#these idiots

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I’m having a hard time with people online and in real life that are always saying “you dont need to casually mention you’re gay or wear pride pins or flags cuz if people wanna know they will ask.” Like excuse the fuck our of me I didn’t spend 17 years in the closet to have some straight white guy named Josh tell me to tone it down. I haven’t bought a helicopter to write it in the sky…… yet….. so dont try me you fuckin pasty chicken wing.

elliesgaymachete:

Ok one thing I love about Yaz and the Doctor in LOTSD is how they work together so seamlessly. When they first run into the Sea Devils, the Doctor is talking to it and doesn’t even have to tell Yaz what to do, she just gives a signal and Yaz + Dan were ready at the net to trap him (let’s be real it was definitely Yaz’s idea)

And later when they’re looking for the treasure, Yaz catches onto the Doctor’s plan so easily. They have the exact location of the shipwreck and a TARDIS that can take them there. Yaz immediately starts putting in the coordinates and the Doctor trusts Yaz implicitly that she doesn’t even have to ask if it’s ready before she pulls the lever, she just knows that it is

I just love they way they show just how much Yaz thinks like the Doctor and how they’re on the exact same wavelength most of the time

I applaud the commitment.

xserpx:

‘Must I put on silk stockings?’

'Certainly, you must put on silk stockings. And do show a leg, my dear chap: we shall be late, without you spread a little more canvas.’

'You are always in such a hurry,’ said Stephen peevishly, groping among his possessions. A Montpelier snake glided out with a dry rustling sound and traversed the room in a series of extraordinarily elegant curves, its head held up some eighteen inches above the ground.

'Oh, oh, oh,’ cried Jack, leaping on to a chair. 'A snake!’

'Will these do?’ asked Stephen. 'They have a hole in them.’

'Is it poisonous?’

'Extremely so. I daresay it will attack you, directly. I have very little doubt of it. Was I to put my silk stockings over my worsted stockings, sure the hole would not show: but then, I should stifle with heat. Do not you find it uncommonly hot?’

'Oh, it must be two fathoms long. Tell me, is it really poisonous? On your oath now?’

'If you thrust your hand down its throat as far as it’s back teeth you may meet a little venom; but not otherwise. Malpolon monspessulanus is a very innocent serpent. I think of carrying a dozen aboard, for the rats — ah, if only I had more time, and if it were not for this foolish, illiberal persecution of reptiles… What a pitiful figure you do cut upon that chair, to be sure. Barney, Barney, buck or doe, Has kept me out of Channel Row,’ he sang to the serpent; and, deaf as an adder though it was, it looked happily into his face while he carried it away.

— Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian

phantomrose96:

sadwhore04:

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

daily-polin:

Happy #Polin week!

Thank you @netflixfr for allowing @lukenewtonuk and I to show how much I’ve learned from doing French Duolingo

via @nicolacoughlan

Them, though.

mrs-colin-bridgerton:

“or that moment again he’s insisting that friends look at each other like that.”- taylor swift

Just finished after starting at 3am and all I will say is

bruh why did I wake up to people bodyshaming Jung Ho-Yeon.

Y'all seriously have no hobbies and I hope you all rot. It isn’t even about her being famous or whatever, but the fact that bodyshaming is so normalized everyone was just joking about it like it was funny.

And not ONE of the people talking shit showed their face on their own profile.

And it be the same dudes who complain about not having a girlfriend. Just respect women. Not because you want a girlfriend, but because you look like a clown doing otherwise.

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