#re-reading via audio was an excellent decision
‘Must I put on silk stockings?’
'Certainly, you must put on silk stockings. And do show a leg, my dear chap: we shall be late, without you spread a little more canvas.’
'You are always in such a hurry,’ said Stephen peevishly, groping among his possessions. A Montpelier snake glided out with a dry rustling sound and traversed the room in a series of extraordinarily elegant curves, its head held up some eighteen inches above the ground.
'Oh, oh, oh,’ cried Jack, leaping on to a chair. 'A snake!’
'Will these do?’ asked Stephen. 'They have a hole in them.’
'Is it poisonous?’
'Extremely so. I daresay it will attack you, directly. I have very little doubt of it. Was I to put my silk stockings over my worsted stockings, sure the hole would not show: but then, I should stifle with heat. Do not you find it uncommonly hot?’
'Oh, it must be two fathoms long. Tell me, is it really poisonous? On your oath now?’
'If you thrust your hand down its throat as far as it’s back teeth you may meet a little venom; but not otherwise. Malpolon monspessulanus is a very innocent serpent. I think of carrying a dozen aboard, for the rats — ah, if only I had more time, and if it were not for this foolish, illiberal persecution of reptiles… What a pitiful figure you do cut upon that chair, to be sure. Barney, Barney, buck or doe, Has kept me out of Channel Row,’ he sang to the serpent; and, deaf as an adder though it was, it looked happily into his face while he carried it away.
— Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian
