#i was today years old

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wdym prison and jail are not the same thing

Why did nobody tell me pterodactyls are the size of a fully grown man???? I been imagining like, the body of a medium sized dog????

just joined this k-quiz at uni lol our group would’ve ranked 2nd if only we answered just one difficult level question correctly sksksks fun shit doe,,, been a long time since i fangirled

A BLACK MAN CREATED RANCH DRESSING It’s sad that I’m still learning about the contributions of African-Americans this late in life… when ALL THIS SHIT Should be taught in American public schools. 

HIS NAME WAS STEVE HENSON

Definitely makes sense, Black people cultivated “Mainstream American cuisine”, American pop music & American pop culture. This whole w@ck @ss country runs off Black Creativity.

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I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

The hell do you mean “use a tea light” you’re telling me those things can be used to heat tea???

Fam I’ve been lied to and deceived

Wait please what are you being told, this has raised many questions about tea lights for me.

Apparently the way you’re supposed to use tea lights is like this

Which no one ever told me is possible or exists and might now become my villain origin story after suffering years of cold tea

I’m sorry they’re what

Theyheat tea. They heat tea because they’re tea lights. They’re named that way because they’re literally devices to keep your tea warm and somehow no one has ever told me this and they’re tea lightstoheat tea and I might just—[CENSORED]

I’m glad we’re all having a normal one today folks

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