talking to Peter on the phone* Does mace work on birds???
Peter: *miffed* what?
Harley: if a pigeon is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent?
Peter: Um……… what????
Harley: *screaming into the phone as indignant and pissed off squacking of a pigeon is going on in the background* THIS IS A TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!!!!!!
When an author says they are going to post on Thursday but it’s been three months:
When you try to decide between contacting the author anonymously or with your real username:
When you type a billion different asks and you don’t know what to say because you don’t want to annoy the author cause you love them so much and you want to be friends and for them to know you are their biggest fan and your grammar sucks and you don’t know if you sound loving or mean and–:
When you ask if the author if they are okay:
When the author responds that they are having a big case of writers block but–
(and you say that to be encouraging because you want them to know they can do anything cause they are super talented and you love them)
When someone posts a mean review or messages the author anonymously something rude:
When the author starts to post again:
When the author starts posting more than once a week:
When the author writes a very emotional chapter:
When you are just so proud of the author for getting through their writers block and for continuing to write and so happy they share their talents for free to the world and you get to go on the journey with them:
Tony and Peter casually talking about his patrols and Peter suddenly mentions the one and only merc with a mouth.
“Mr. Deadpool showed me this cool trick-”
“Mr. Pool knows this great mexican place-”
And Tony doesn’t know whether to have a heart attack because his kid knows deadpool, laugh because “Mr. Deadpool”, or be overly fond of his kid because only Peter would call a Mercenary “Mr.”
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