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ssaalexblake:

the doctor and Jack have lots of ways to relate, but they’re both Terrible grandparents and they don’t even know that about each other.

jackdaw-kraai:

jackdaw-kraai:

graaaaceeliz:

jackdaw-kraai:

pyrrho241:

jackdaw-kraai:

jackdaw-kraai:

jackdaw-kraai:

I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

The hell do you mean “use a tea light” you’re telling me those things can be used to heat tea???

Fam I’ve been lied to and deceived

Wait please what are you being told, this has raised many questions about tea lights for me.

Apparently the way you’re supposed to use tea lights is like this

Which no one ever told me is possible or exists and might now become my villain origin story after suffering years of cold tea

I’m sorry they’re what

Theyheat tea. They heat tea because they’re tea lights. They’re named that way because they’re literally devices to keep your tea warm and somehow no one has ever told me this and they’re tea lightstoheat tea and I might just—[CENSORED]

I’m glad we’re all having a normal one today folks

1anonyymous1:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

i-dont-crow:

not-a-slayer-of-dragons:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

soloontherocks:

zukosgay:

is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

laika-the-bitch:

laika-the-bitch:

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

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