#random aot trash

Hange, probably: If gender is supposed to be what’s inside my pants THEN I’M POCKET LINT

Armin: Hey, Jean, what’re you doing later?

Jean: More like whoam I doing later, am I right?

Armin:

Jean:

Armin:

Jean: Nothing, I’m free, what’s up?

Armin: Violence isn’t the answer.

Eren: You’re right.

Armin: *sighs in relief*

Eren: Violence is the question.

Armin:What?

Eren, bolting away: And the answer is YES.

Armin, running after him:NO-

Levi: Every time I’m confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

Squad:Awww–

Levi: And I tell myself, if I can survive living with those dumbass clowns, it means I can handle every problem.

Squad:

Hange: How’s the sexiest person here~?

Levi: I don’t know, how are they~?

Hange, flustered:I-

Erwin, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

Eren: Oh, so it’s fine when they get to have their fun but when Ihave fun, it’s problematic?!

Armin:

Armin: People die when you have fun…

Eren: 

Jean:*sleeping*

Marco: Aww, he’s so peaceful

Eren: *smiling evilly while opening a Sharpie* And vulnerable.

Reiner: Can you tuck me in?

Porco: … You just handed me a shovel?

Reiner: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

Jean:*falls*

Armin: Oh my gosh, are you o-

Jean: Better make a wish, you just saw a falling star.

Armin:

Armin:*sneezes*

Mikasa: Bless you.

Eren:*sneezes*

Mikasa:Oh my gosh, Eren, are you okay?! Here, let me wrap you up in a nice blanket and feed you some warm soup!

Jean:*sneezes*

Mikasa: SHUT THE FUCK UP.