#queen meme
Brian: know why I called you in here?
Roger: because I accidentally sent you a dick pic
Brian: *stops pouring wine* accidentally?
They’re literally just a group of teenage girls
I know we all have our theories about how roger got on the red mail box, but please someone explain this
Roger: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, “Are we about to kiss?”
Roger:Doesn’t work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way
toxic men be like “why cant you be skinny? why cant you be pretty?” mf why cant you be freddie mercury
Brian if he never joined queen and stayed with astrophysics
No one:
John Deacon:
Me summoning Freddie from the dead at 2am
John joining queen
Brian:What’re you two fighting about?
John: he keeps using phrases wrong!
Roger: Oh cry me a table!
Roger:Why are you looking at me through a fork?
John:I’m pretending you’re in jail
Roger:Why?
John:It’s spiritually healing
“when Goliath gone missing, Freddie had offered a £1000 reward. Then I found him asleep in the jacuzzi bathroom. I ran down to find Freddie, he came up, took one look at Goliath asleep in the marble washbin and let out a hysterical scream” -Jim
John having a better fashion sense than all of us combined
when worlds collide…
John, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Roger, sarcastically:Heaven.
John:Oh…
John:…
John:I didn’t think you’d be here
Brian smiling at Rami Malek performing as Freddie Mercury
This is literally how every mom wakes up
He got it spot on
“Do you know how many fucking times I’ve been in a shopping center, and some kid has pointed at me and shouted ‘mummy look, it’s Santa’”
-Roger Taylor
John: What happens when you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?
Roger:It takes a screenshot
Brian:Get out, both of you
Freddie and Brian would often match their nail polish. Brian painting his left hand white, and Freddie’s left hand black.
Brian still paints his left hand white, I image Freddie does too, somewhere in heaven
